Nowadays you can see so many kissing episode in the open air be it in the car park, swimming pool, gardens, river side, gasing hill and lately Sasha and her sister also saw it too. They are doing it in the supermarket milk powder section pulak!! It seem the kissing got sound also..liddat wan..and they ended the kissing with a "chuiitttt" sound. Like the sucker being pulled off from the window. Next time if you see a car shaking you know what is happening leh. Aiyo..kissing and pluck papaya oni what. kekeke...

I got read in the papers that a chinese couple got fines by the authorities just because they are holdings hand and kissing in the park. The authorities said this wan very "haram" and against the Malaysian religion and culture. I'm not against kissing la. By all means go and enjoy yourself do whatever you like ..f*** oso nebermine but do it at home la. If sked your papa at home then go outside booking hotel lor. If sked hotel too expensive then can booking budget room ma..there that wan...what you called errrr.... "rumah urut kiew-kiew". This rumah urut kiew-kiew if you go sure got give you discount wan!! AhBeng always go there wan.

If you do it at the park for example then if you got caught by the authority and your face turn green, How? Not that booking hotel you kenot get caught but must play smart also la. Pay the bell boy to ring you up before the authority come dashing into your room ma. kekeke...(Macam la I got lot of experience liddat) The following video a couple kena caught red handed doing it at the riverside and kena question somemore...."sudah kahwin kah belum" SEE.. dun say I didn't warned you.!! What else? Pay fines la. LOL


Warning!! If you are 18 years old and below..still skolling do not open this video and go play far far,nothing hamsup inside. wokeh? Go play computer games. Above 18 years old ...kekeke proceed la.

A very Happy Merry Christmas to all of you. What have you been doing during Christmas? Did you get lots of presents? Many have gone for a long holidays so this post is a short one. hehehe. (Lazy lah).

Ah Kow, Ali and Maniam are 3 good friends. They worked at the same rubber plantation. After work, they usually take a slow walk back home. One day while they are walking home from their plantation, they suddenly spotted a mysterious object on the floor. All of them drew closer to the object and Ah Kow made a remark, "looked like shit to me la"....

Then Ali stepped forward and took a closer look. Without hesitation, he took a sniff at the object and said, ' yeah..it smell like shit too.'

Moved a side both of you, said Maniam. He then drew closer to the object looking very curious liddat. Out of a sudden, Maniam poked his finger into the object and put it in his mouth. He then said. COMFIRMED it is shit!! PHEW!!! ....Luckily we didn't stepped on it!!!

The cow so happy standing behind the trees.

The rest is history! WUAHAHAHAHA

I went to the Universiti Hospital in Petaling Jaya today. Finally I have the chance to meet my online friend, pisang goreng 115. He had changed his blog from here to here because someone got no work to do go and sabotaged his google adsense with 500 clicks until adsense ban 9 him ledi. He is my first online friend when I first started this blog. He had an operation on his ankle yesterday afternoon. Some of you guys who don't know him may ask, why is he in the hospital??

Well, he had a genetic disorder of the nerve system which can cause tumor on any part of the body. When I ask him what is this called?? He mentioned that it is called NEUROFIBROMATOSIS. Errrr...what's that? Can you said it again? Me blur-blur already. The thing is that his flesh is growing bigger and bigger each day on his left leg until he had difficulties in walking. According to him, he said that this is his second operation.


I've asked his permission to post this in my blog. Any one of you out there know what is this
NEUROFIBROMATOSIS?? Can explain to me anot??






Any way his second operation is succesfull and he is recuperating from his illness. Get well soon my friend.

SHAKE IT...SHAKE IT...SHAKE IT. !!! THAT'S THE
WAY !!!!!!!


AceOne would like to present you a Chrismas boogie. That day Lin Peh
went Chrismas shopping and bought red kaler underwear! LOL.
Dancer for today is Santa Lin Peh. I chosen this song STOP! STOP! STOP!
but he dowan to stop wor!! He wan to shake it wor!! wuahahaha!!!, LOL
You see his underwear changed to red kaler ledi and santa gave him that
cap.






THAT'S IT !!! OH YEAH !!!









COME ON SHAKE IT !!! OH YEAH !!!

No wonder they say taking tongkat ali will increase your sex drive. By looking at the root you can see a couple at it. Tongkat Ali root one of the powerful plants on earth. It is a medium size slender tree reaching 10 metres in height. Scientific name for this plant is Eurycoma longifolia. It claimed to increase your sexual motivation, enhanced libido and it is compatible to viagra. And it is really expensive you know!












Even at our local mamak stalls offer teh tarik tongkat ali. Kekekeke!! Better sex, more muscles and POWERRRR!!!!

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Disclaimer: This story is TOTALLY fiction and made up just for laugh and entertainment. It is not refering to anyone. If this story has hurt any one of the reader(s), pls accept my apology. Proceed at your own risk.
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Last week Laundryamah ranted about her workers being slow, don't know what to do, how to do or when to do their task properly. Why are they always complaining of the work load given to them? Slow in learning nebermine somemore sharp 5.30pm all of them pack their bag cabut ledi. Pity Laundryamah, she got to do the washing herself. Aiyoyo...somemore she slept at 2 am wor!! (that also didnt sleep well thinking of the remaining load to wash.) She got up at 6am to continue washing!!


On seeing this happening, Aceone (my goodself la) kenot tahan la. So I decided to help her investigate what is the main reason behind this problems. While Laundryamah is away doing marketing, about 2pm liddat la, i stepped into her shop pretending to be a customer. I was walking around the shop looking around as i observed. Here are the findings:-



1) The maid wasn't ironing the clothes and linen as she is busy breast feeding her 8 months old baby. How can amah allowed her to bring her baby to work wan?

2) The bangla(s) Laundryamah employed to hang clothes, towels, linen, curtions wasn't doing his job because he is busy making calls flirting with some other indonesian maid for a date. Liddat oso can ar??

3) The myanmar supervisor who is suppose to operate the big washing machines wasn't at his place. Dunno what the farked he is doing. He is seen busy entering and coming out of the toilet several times. Maybe he busy TFK and washing other things.

4) Accounts clerk girl .....kakaka ....polishing her finger nails la!!!


5) And the main person who is not doing his job is the office Manager of this laundryshop. He is not doing his work properly wan, wasn't taking his rounds to see if his subordinate are doing their task given to them. He is seen busy chatting in MSN with his friends and also he is very busy on the phone. Dunno who he is speaking to as i was outside the room kenot hear la. Aiyo... Laundryamah!! how can you employed this type of Manager wan?? Aiyo!!! you see for yourself la the manager which you hired. I got nothing to say liao ler. *sigh*



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- you see...you see!!! this manager!! Liddat can hire ar??






Wuahahahahahahahaha!!!!

One day while AhBeng was having his usual morning breakfast and reading the daily newspaper he came accross an article looking for Mrs Astro. Later in the day, he enrolled his wife name in the list for the contest. He quickly went home to tell his wife Ahlian about it. Lou por..lou por... i have enrolled you in the Mrs Astro contest!! Wuah!! I can imagine my wife is Mrs Astro!! kakakaka...Errr...Lou kung!! why you didn't consult me first wor... I kenot leh..my yingrish not good leh how to contest leh?

Nebermine wan lou por...I have read in the papers ledi all you have to do is answer 4 simple questions oni. So easy nia. Dun worry la lou por.. on the day i accompany you go lor. No nit sked wan. When i enroll you that time hor i saw Laundryamah and Sasha oso la. They oso got enroll.


One week later..... All of the contestants are in the Astro studio already.!! The judges called in Laundryamah, Sasha and Ahlian in. The judges then proceeded to ask 4 simple questions to the contestants.

Question 1 : Name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter "L".

Laundryamah : confident liddat and replies straight away "lamp".
Sasha : confident oso la and said out loud...."light bulb".
Ahlian: not too sure liddat...she finally said..." ...ladio..."

Then the judges said, 'sorry, radio doesn't start with letter 'L' !!!!


Question 2 : Name me an animal starting with letter "L".


Laundryamah: again oso confident la and said " Lion" !!
Sasha : quickly said "Leopard"
Ahlian: Err..err..isn't too sure again and scratching her head ledi ..and finally said.."labbit"

The judges said ,' sorry, Rabbit doesn't start with letter 'L' !!!!


Now for question 3: Name me a fruit starting with letter "L".

Laundryamah: said 'lime'
Sasha : said 'lemon'
Ahlian: dis time Ahlian know the answer for once smiling away ...she is very confident about it and said very loudly.. "LiewLian" !!!

The judges shook their heads but nevertheless proceeded to the final question.
Final Question !! Name me a part of the body starting with letter "L"

Laundryamah: "Liver"
Sasha: Lung
Ahlian : aiyoyo..she panic oledi because there is no other words starting with 'L' ledi. After a while ahlian *grins* and said .......Errrrr..errrrrr....

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- errrrr...."LAN CIAU" can ar???!!!

Ahbeng quickly hide his face under the table.!!! kekekekeke!!

While prey are plentiful in Africa, the Lions are taking it easy nowadays. They spent 20 hours out of 24 conserving energy under the trees. That is why they are better known as "King of the Kings" in Africa. When dinner time come, they do not need to go hunting. Some animal like the deer will automatically come to them to be serve. Don't believe me?? I got video to show you wan. kekeke..

This story is about AhBeng. One day while he
was having his breakfast at the local coffee shop
with his friends he heard from far that a lorry
coming towards the kopi tiam with a loud
speaker announcing something. He continued
to enjoy his curry laksa and his favourite cup
of coffee.

When the lorry approched nearer to the kopi
tiam, he heard the lorry's horning "pin-pin"
and the lorry speaker announcing "tilam!!!
tilam !!! tilam lama tukar baru". His friends
ask him ...,"Beng..tilam lama tukar baru wor
you dowan change ar?? fai tit go change lar!!




AhBeng thinking that his old mattress is about
high time to change it ledi because the old one
got world map on it made from his saliva and
other sticky things!!! Kekeke...
AhBeng quickly ran home waiting for the lorry
to arrive. Finally the lorry arrived.


AhBeng: Woi!! tokeh!! Lu tukar tilam ka?

Tokeh: Ya, mau tukar ka, kita manyak fesyen
kasi lu pilih punya?

AhBeng: Saya mau dua spring punya wor,ada ka?

Tokeh: Ada...macam-macam ada.!!

So AhBeng proceeded to choose the spring
mattress. After about 10 min ledi Ahbeng finally
decided ledi. OK, tokeh..I wan diswan. I help you
to carry it inside. wokeh? and the old mattress
tokeh i gip you free la..i dowan ledi.
After changing the new mattress the tokeh
proceed to his lorry writing the bill.


Tokeh: Ini lu punya bill tilam RM300/-

AhBeng: Aiks!!! apa-sal mau wang? tadi lu cakap
kasi tukar baru punya.

Tokeh: Ya..ya..betut!! Kita kasi tukar baru punya
tapi tarak cakap kasi free la!!! Lu punya lama
tilam kita kasi buang free tidak apa la.

AhBeng: tiu lor..saya pikir free punya!! Itu macam
case tak mau la!!!

Tokeh: Woi!!..lu main main ka??



Wuahahaha!!!!!!!