KENNY NG KICKED HIS SMOKING HABIT ALREADY!!

With the higher prices of cigarettes nowadays, Kenny Ng finds it
difficult to cope buying 2 packets of cigarettes a day. So one day,
he told to himself that he wanted to kick the habit of smoking. He
was thinking of an idea how to get cigarettes for free, so kenny ng
stop buying his daily fix and ask his brader Wingz for supply lor.

For the first two weeks, Wingz can still accomodate Kenny ng's
request for cigarettes (they brader ma). Then week and weeks
had passed and Wingz finds it difficult to cope as well. Finally,
Wingz threw out the white towel and told kenny that he have a
brilliant idea to show him how to quit smoking.



Wingz: Oi kenny ng, I thought you wanted to stop smoking !!?

Kenny ng : Yalor, I thought of giving up smoking wor and for a
start i stop buying cigarettes ledi la!!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Wingz: Aiyo..taikor..I can't supply you cigarettes everyday ler
bcoz my expenses going up ledi and i'm married with my "little
devil" moreover my adsense money some farker got sabotage ledi.

Kenny ng: I thought we brader ma, no kira wan!!!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Wingz: Farked you la, BTW, i have an idea to teach you how to
quit smoking. You want to hear anot??Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Kenny ng: I want ..I want...faster tell la.

Wingz: Photobucket - Video and Image HostingLidis wan, tonite before you go to bed hor, you take out one
cigarettes and wrapped it with tissue paper....!! and...

Kenng ng: and what??

Wingz: hehehe..then you insert completely into your asshole, the
next morning you take out and rojak the cigarettes and place it
back to the pack of cigarettes in such a way that you can't tell
which one it is.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Kenny ng: Brader, liddat can work anot??!!

Wingz: Aiya..fung shui people bluff you 10 years..8 years I Wingz no
bluff people wan. The thing is that you won't dare to smoke any of
the cigarettes knowing that one of the cigarettes is from your asshole.!!

Kenny ng: Wokeh!!!..wokeh Wingz , i try tonite. tenkiu!!!



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Three weeks have passed, Kenny ng quick quick go and find Wingz!!!!


Kenny ng: Halo Wingz!!!

Wingz: Aiyoyo.. wat happened?? What i rekomen you tarak works
out meh??

Kenny ng: Fuiyohhh!!.. I came to thank you la, i finally quit smoking
ledi!!! the method you thought me work wonders!!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Wingz: Liddat good la.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Kenny ng: But..but hor..is like i transfered my addiction from
cigarettes to another thing wor.

Wingz: What is the hell is that supposed to mean??

Kenny ng: Well, I dun smoke cigarettes anymore, but now I can't
sleep at night unless i have "something" inserted into my ass wor!!
wingz, can you help me anot??
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Wingz: Choi!!..Choi!! I dun play bekside wan.. I no play septic tank wan.!!!
(Wingz quickly jumped into his car and cabut ledi!!! )Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting




Wuahahahaha!!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

A TAG FROM NIKI

This is a tag from Niki. According to Niki, the rules is lidis wan.

Rules : Ten Stupid Question Meme Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

1. Place a copy of the rules with the not not a meme

2. Answer the ten stupid questions of whoever tagged you

3. Write ten stupid questions for others to answer

4. Tag three people




Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting...Niki, the tag finally up already. Sorry the tag is
posted a little bit late because 'Deepavali' and 'Hari Raya'
holidays. I went to cut cakes with Samy Vellu and Pak Lah
wor!! You saw it in the papers anot??

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingHere goes the answers for your questions.



1) What kind of animal that have 2 legs and bark at people everday?
(hint: you see him/her every Mon-Fri).


Diswan kacang la, you must be referring to your boss!! and I
like your boss statement "Niki, i have high expectation on you.
Thus, you need to handle it yourself". And you answered,"
F@#k up side down!! wuahahaha..Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



2) Why sun flower did not die when there is no sun?

Because the bees shit there at night!!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



3) Why do people say joy stick is not the same as 'kayu gembira'

Because people like to play with his 'kayu'Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting .



4) Why can't people sell 100% alcohol?

So that they can trick people like AhPek!!!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



5) Why do young people nowadays need to snooze when alarm ring?

Hehehe...they are still dreaming about having sex with piaomei ma!!!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



6) Why do they call it 'pigs can fly' but not 'cows can fly'?

Diswan..sap sap sui la. Because the cow heavier than the pig ma.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



7) Why do computer need Windows?

Cheh!!! Computer need Windows to let 'air' go in ler.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



8) If i become a striper, what would you do?

Diswan..Errr....I'll make sure that I will be very well shave!! Alot of
people like " Pak Cham Kai" wan, lol.Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting



9) If you are an animal, would you rather be a he-animal or she-animal?

Fuiyoh...liddat question oso got wan. In that case I want to be a he-animal.
I prefer to climb on top rather than at the bottom.!! wuahahaha.



10) Why do you need a 'Fire Lift/Lift Bomba' when in case of fire,
people not allow to use lift?

Walau!! With the fire lift, I can "gasak" more things go home ma!!!kakakaPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting





The rule said that I got to tag 3 peoples. I am breaking that rules. I'm not
tagging anyone here, if you want to do this tag, you may answer
the same question.


HeheheheVomit blood
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting anot??

NANYANG TECHNOLOGY UNIVERSITY

While I was browsing through some blogs, I came accross
Amber mia blog showing a video from YouTube. The
video is about an indian lecturer from NTU (Nangyang
Technology University) showing the comments made by
his fellows students.

The Students are suppose to do a survey and comments
about his TEACHING. Click on play to have a good laugh!!














Wuahahahahaha..

A TAG FROM LAUNDRYAMAH

I got two tags, one by Niki and the other by Laundryamah.
Aiyoyo..I got to do 2 different tags. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
At first, I thought I escaped this tag from Sasha. Then
Laundryamah pulak tag me. Kakaka..


Photobucket - Video and Image HostingLet me do Laundryamah's tag first ler coz this is easier.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


1) 4 things many don't know.

a. I can do fishing 24hrs without sleep.
b. I service my own car. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
c. I was told I talked in my sleep!!(Dunno correct leh)Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
d. I like to smell childrens head!! especially baby.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(aiyoyo..got to ask for Flowsnow's advise already)



2) 4 movies I cud watch over and over again.

a. Young and Dangerous
b. Great Goals By David Beckham
c. Sniper
d. The Thin Red Line



3) 4 places where I lived

a. Sentul, Jalan Ipoh (near Hong Kong Bank)
b. Kepong
c. Segambut
d. Dunno yet



4) 4 TV show that I Love

a. CSI
b. Fear Factor
c. The Contender
d. English Premier League



5) 4 places I've been for vacation

a. China
b. Australia & New Zealand
c. Hong Kong
d. Thailand (thai cock)



6) 4 of my favourite foods

a. Ginger Chicken
b. Any vegetables
c. Steak
d. Tai pau (Tuah Pau, kakaka)Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



7) 4 places I would rather be now

a. United Kingdom..Emirate Stadium, Arsenal fan ma!!
b. United States of America
c. Japan
d. Thai Cock... like ahpek said must go 'teh lam pah'Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



8) 4 favourite songs

a. All songs by The BeeGees
b. All songs by Sam Hui
c. All songs by Chan Pak Keong
d. All songs by Alan Tam



I want to tag NIKI!!!! since she like doing tag.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Muahahahaha..*wink* *wink*

SELAMAT HARI DEEPA-RAYA

Hindu celebrate Deepavali (also known as Diwali) marks the
triumph of good over evil, the victory of light over dark.
Commonly known as The Festival of Lights.

To all Hindus friends, Wishing you Happy Deepavali.

Samy Vellu!!! your house still in Jalan Ipoh izzit??? This year
got "open house' anot??




SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL FITRI.

Muslims celebrate Hari Raya Puasa in Malaysia to mark the
culmination of Ramadhan, the holy month of fasting.


To all Muslim friends, Wishing you Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri.




THE TIU TIU CLUB

Our countryman from Bolehland made into international
scene appearing in Daily Global News Head Lines ,4th Floor,
Suite 8 Wall Street, New York, 10044 NY. Tel: 212-558-3838
Fax: 212-558-9393. If you cannot read from the post, you
may download The Global News from HERE.

According from my realiable source Ms LP from USA, she
received the Sunday newspaper and comfirmed it !!!!


THE TIU TIU CLUB !!!!!

Look!! What Kenny doing there??







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UPCLOSE BOLEHLAND MALAYSIAN

Many thanks to my brader Inevitable for this video. He is
now in Bali sunbathing naked there!!!


Part 2
The Knock - Oi..bodoh!! Kenot see ar?
















Part 3

Toilet - Oi..Watch your aim man!!









UPCLOSE BOLEHLAND MALAYSIAN

Part 1

AhBeng after ate too much during lunch time rushing back
to his office wanna bake cake!!








AHBENG CARI MAKAN IN KUALA LUMPUR

Today, I got stori to tell you all la. Its about AhBeng and his
lovely wife AhLian. They stayed in the jungle wan because
AhBeng is a hunter. He trapped wild pigs and sometime
uses his home made shotgun to gunned them down.

AhBeng being inexperience in the local town, everytime got
cheated by the ketua kampong(village head) for his goods.
The village head paid him very low price for his
goods thus
not enuff for him to buy bullets for hunting.

AhBeng feeling useless, he sat under the tree to think of some
other ideas. After about an hour or so, he came up with a
brilliant idea to go to big city like Kuala Lumpur to cari makan.

So AhBeng quickly ran back to the jungle and discuss his idea
with his wife AhLian.

AhBeng: Lou Por, hunting business is no good leh, the profit
oso not enuff for me to buy bullet.I've been thinking of going to
K.Lumpur. What do you think ar?

AhLian: What ever you say lor Lou Kung. I married you for so
many years ledi, i'll follow wherever you go wan but...

AhBeng: But what jek lou por !!


AhLian: Can you cope up with KL anot? You haven't been there
before wor somemore you 'dungu dungu liddat' i sked you kena
cheated again leh.

AhBeng: I where got dungu jek? Your lou kung veli 'sing' wan la.


So, the next morning, they packed their things and travels to KL.
Upon reaching KL, AhBeng got a shock of his life to see so
many high rise building in the city especially KLCC. He have not
seen so many cars before in his life, not even fast food restaurant
like McDonald. AhBeng began to start panic ledi.


After about a week ledi, AhBeng wants to go back to the jungle.
Before going back to the jungle, he discussed with Ahlian that
he wanted to rob a fast food restaurant. He surveyed the area
and decided to rob McDonald. He tell AhLian to grab all the
money from the drawer while he jaga the workers and customers.

So they proceed with their plan. When there are little customers,
AhBeng & AhLian rushed into the restaurant making the hold
up.
AhBeng took out his home made shotgun and shouted,'
" Freezed!!!! dis is a robbery, put your hand up and dun move.
While AhLian jumped over the counter and grabbed the money,
and.. and.. she noticed something is wrong.

AhLian: Lou Kung!!!!! Wat the farked are you doing???

AhBeng: I jaga the workers and customers la, exspecially this
McDonald's manager. Kanneh..this farker hands up kena rob
somemore he can smile wan.

Lou por...you fast fast la...we got to cabut ledi!!

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AhBeng sohai anot??????






Wuahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW HANDS FREE BABY FEEDING STAND

Halo, cum cum..come and see the new beyond 2010 mia
hands free baby feeding stand. Baru from the stove wan.


For busy working mum and dad, here a new way of feeding
your baby. Save your time to do other house chores mopping
floor, cleaning the toilet, washing clothes, cooking for your
honey etc. The gadget I'm inventing is only on trial now. Got
to see the respond first ma, correct anot? Mana tahu this thing
laku leh!! Hehehe... cun anot? Can gip feedback anot??






This wan hand free mia!!


 
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