Nowadays.. "cari makan" very susah. Even birds find it difficult to find worms in the city. So this bird got no choice but to turn shoplifter and cheekily stroll into 7-11 convenient store to help itself with a packet of chips. This birdy smart also lah....he went to choose his favorite doritos chips. Maybe it tastes good. Muahahaha!!
If I am the shop keeper there hor, I 'll make dunno lah. Tarak nampak!!
Nowadays.. "cari makan" very susah. Even birds find it difficult to find worms in the city. So this bird got no choice but to turn shoplifter and cheekily stroll into 7-11 convenient store to help itself with a packet of chips. This birdy smart also lah....he went to choose his favorite doritos chips. Maybe it tastes good. Muahahaha!!
Shopping online is one the thing I like to do whenever I want to purchase a product. I can do it in the office, home or at a friend house where internet connection is easily available nowadays. Shopping online is popular now mainly because of it speed and ease of use. Moreover, I found out that many of the retail shops are giving away coupons and coupon codes as part of their sales promotions hence consumer like me can save more using these online discount coupons when shopping. More discount deals mean I can shop more. Logging into couponchief.com has never been a problem to me and I find that this site is very user friendly. Every page can be easily accessible. At the moment, I’m very interested in their home and garden products. The discount offered at Michigan Bulb is simply irresistible. Since I’m going to do gardening this coming weekend, I might as well grab some nice quality plants from here because these vigorous plants are fresh from their green house. I’m getting some flowers too from Spring Hill Nursery. Beside flowers, there are other perennials and trees for me to choose from. In fact there are over 1,000 of them. I can imagine my garden will be full of fresh energy when I finish decorating it. Hop over to Michigan bulb and Spring Hill Nursery if you want fresh flowers, plants and other gardening tools. The discounts offered here are awesome!
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The world's shortest man (He pingping) shook hands with the world's tallest man (Bao Xishun) in an historic encounter in July 2007.
The meeting between He Pingping - he only reaches 73 centimeters (2.4 feet) - and Bao Xishun - he towers above everyone at an amazing 2.36 meters (7.9 feet) tall - took place in their native China. Both these men are from the same region of Inner Mongolia. They are here to celebrate Bao's wedding ceremony.
Hundreds, some of the travelling for hours, turned up to see the tallest man wed a woman two-thirds his height. The 56 year old herdsman Bao married saleswoman Xia Shujuan, who is 1.68 meters (5 ft 6 inches) tall and just 29 years old.
He searched the world for a companion but ended up with a bride from his home town of Chifeng in Inner Mongolia. Bao dressed in a shimmering blue silk coat he was carried t his wedding on the back of a mobile yurt pulled by camels. Bao was confirmed as the tallest person by the Guinness book of records in 2006.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: General
Do you like to receive free gift? If your answer is yes, Bid4Prizes is the right place for you. It is a fun online auction game where you can play to win great prizes. However, there is a little twist in this game whereby the lowest unique bidder wins rather than the unique highest bidder. Funny right? Well, it is a text based reverse-auction game. Playing this game is very simple and easy. To play in this auction sweepstake game, all you need is create an account and start bidding on the various items on display in the website.
Bidding can be made right from the website or through a text messages from your cell phone. There are so many prizes to be won ranging from HDTV’s, Mac books, Apple iPhones, Designer bags SCION XB’s to Cash prizes among others. If you are the lucky lowest bidder, winner you don’t have to pay anything to obtain these prizes.
There are so many great opportunity to win cash price. Do participate in their arcade games too and gain as many points as you possibly could to exchange cool gifts. Every day there is a new winner. You could be the lucky one. Go start bidding.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
I did join the hockey team during my college years. This is one of my favorite sports during that time. I quit this sport in my second year due to a bad knee injury. However, I still keep in touch reading and watching live hockey games locally and internationally. The site which I normally go to is Hockeysfuture.com. It is because I can find the latest news in hockey prospect magazine online such as an 2007 nhl organization rankings and 2007 nhl draft and many others.
There are so many different teams which I can read and keep up with what is going on in the team. Furthermore, there is a forum where I can discuss hockey matters with other members online. Usually, we will discuss how to overcome opponent’s strength and tactics among others.
This site is easy to browse through and manage. Each and every page which I click is useful hockey information. Oh yes, I would like to tell readers that every Thursday there is LIVE via their HF Radio where hockey crazy like me get to listen every 9-10 PM EST. It will commence on the August 2nd at 9 pm EST. If you are interested, login to this site.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Saturday, July 28, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
Ahbeng and Ahlian both married for five years already. They have one and only son called Ang Moh Chai. Both husband and wife are very busy managing their Bak Kut Teh stall in front of their house and have no time to take care of their son moh chai. He is left to take care of himself and play all by himself within the compound.
Ang Moh Chai pissed in his diapers and he told ahlian ,' mommy-mommy...wet-wet ledi!. Ahlian that time no time to change diapers for him and told his son to get something to put it on. So his son rush into the house and look see-look see where the diapers are.
After searching for a while, Ang MohChai came out from the house naked and told his mommy that he cannot find where she put the diapers. Ahbeng over heard his son conversation with ahlian and told his son, "aiyah! son, just simply grab something to cover your kuku ciao lor...
There after, ang moh chai rush back into the house and got himself covered ledi. Wanna see what his son use to cover? Kekekeke.... got to scroll down a bit lah. Long time you all no scroll ledi!!!!!!!
Wakakakaka!!!!! He uses ahbeng mia large size underwear!!! Smart leh!
Ahbeng and ahlian :
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Just recently, I bought some of my goods from smart bargains and so far I’m has been satisfied both with their in-store and online services. I like to use their coupon codes offered by this site. It certainly got me interested because the discounts offered by this site are simply awesome.
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When Ahbeng got sacked from his previous job as a door to door vacuum salesman, he managed to find a job as a tourist bus driver. One day, ahbeng was assigned to drive a tour bus with load of seniors to tour around Kuala Lumpur. As he was driving along the highway, the first little old lady tappped on ahbeng shoulder and she offered him a handful of peanuts.
Ahbeng gratefully munches up those peanuts and said thanks and he continued to drive to his destination. After about 15 minutes later, the 2nd old lady taps on his shoulder and she hands him another handful of peanuts followed by the rest of the other old ladies.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, ahbeng asks the little old lady why don't she eat the peanuts herself. All of them replied simultaneously " we can't chem them because we've got no teeth! Ahbeng puzzled ledi and asked them why they bought them when they can't chew it.
To which all the old ladies replied, "We just love the chocolate around them"
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Ahbeng is a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman. Nowadays, earning a living is quite difficult for him because he has not been hitting his sales target for a couple of months already. His sales manager very "tulan" already because he got to answer to the directors. He told ahbeng to back-up or else there will be a letter waiting for him.
Ahbeng suspected something is wrong and told himself that this month he must hit target if not there is a termination waiting for him. As usual, ahbeng left his office very early looking for sales to come in. He tried his luck at a new housing territory. Ahbeng knocks on the door and a real mean tough looking lady with a cigarettes in her mouth opens the door.
Before the lady has a chance to say anything, ahbeng runs inside the house and dumps cow dang patties all over the carpet and says.....lady, if this vacumn cleaner doesn't do wonder cleaning it up, I'll eat every chunk of it!!! Allow me to do a Free demo for you.
The lady then turn to ahbeng with a smirk face and ask ahbeng, Hello mr salesman, do you want to add ketchup on that??!!!!
Aiks!! Ahbeng scratch-scratch his head in confusion why ketchup got to do with his demontrations and ask the lady in a hurry.
The lady said.... We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity connected yet. So now mr salesman...when you wan to start eating the cow dang!!!!!!!! Muahahaha
I hate fire ants. They are sometimes life threatening and generally no more than a nuisance pest. I have this experience of fire ant bites last week when I wanted to pluck some mangoes from the tree. I didn’t notice any fire ants at first until I was half way on top of the tree.
Most probably I have disturbed or rather stepped on their nest. Their attack is very aggressive and I was stung repeatedly. I was scratching non-stop, immediately I jumped down from the tress and I found out that there are fire ants all over my body.
My body is swollen due to my sensitive skin and I thought I’m going to die. I landed myself in the hospital for a day. Instead of enjoying mango, I ended up taking antibiotic pills and applying calamine. I HATE FIRE ANTS!
Saudi Arabia FINAL
Two giant of Asian football, Japan and South Korea are out of the AFC 2007 Asian Cup. Defending champion Japan lost to Saudi Arabia (2-3) where else South Korea lost on penalty kicks to Iraq (3-4). It was disappointing to see Japan and Korea not in the final. I was expecting either team will qualify.
Malek Maaz helped end Japan hopes of a hat-trick of AFC Asian Cups with the livewire striker bagging a double as Saudi Arabia defeated the defending champions 3-2 in a see-saw semi-final at the My Dinh Stadium on Wednesday.
Korea's coach Pim Verbeek admitted that his players may not have been good enough on heart-breaking penalty shootout defeat to Iraq in the semi-finals of the AFC Asian Cup. I hope the coming AFC 2007 cup final will be an interesting one.
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
Every body like to take pictures. I am very sure you have a camera with you anytime if you wanted to snap a few shots. It can be from your hand phone camera or your digital camera. After taking those shots, surely you will look back to see if the picture turn out perfect a not, right? or you like to upload into your PC first. Have you ever wonder when you are taking pictures, there is unwanted images being seen in your photo?
These 6 peoples below are celebrating their achievements by taking a photo just for the album. Oops....wait a minutes, it was 7 peoples actually but the 1st one I can't see her feet. Was is ghost or human?
Suddenly.... I felt cold and the dogs and cats are crying outside! Wind blowing strong !! Better off my PC and go to sleep!!! I don't want that certificate. Don't give me. Bye!!!! Adios!!
Just recently, our home mailbox has been vandalized by some irresponsible people. I have been looking for a good quality mailbox since then but could not find one until I found a web site in the internet. They offer a wide variety of mailboxes that are high in quality so that I won’t have to keep on replacing them.
There are so many residential mailboxes for me to choose from such as wall mount mailbox and single unit and post packages for houses. After a discussion with my family, we decided to install the single unit at our home.
Since we are getting one for the house, we might as well change the old one in our office. It is beginning to wear off already. Their commercial mailboxes are very stylish and high in security. I am getting the CBU: Standard Cluster Mailbox for our office use would be a perfect choice so that the mails are secured and in good shape when I receive it.
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
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Saturday, July 21, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
Thought of the day
A car consumes most gas/petrol as it accelerates. It's a simply law of physics (force equals mass times acceleration). A moving car doesn't require much gasoline to keep moving (due to the inherent inertia). In real life this means, in order to improve your mileage you need to keep the ride smooth.
About 30% of the drivers I see in somewhat heavy traffic apparently cannot control their speed with the accelerator pad alone. Instead I see those guys speed up and slam on the brakes all the time. Obviously, that makes the guy following too close behind very nervous and he too needs to brake and accelerate constantly. In really heavy (but still moving) traffic about 90% of the cars do this. It is relatively easy to hold a speed in a long line of cars without stepping on the brake.
Just keep a little bit more distance and try to practice this. If the traffic moves along, you rarely need to brake, unless everything slows down. If you pay attention to the cars ahead of you (not just the one right in front of your nose, but the other cars ahead of that one), you can anticipate when things will slow down and you can ease off the gas. This means you won't lose all that power to friction (on the brakes) and you can keep your speed without having to accelerate. In heavy traffic this is the most efficient way to save gas/petrol and can easily get you 10% - 20% better gas/petrol mileage.
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Psst-psst...today I didn't go to work. Don't tell boss okay? Where did I go leh? I "diam-diam" took
out my fishing rod and went fishing in Klang. Kekekeke... Went there with one of my friend. Today's outcome not bad...each of us carry 2 fishes home. Me, got one "mah yau" and red snapper.
What else, on the way home, we are looking for a nice restaurant to wollap this fish lah. Hahaha...in fact nearby there also got nice restaurant for us to choose from. So, my friend said...any restaurant in Klang cook dishes also nice to eat wan. He said already hungry pulak!
Then I said okay lah, me being not so choosy anything thing will do. We had our lunch there.Beside our "Mah yau" fish , we ordered vege and claypot prawns. Then, I asked the taukeh got Lala fried meehoon anot, Fuiyoh! got lah. Ordered that too. (My all time favorite). Sorry lah..didn't take picture because I didn't bring my camera there. Scenery there also not bad. Near the sea wan. Next time, if you want to follow me go fishing then, you got to skip office ("ponteng") work okay? kekekeke
Oh yar...the food Yummy-Yummy!!!!
Friday, July 20, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Tarak tag
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Thursday, July 19, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
Are your doggy good in playing table tennis? Yeah! You read right! Doggy playing table tennis. You no believe me? Watch the video lah. I trained this dog wan . hehehe...,, I think Nesh, Winn, Spookygrace and Huei can send their dog to me for intensive training liao. I charge you all very cheap wan geh.
Once they graduate already, you can submit entries for them in various tournament. Local and world class tournaments available. Prize money will be share equally 50%-50% !! Apa maciam? The trophy you can keep.
Accommodation will be provided free of charge for your dogs. However, you need to buy his/her own food. Visiting is at weekend only. Interested parties, please apply within! kekekeke
I like to play online computer games and have been searching for new games lately. It is my lucky day that I found this American Fantasy Football League. Is is a great site to play fantasy football here. This 2007 season the huge pay out prizes is just awesome. It inspire me to sign up this season of high stakes fantasy football.Come join me in this superior high class venue in American fantasy football league and win big in the process. Here are the great prizes I'm talking about and check the rules and regulations as well. Good Luck!
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
Ahlian have been dating Ahbeng for about 2 years already. All these while, ahlian never introduce ahbeng to see her only guardian that is her grandma. So one day, ahbeng slow talk with ahlian lah asking her permission to bring him see her grandma. After much thought, ahlian finally agreed to bring him to see her grandma.
They stopped by at ahlian's grandmother house on the way to a party. At last, ahbeng can meet ahlian's grandma ledi. As they are chatting, ahbeng saw some peanuts on the coffee table. He begins munching on them as they were talking.
After about an hour, they are getting ready to leave and ahbeng thanks grandmother for her hospitality and especially for the peanuts.
Grandma: Oh, your are welokam young man. I appreciate you finishing them up. Ever since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off of them.
AceOne118 laughed WAKAKAKAKA!!!
Ahlian, all these while was a very flat-chested lady. She see every woman was wearing a bra and she is not. She only wore singlet. One day hor..she decided to buy herself a bra at the shopping mall searching for one in her size.
At first, she entered Giant supermarket and approached the saleslady in lingerie department.
Ahlian: Errr..excuse me...do you have a size 28AAAA bra?? I want pink color wan!!
The saleslady then looked at ahlian's
breast chest and replied in a negative way telling her that they don't have any bra of her size. Ahlian feeling sad already that she can't find any bra for herself so she left Giant supermarket and proceeded to another department store. This time she entered Tesco!
At the lingerie department, ahlian asked the saleslady the same question asking for bra size 28AAAA and wanted pink color. The saleslady look see-look see at ahlian
breast chest and the saleslady at Tesco also headache ledi dunno how to find a bra for ahlian. Then the saleslady tells ahlian to try finding it at Jusco departmental store because they don't have a bra of her size.
This time round ahlian very "tulan" already and feeling disgusted. She left Tesco and straight head for Jusco department store hoping to get a bra. While at Jusco lingerie department, ahlian this time change her tactics already...she don't want to ask the same question. What she did was, she pulled the saleslady to the changing room and she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, Do you have anything for this????
The saleslady looked "closely" at her and replied, Errr...lady .....I don't see any breast here... have you tried Clearasil on the dot here?
Aceone118 laughed Wakakakaka!!!!!
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Saja oni la
I was chatting online with Sweetpea the other day and I asked her which are the good “get paid to blog” she would recommend to me so that I can have extra pocket money to pay for my loans. Instantly, she recommended me to sign up with Blogsvertise and some other paid review blogs.
I decided to register Blogsvertise today and give it a try. In order to get my blog approve by them as part of their approval process for new accounts, I was asked to write an introductory/review entry in my blog about Blogsvertise.
Well, to participate with Blogsvertise, you need a blog to write your entry. Your next step is to sign-up to Blogsvertise. It is 100% free to join. They will send you the activation link via email to confirm your account. In future, this email will be your username login.
If your blog is approved, they will email task/new assignments to write about in your blog. There must be at least 3 links to the website in your blog. Your task is to write reviews about products and services given by the advertisers. After you have written your reviews you need to send it to Blogsvertise administrator for approval. You will get paid for approved review to your Pay pal account after 30 days. You may also see the rules here. If you are interested, join me also today!
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Saturday, July 14, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
If you intend to change a new car, where would you look for samples? Normally, people will look for car samples by going to the car showroom or flipping through your local daily newspapers to look for the advertisements. Well, today people are doing it at home via the internet. You can actually do it online at BuyYourCar.co.uk now. They do offers various kind of services namely New cars, Used Cars, Contract hire, Car lease and many more.
BuyYourCar is unique because there are dealers everywhere and you can even regional search for cars in your local area. By doing so, you save time and afford driving around town or even other states looking for your desire car hence can spend more time with your family.
Each dealer that advertises their stocks through BuyYourCar gets different type of listings. Searching through the site is very easy. For instance if you are looking for Vauxhall cars, all you have to do is search into the standard listings and you will find all the information's you need in this page. Similarly, to the other pages as well like individual listings and dedicated pages. What unique about this dedicated pages is that they listed down all the stocks by Make.
Moreover, you may also find natural listing for BuyYourCar under Used Car UK Google search. Buying a car is now so simple and easy!!
Friday, July 13, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
Wow! so fast today is Friday!! It has been a busy whole week and I didn't got the chance to blog hop more. There are so many blogs to read till I dropped! Wakakaka! too tired itelyu! How nice if every day is a friday. kekeke.
Nothing much to write these days and the PPP opportunities are getting lesser and lesser. I wonder what happened. Just a short simple jokes I like to share with you today.
One day, Ahlian came back from her afternoon shift and it is damn hot day. She went straight to the toilet to take a cool shower. (naked, of course) when suddenly she hears a knock at the door.
Halo! - Halo!!! anybody home ? Can I come in? a male voice shout from the outside.
Who is it? Ahlian answered to the call lah!!! still completely naked wan that time.
Ohh!!!!, I am the blind man!!! says the voice on the other side of the door.
Ahlian gets out of the bath and after some consideration, opens the door, thinking, Well, he's blind anyway kenot see her being naked.
Fuiyoh! "chun la liddat" ,the man comes in the bathroom, takes a good look at Ahlian mia chun body and says, you have got great "nen-nen" and your forest are very well kept! Okay, Now where would you like me to hang the blinds?
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.
Once again the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Fathers," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady." "Yes?... she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests - dressed as we are?" She replied, "Father, it's me ... Sister Mary Francis!"
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Ali Baba Jin appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Jin went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Jin asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Jin again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Jin asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Jin went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Jin asked. "Yes", he replied. The Jin was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
A WEEK LATER
The woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Jin again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Jin, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Jin went down into the water and came up with Britney Spears.
"Is this your wife?" the Jin asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Jin was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Jin. It is misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Britney Spears, You would have come up with Jennifer Lopez. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others....MOSTLY his wife!
Kekeke!!! Cheers !!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Saja oni la
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
THOUGHT OF THE DAY.
A family of turtles once decided to go on a picnic. Turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place for their picnic.
During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last! For about six months they cleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements.
Then, to their dismay, they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed.
After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow-moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He finally agreed to go on one condition - that no one would eat until he returned.
Fair enough, the rest of the family decided, and the little turtle left. Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years rolled by, then six. Then, in the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and began to unwrap a sandwich.
At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree and shouted, "See! I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt!"
Like the little turtle in the story, some of us waste our time waiting for people to live up to our expectations. We are so concerned about what others are doing that we don't do anything ourselves. We're worried that other people are going to let us down, so we live in fear and suspicion.
We often think the worst of others, not realising that it's our very lack of faith that leads to the result we dreaded. The family of turtles would have waited for the little turtle to return. In fact, they did; seven years they waited. Eventually the oldest turtle was forced to stopped waiting because of the little turtle's mistrust. In the same way, we often bring out the worst in other people because we expected nothing better from them.
So choose to see the good in people. Don't waste time judging others while not doing anything to improve yourself. If we were like the little turtle in the story, we would all suffer.
So, start doing things today. What are you waiting for ?? MY FRIEND.
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Reading is information and skills acquired through experience or education. We encourage our children to start reading at a young age to gain this experience. We want to teach our children the ability to translate written words into speech. There are a lot of ways to do it like bringing them to the national library to borrow books and finding them a good tuition teacher.
There is a lot of experience reading tutors online today. Registering them is easy. Give your children this chance to acquire and improve his/her vocabulary, pronunciation and grammar right. Wait no more; start them from the young age.
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Sunday, July 08, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
Some good friends came out together-gather for a drink and supper for tok kok session . It was very hot nowadays. Beh tahan staying home. Ahbeng, Ahnel,Ahseng and Ah linpeh all of them heading to the nearest mamak stall already. During the tok kok session, ah lin peh suddenly ask them these questions:-
Ahlin peh: Oi Ahseng, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
Ahseng: Hmmm..I will say I have to go piss!
Ahlinpeh: Har! that would be very rude and impolite to say liddat wan. What about you ahnel, how would you say it?
Ahnel: Hmmm... I will say I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
Ahlinpeh: ahhar! that's better!! but it is still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table.
what about you ahbeng, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your manners?
Ahbeng: Aiyo! Easy oni ma! Say liddis la....Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you will get to meet after supper. Apa maciam? liddis can ar?
Ahlinpeh, ahnel and ahseng all 'tergolek' !!!!!! wakakaka
Mathematics evolved from counting, calculation and measurements. Today, mathematics is used throughout the world in many fields. Every child need to learn these basic skills from the young age. If your child does not have these basic skills in maths, he or she will find it difficult in future because they can't do simple calculation like adding, subtracting, multiplying or dividing a number. They do not know how this works.
Finding a maths teacher to teach your child in this subject is important. You can find it at SCORE. There are many qualified math tutors there to help your child to acquire this skill. They uses effective method of discipline and programs to teach your child solving problems. You will be please to see your child progress systematically. SCORE do take in children from 4 to 14 years of age. Do start them young and help your child succeed.
Friday, July 06, 2007
Friday, July 06, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
A short post. I would like to invite all of you to my new home.
Have been busy lately with my new home. The new word press codes got me going crazy. It is so different from blogspot. When I import all my old posts to word press, the transferring went fine. However, when viewing it seems that my template went out of alignment. Wonder what is the problem. I wonder how brader pek did it the last time. I ended up deleting all the import posts and post one by one. *sob-sob* Anyone can teach me word press?
I hope those who had linked me please spare me a minute to update your link. Thank you all very much for your support. I lafu you all deep-deep!!!!!!!
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Thursday, July 05, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: General
If you can count the number of illnesses or diseases mentioned in this conversation, you "memang' terrer la. Did the doctor really said "shaking leg" in his conversation? I heard he said twice. What say you? Wakakakaka!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure many consumers are shopping online nowadays because Internet connection is easily available anywhere or at home. It saves us time, money and the hassle of driving in the traffic jam. Online shopping is popular mainly because of its speed and ease of use. Many of the retail shop are now giving away coupon, coupons codes and discount codes as part of their sales promotions hence consumers like us can save using these online discount codes when shopping.
I like to shop at www.keepcash.com because their site is updated daily with the latest coupons and products deals. There are so many products offered at this site. Logging into this site is never a problem to me and I find that this site is consumer friendly. Every page can be easily accessible. I am interested in this smart bargain page right now. They are offering discount from 10 to 45 percent on certain products which I can't resist. More discount means save more.
Last week, I bought some dinnerware from Mikasa clearance sales. I find it a good buy. Many of my friends are asking me where did I get this dinnerware set and I am recommending them at keep cash dot com to get it. Enjoy your online shopping!
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Tuesday, July 03, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
Hey guy! what did you see from the image below? Come on, decide now! kekeke...Is it a frog image alright. I saw a frog picture but wait something is changing!! Why this frog can turn into a horse image one? Something is not right with my eyes today. My eyes are playing tricks with me again. Wakakaka!! Phew! this is an optical illusion image. Aren't this picture great?
I always like to watch optical illusion images. They are great gif images and is always characterized by common sense terms as deceptive or misleadng. I wonder David Blaine uses this kind of illusion for his magic. When I saw all his "Street magic" shows in TV, it looked real to me especially lifting himself off the ground. The other one I always got tricked by him is his card trick. You pick one card as he scroll the deck of card. See the video below.
Did he got you as well? Tell me that I'm not the only one got tricked!!! Have fun and a great day ahead. Better don't go up to Genting casino today or else Uncle Lim trick you with illusion. Wakakaka!!!!!
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Sunday, July 01, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Saja oni la