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Kekeke...sorry guys for lack of update. Lately I'm busy with the bank running up and down submitting all the papers they needed to approve my loan. Woah...to get a bank loan is not that easy. The bank wants this... they wants that ...fark la!!! They said can approved it in 48 hours, nabeh it has been 2 weeks ledi. KNN!!! At last i went and sign the dotted lines selling my butt to the bank as collateral. Muahahaha..Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket



If you have noticed that there is a new banner on top of my blog, credits to leng lui Nastasshea for doing the header for me. I like it nice and simple. Many tenkiu lu for spending time doing it. She is on medical leave now...fever wor!!! I hope you are alright now Nesh! **wink-wink**

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Here is a short stori la...since you all missed my hamsap post! I received sms and e-mails asking me to update! wakakaka!!!! Actually hor my blog where got hamsap jek? Hamsap meh?? Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket



Dis stori is liddis wan...One day hor ...there is a young chun chick..(to protek her identity hor, lets name her Ahlian) she has a date with her boyfriend la (dunno where they are going oso, she dowan tell me) and she is expecting him to come to her house and pick her up go dating wan. She is so sexcited that this is her first date and she forgot to put on her bra!! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket



Ding-dong!! the door bell rang. This Ahlian came running downstairs for her first date with dis see-through blouse on with no bra. Her grandmother who was sitting in the living hall noticed it and telling her not to dare go out liddat. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket



Ahlian tells her granny ...aiyo..ah porpor ...loosen up will ya...now modern times ledi leh..now 2007 ledi !! not like your old times all 'bungkus' up!!! Nowadays hor..the new trend lidat wan...you got to show your "rose buds" all the mat sallehs are doing it. Soon after Ahlian went out with her date la. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


The next day....Ahlian came downstairs to the living hall and saw her granny sitting there with no top on. Alamak!! ahporpor!! what are you doing jek? why are you not wearing anything? she asked. She explained to ahporpor that she has friends coming over to the house and it is just not appropriate for her to do that. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


Ahporpor looked at Ahlian and said,' loosen up sweetie!!! now 2007 ledi..modern times ma...if you can show your "rose buds" then I can display my "hanging basket" , can anot jek????

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18 Aces:

laundryamah said...

Chup! hahaha...so wat dat lor ur joke..ur stories all hamsap hamsap sial...don't pretend ok?? but but we all LIKE! hahahhahhaa...

Sasha said...

hanging basket! kakakkakakak

Neo said...

How many hours are there in 2 weeks? When u want to invite us over to your new house? :)

Ah Pek said...

mahai! buy new house ah?

Nastasshea@Nesh said...

Hehehe! I where got lenglui wor. Yaloh fever now stil cannot move myself away from internet.

Heard Fiona told you that bcos of u I fall sick? Hahahha!!! Guilty now? Heehehe!!!

Nastasshea@Nesh said...

Oh yar the story... NICE! Like the way the granny backfires her! HAhaha! I dun think I want to see that in real life!

danielctw said...

if i see that in real life, i think i will have fear of baskets after that

angel said...

How much did u sell your butt for jek?

Sweetpea said...

lucky hanging basiket oni and not a couple of ripened papayas that can flip backwards. wahkakakkaka!!

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

hangin basket ......
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah
kanot tahan lor

day-dreamer said...

LOL!!

Very funny...

Have a great weekend ahead!

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Wennnn said...

Sifu... U got tagged by me....

Ichitaka Leingod said...

wa, lucky u no post that pic here... else I faint liao, lol

a^ben said...

bz hiaw girls thats why din update eh?? lols~

AceOne118 said...

[Laundryamah], fuiyoh! amah likes hamsap jokes wan! Gua suka!


[Sasha], chun leh!

[neo], come party ar? kekeke


[Ahpek], taking over ahboon mia mansion la!!!! muahahaha


[Nesh], yalor! soli ar!

[Danielctw], what to sked? U will see it one day! hahaha


[angel], you interested anot jek? kekeke


[Sweetpea], ripened papaya which can flip back? woah! i like to see that stunt! show la!! hahaha


[Pisang], hahahaha!! liddat oso kenot tahan? what la!

[Day dreamer], you too have a great weekend! Wink!


[Wenn], aiyo! tag again? sigh!


[Itchitaka], I no post it here then i bring you there and see la, wan anot?


[Ahben], where got jek? hehehe

:: Nicole :: said...

haha.. damn.. i like your joke.. post more up, will u? hehe.. thanks in advance :)

AceOne118 said...

[nicole], manyak tenkiu lu!

 
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