FACTORY SECURITY JAGA

There had been a lot of thefts by the factory workers on the night
shift so the manager decided to advertised a vacancy for the post
of night security jaga. This is to prevent any further losses on the
company. Wingz saw this walk-in interview ads and quickly
heading to the said address for the walk-in-interview.




Wingz : Boss, I came here to apply for the post of security jaga.

Manager: Do you have any experience in the kind of job?

Wingz : Got boss, last time I got worked as a bank jaga before.
All the monies I jaga wan although all the monies are kept in the
vault. I make sure no one come close to the vault at night and oso
I got worked as a petronas pump attendant before. I make sure
no body come and steal petrol at night. Now minyak gone up ledi
ma, right boss?


Manager: Wuah..we need staffs who are very committed like you.
If I employed you can you start work immediately?


Wingz : Can boss, no problem boss 'mou man tai' wan.


Finally, Wingz got the job and start work. His job is to make sure
every morning when the night shift workers passed through his gate,
it was his job to check their bags and pockets that nothing has been
stolen.

For the first few months, things were going on smoothly for Wingz
until AhBeng came pushing a wheelbarrow of old newspapers through
his gate at night. AhBeng looks 'kwai kwai shu shu' liddat so Wingz
thought to himself .' Aha...that man thinks he can cover up what he is
stealing with that old newpaper. I got to question him.


Wingz : Halo, stop right there. What are you transporting out of this
factory?

AhBeng: Its only old newspaper sir!!

Wingz: I dun belif you, lemme see. (Wingz removed the old
newspaper only to find nothing)

AhBeng: See, I told you already, its only old newspaper!! I get a
little extra money from newspaper I recycle so i go into the canteen
and picked up all the ones people throw away.

Wingz cannot find anything so he lets AhBeng passed and decided
to keep an close eyes on him. The next night it was the same, and
the night after that. Weeks after weeks it went on. The same AhBeng
would push the wheelbarrow pass the gate checkpoint. Wingz would
always check and finds nothing has been taken out of the factory.

A year has passed and Wingz was very proud of himself that he had
done a very good job. Since he took over, nothing have been stolen
from the factory. Wingz reported for work the next day only to find
a note left for him telling him to report to his manager.


Wingz: Boss, you wan to see me izzit??

Manager: Yes!!! I want to see you and you're fired!!!!

Wingz: Fired?? why leh boss?? Wat did I do wrong boss??

Manager: It was your job to make sure that no one stole anything from
the factory and you have failed to do that!!! So you are FIRED !!!

Wingz: Wait a minutes boss, wat you mean failed?? I have worked here
for about a year ledi and nobodi ever stole anything from the factory
while I was on guard. I damn comfident wan.!!

Manager: Oh really??



If you all wanna know what AhBeng stole from the factory





....scroll down la!!


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AhBeng stole wheelbarrows !!


Manager: Then how do you account for the fact that there are
365 wheelbarrow missing??






Wingz: Har !! Alamak !!!!!Dui lor.. Hailat la... why I haven't thought of that!!!









Wuahahaahahaha...Everytime Wingz kenakan AhBeng,
dis time is the other way round. LOL.

12 Aces:

Kenny Ng said...

wakakakaka... kereta sorong use to angkut the newspaper ah? This jaga so stone stone 1... not Wingz kua? kekekeke

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

that company make kerate sorong ar?

ah nel said...

nowadaes stil got kereta sorong kam wit wood handle mia mer???

mirror said...

hahahaha!! i also haven't thought of that! now wheelbarrow very expensive o

nyonyapenang said...

fire the store manager oso la. everday missing stock oso dunno.

AceOne said...

kenny ng; the jaga not stone stone 1 la, he just didn't realised it oni.

pisang; wat do you think leh??

ahnel; i just simply copy wan la

mirror; get sell as besi buruk la, another income ma

nyonyapenang; ya lor..the store manager oso must kena sack hor.!!

Young Brat said...

Aiks..Wingz pulak kena here...

Ace: Wingz know he is the hero 'here' anot??

AceOne said...

wuahahaha..youngbrat!! apa maciam?? how you doing? long time no see.

nyonyapenang said...

hansem aceone,
i tag u leh. can gif face or not?

AceOne said...

wuahhh..i kena tagged ka? wokeh..wokeh..I mesti sapot wan.!!

Henry Leong said...

Hope to share the gosho, which I took lots of years to compile-Henry Leong
gakkai-experiences.blogspot.com

David Vitter said...

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