AHBENG CARI MAKAN IN KUALA LUMPUR

Today, I got stori to tell you all la. Its about AhBeng and his
lovely wife AhLian. They stayed in the jungle wan because
AhBeng is a hunter. He trapped wild pigs and sometime
uses his home made shotgun to gunned them down.

AhBeng being inexperience in the local town, everytime got
cheated by the ketua kampong(village head) for his goods.
The village head paid him very low price for his
goods thus
not enuff for him to buy bullets for hunting.

AhBeng feeling useless, he sat under the tree to think of some
other ideas. After about an hour or so, he came up with a
brilliant idea to go to big city like Kuala Lumpur to cari makan.

So AhBeng quickly ran back to the jungle and discuss his idea
with his wife AhLian.

AhBeng: Lou Por, hunting business is no good leh, the profit
oso not enuff for me to buy bullet.I've been thinking of going to
K.Lumpur. What do you think ar?

AhLian: What ever you say lor Lou Kung. I married you for so
many years ledi, i'll follow wherever you go wan but...

AhBeng: But what jek lou por !!


AhLian: Can you cope up with KL anot? You haven't been there
before wor somemore you 'dungu dungu liddat' i sked you kena
cheated again leh.

AhBeng: I where got dungu jek? Your lou kung veli 'sing' wan la.


So, the next morning, they packed their things and travels to KL.
Upon reaching KL, AhBeng got a shock of his life to see so
many high rise building in the city especially KLCC. He have not
seen so many cars before in his life, not even fast food restaurant
like McDonald. AhBeng began to start panic ledi.


After about a week ledi, AhBeng wants to go back to the jungle.
Before going back to the jungle, he discussed with Ahlian that
he wanted to rob a fast food restaurant. He surveyed the area
and decided to rob McDonald. He tell AhLian to grab all the
money from the drawer while he jaga the workers and customers.

So they proceed with their plan. When there are little customers,
AhBeng & AhLian rushed into the restaurant making the hold
up.
AhBeng took out his home made shotgun and shouted,'
" Freezed!!!! dis is a robbery, put your hand up and dun move.
While AhLian jumped over the counter and grabbed the money,
and.. and.. she noticed something is wrong.

AhLian: Lou Kung!!!!! Wat the farked are you doing???

AhBeng: I jaga the workers and customers la, exspecially this
McDonald's manager. Kanneh..this farker hands up kena rob
somemore he can smile wan.

Lou por...you fast fast la...we got to cabut ledi!!

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Wanna see who is the leng chai manager anot?
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-fai tit la .... going to reach ledi !!!!
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AhBeng sohai anot??????






Wuahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!

25 Aces:

Las montaƱas said...

I tink after this mistake, they'll go rob Kenlucky ayam goreng next. The chairman there look damn like old and rich man!

Sasha said...

aiyo..why ah beng damn "lui" wan?

ah nel said...

tat sohai is u rite?i recognise ur hand...LOL

Kenny Ng said...

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!! MCB, I was drinking water n u know la... very good joke! *thumbs up*

AceOne said...

[las montanas], go rob KFC chun oso hor.
'leng'!!!


[sasha], AhBeng memang 'lui' wan.


[AhNel], niamah..you tarak read ar? tat sohai is AhBeng la!!


[Kenny ng}, you choke ledi ar? got makan ubat anot?

ah nel said...

i tot acebeng is u? LOL

AceOne said...

[Ahnel], sohai!!..where did did you see acebeng? where??????

toniXe said...

aiya so small gan samo got stling one how 2 sut ah ? then poit aye samo. shuut d bals ma !

tellibels. ssen heeym baeck 2 Oolluu Langgssatt 4 ernurder terraineengg sexxion faster.

dis tyme i tiih heem mie oon celf ok.

AceOne said...

[tonixe], diswan home made mia gun leh.

CrazyGrr| said...

LOL!! so cleber la..

btw.. nice song although i dunno wat the heck she sing.. haha!!

janicepa said...

I LIKE the song lah ... and the story is good !!! Ah Beng really chun choi....

AceOne said...

[crazygrrl], you like the song? dis wan romantik love song leh. cun hor!!


[Janice], of course you liked the song la, you so romantik wan. hehehehe..

AhBeng chun choi betiu!!!

Anonymous said...

very confuse la ah beng is expert hunter why he kanot know that was dummy meh?

danielctw said...

wat the...I beh tahan...laugh in the office...

ah nel said...

the sohai pointing the gun at at doll mia...

frostier said...

niabeh. u now so rich can hire few kelefeh.

AceOne said...

[pisang], try reading the story again. Maybe you will get it!!! lol


[danielctw],you got piss in your pants anot?


[frostier], you wan to do it anot? hahahaha...

nyonyapenang said...

moral of the story :-
ah beng shud listen to his wife. she told him in private that he is 'dunggu, dunggu'. now everybodi knows he is dungu beyond help.

AceOne said...

[nyonyapenang], kakaka..Ahbeng over smart ledi!

ah pek said...

wahlau... youe jokes getting better than wings one orledi!!

AceOne said...

[AhPek}, tenkiu Pek, Just for laugh ma.

angel said...

*leaves some Love, Hugs & Kisses*
TQ for the luck... :)

AceOne said...

[angel], thks!!

frycrab said...

that hkl ah beng is hai ace lor...hahaha...mari main candle n play tanglung!

AceOne said...

[frycrab], wat you toking?

 
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