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Sperm count is a measure of fertility in a man. Having a man's sperm count measured is a common method for diagnosing problems in couples experiencing fertility problems. Today's mia story is about Ahbeng. He has this problem-Low sperm count. He tried to make babies with Ahlian for so many years liao still tarak - egg also didn't come out one bijik! So Ahbeng went to see loctor Pek la as part of his physical examination:-Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Ahbeng: Loctor-loctor...I've been trying for so many years liao still tarak la, can help me anot?

Loctor Pek: No worries geh...everything I can kau-tim for you wan.

Ahbeng: Sure anot? You dun bruff me wor!

Loctor Pek: Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow, I need it for testing.

Ahbeng: wokeh set!

The next day Ahbeng reappeared at the loctor opis and gave him the jar, which was clean and empty.Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Loctor Pek: what happened? Why you bring back empty jar for me? I need your semen!!

Ahbeng: long stori la loctor!!

Loctor Pek: tell me about it, I'm listening!

Ahbeng: loctor, it liddis wan... first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then hor of course I asked my lovely wife ahlian for help la. She oso tried with her right hand, then with her left hand...still tarak!! She even tried using her mouth leh...still kenot wor!!!

Loctor Pek: so at last how?

Ahbeng: we even called up Ah huei, the leng lui next door for help!! She tried too. First she use with both her hands, then her armpit....still nothing. Last resort ahhuei oso used her final tactic squeezing it between her legs, but still nothing leh!!

Loctor Pek: I'm shocked!! You asked your neighbor??

Ahbeng: Yalor!! Ahhuei veli helpful wan. My wife ahlian oso here ma! But none of us could get the jar open lah loctor!! That why it is empty lor!!!!Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Loctor Pek:

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15 Aces:

Winn said...


use plastic bag canot meh!! then use a tali to tie one side..

like tapao kopi ice like tat..

Chee Hsien said...


day-dreamer said...

Wah, really sweat!

kyh said...

haaa!!! i kinda listened to this b4.. dunno read from where liao...

Cocka Doodle said...

This post is sponsored by jar company wan ah?

Huei said...


very sanfu trying not to laugh out in the opis!!!!

this post is sponsored by air-tight jars!! =P

Weird Dan said...

ah huei... hahahaha..... open jar za dou

sun, moon & star said...

wakakaaaaaa ... this is so funny.

Anonymous said...

Ask me mar..i can help! Hahaha!

Rabbit said...

Aiyo ah huei so thin u goan ask her open jar. -_- U want her pusing till hand patah meh. Keke!

Anonymous said...

really funny. btw paypal is fixed

Yinsi Yat said...

[Winn], Use plastic bags masok angin wan leh! wakakaka

[Chee Hsien], +_+!!

[Day dreamer], what did you tasted? so sweet?? kekeke

[ky Hot], From here la! LOL

[Cocka], You wan to sponsor anot? hahahahahaha

[Huei], close your room door and laugh la!!!

[Danielctw], ah huei terrer wan leh!

[Sun, moon&star], checked..checked..woah! new commenter wor! Welokam ..welokam!!

[Nesh], Har?? you can do it? How? What tactic yu use?

[Lehbit], Ahhuei can use her other parts wan ma! eg: Her teeths, her mouth!!! wakakaka

[Bengbeng], really? Paypal fixed liao? That is a good piece of new I've heard in today. !!

nyonyapenang said...

he so stooooopid wan.

Sasha Tan said...

cis. where got so tight one

Yinsi Yat said...

[Nyonyapenang], dungu gua!! hahaha

[Sasha], got lar..that why ahbeng, ahlian and ahhuei oso kenot open it! kekeke

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