The other day my brader posted in his blog saying that
this stun-gun can" generate high-voltage, low amperage
electrical charge. In simple terms, this means that the
charge has a lot of pressure behind it, but not that much
intensity. When you press the stun gun against an attacker
and hold the trigger, the charge passes into the attacker's
body. Since it has a fairly high voltage, the charge will pass
through heavy clothing and skin. But at around 3 milliamps,
the charge is not intense enough to damage the attacker's body
unless it is applied for extended periods of time".
Many thanks to pisang for e-mailing me also regarding this
stun gun/taser gun/torchlight gun whatever gun I'll be on the
alert whoever comes near me. However, this following video
is about a Numb-nuts also using a similar stun-gun. This silly
angmoh asked his best friend to "sot9 his balls". It is claimed
that the stun gun can produce 200,000 volts!! Got 'chun song
somemore'. What a real sohai!!.
The other day my brader posted in his blog saying that
Hello to all friends, brothers and sisters, Ah Sooks &
Ah Sums, Piao Mei's & Piao Ke's and Guests. Come on
lets dance. If you dunno how to dance just follow the
I'm sure many of you already seen this video some
where already. Anyway, why not I post it again for
those who missed it.
AhBeng hasn't got a job for several months already. He is so
desperate to find a job to pay for his expenses. So one day,
while he was hunting for a job he accidentally bumped into his
old classmate and chatted for a while:-
AhBeng : Yescuse me!! are you Chee Sin? Leh Chee Sin?
Ah Sin : Errrr.. you are..
AhBeng : I'm AhBeng la, your old classmate from Cock skool.
Oops..Soli soli..from KokCrane skool.
Ah Sin : Oh ya!! I remember you. You're the one who is always
late for school.
AhBeng : Yaya..itu me la !!
Ah Sin : How are you? What are you doing now??
AhBeng: Me doing no fine la AhSin. I'm kambing to town to look
for a job. Eh... ada any "vankency' to rekomen ar?
Ah Sin: Actually, I know a friend of mine his company is looking
for a coast guard officer. The job is very easy..just monitor the
in coming and out going ships. And report to your superior.
Do you have any experience in shipping line? Your English also
must be good....
AhBeng: Oh..tat's no plobem wan. Last time I oso got work in
MISC wan. My Yinglish OK wan...sure gao gao wan.
Ah Sin: That's Great!! Okay then..I'll call up my friend and
let you have that job.
AhBeng: Tenkiu.. Tenkiu
AhBeng finally got that job . After introducing AhBeng to the
other colleagues, his superior bring him to his work place and
said " Its all yours" then left.
A short while later AhBeng received a MAY DAY call that a ship is sinking!!
To continue with the story..you watch this video la.
This is the recent conversations between the President of Disneyland
International and Senior Vise President of International Marketing.
President: So what's the latest in international front?
Vice President: Lets see, hmmm..,yes we have an inquiry from Maraysia.
President: Maraysia? Where is that? In Thailand?
Vice President: No..no..that's somewhere south of Thailand, small country
shape like a banana.
President:Okay.. what do they want?
Vice President: They are interested in setting up disneyland there.
President: Oh really? That must be near Hong Kong. How are we doing in
Vice President: Ohhh.. Hong Kong is fine. That because the weather in Hong
Kong is great and very conductive to outdoor action for the
President: What about the weather in Maraysia then?
Vice President: Blistering hot, up to the thirties. Then they have two monsoon
six months apart.
President: Hmmm, go on.
Vice President: And when it rains the place flood like hell. Cars washed away,
trees uprooted and landslides.
President: You're kidding me are you?
Vice President: No sirs, I have got a report here that says only 4 days ago
an Indonesian community was washed away by landslides.
President: Indonesian community?? I thought you said Maraysia??
Vice President: Oh yes, but they have hundred of thousand of illegal workers
mainly from Indonesia.
President: What's the crime rate like in Maraysia?
Vice President: Oh my, pretty bad sir. Snatch thieves, rapes, childred kidnapped
and killed....just last week alone a little girl was found dead. And
the crime rate is expected to go up.
President: Expected to go up?? Who said that??
Vice President: The police themselves said that sir. They threatened to let the
crime rate go up if the goverment sets up a commission that
all of the policemen dont like . SEE. it here on the net.
President: They even circulated that kind of threat in the net??
Vice President: Apparantly, a dumb corporal did it by mistake.
President: Tell me more about the police there.
Vice President: Well, a report here says last week there was a peaceful
demonstrations against some tariff hikes and the police bashed
them up, beat the hell out of them. I've got pictures.
President: Oh..sounds brutally efficient
Vice President: Oh..not really ..cos last week there was another demonstration;
this time against a forum held in a hotel, and the police couldn't
control the crowd. They actually asked the people in the forum
to go home.
President: What more can you tell me about Maraysia?
Vice President: Hmmm, Let see...Oh yes, they produced fake DVDs by the
thousands and actually sells them openly.
President: Geee... that bad huh? Well, we can't let them touch our merchandise
then, can we?
Vice President: No Sir, Oh..one more thing.
President: And that is??
Vice President: According to a politeness survey conducted by Reader's Digest,
Malaysian is ranked third-worst out of 35 cities!
President:Alright..alright..I have heard enough. WE ARE NOT SENDING
MICKEY AND MINNIE MOUSE THERE, CAN WE??
We have American Idol's , Malaysian Idol's and many other idols
from many countries. This Japanese Idol is the most entertaining
one I have found. I wish I was there to be the judge there.
Just a short clip, enjoy fellars !!
I got tagged by Kahw33 to do this meme. This is oso my first meme
la ooi !! .
Here it goes la wei..
4 Job I would stink at:
1) Pig farmer - dis wan gua beh tahan la.
2) Rubbish collector - eeeiiyak smelly wan la wei
3) Working in rubber factory - i can guarantee it stink!
4) Cleaning/Emptying septic tank- fuiyoh.. spray parfume for days oso
kenot hilang the smell wan.
4 nicknames i making up for myself: (Dis wan kacang la).
1) Aceone - i'm using it now !!
2) Leng Chai
3) Koh Tai Wai Mang
4 movies i can watch over & over again:
1) An Officer & A Gentlement.
2) My fishing videos - favourite!!
4) Star Wars
4 things i love to do on weekends:
1) Sleep - dis wan kenot miss geh.
2) Walk my rabbit - kahw33 remember you made my bunny cry?
3) English Premier League - how to miss wan
4) Mahjong session - me like a construction worker, got to put
up the tiles!!
4 alkoholic baverages i enjoy from time to time:
2) Tequila pop
3) Samsu todi
4) Red wine
4 fantastic destination i would like to go before i pass out:
2) Buckingham Palace
3) Niagara Falls
4) Hawaii - i heard got alot cun cun chicks there wan
4 celebrities I would go on a big date with:
Chermaine Sheh See Man- Dis wan cun cun loh
Niki Chow - Dis wan oso cun, I like
Karena Lam - Fuiyohhh..dis wan oso cun.
Maria Sharapova - Aiyoyo.. dis wan oso cun leh..
4 Objects I would not leave without:
1) Handphone - without it, losing a lot of client leh
2) My comb - Got to look leng chai ma duiii..although i got no hair!!
3) My KKC - Can't leave my blader behind ma !!
4) Pen - Got to jot down new chicks hp number leh
4 gaggets I do not have which I quite like to have:
1) Marselee Benz
2) Cipet Vibrator - the chicks sure like it wan
3) A luxury fishing boat for my adventures
4) A Hotel
4 wannable friends tagged:
2) lin peh
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45
years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,
What is this?"
At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone
when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".
A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the
same question again and again, although I have told you so many times
'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old
tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On
opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the
following words were written in the diary :-
"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a
crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was,
and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly
each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I
did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child".
While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had
felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when
today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son
felt irritated and annoyed.
If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a
burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and
kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this aloud,
"I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since
I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.
They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat
to make me a person presentable in the society today".
Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I
will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they
Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE ,,, coz the word IMPOSSIBLE itself
says I M POSSIBLE..
KEEP SMILING ALWAYS