One day at the beach

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them.

They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.

Once again the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Fathers," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady." "Yes?... she replied.

"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests - dressed as we are?" She replied, "Father, it's me ... Sister Mary Francis!"


8 Aces:

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

izzit "sister"
indeed very hot and topless meh?

Huei said...


very good one..very unexpected!!

Horny Ang Moh said...

I have not expect the ans to be 'sister' wan. A very good story! Have a nice day.

Jason Leingod said...

walao, like that also can... didnt expected that! lol

Rabbit said...

Wah! Nowadays mia father and sister all like this one ah? Then i want fast fast go beach there wait liao!

day-dreamer said...


Eh, why you running three blogs har?

Yinsi Yat said...

[Woah! pisang...your imagination lagi hamsap than me wan! wakakakakakakaka

[Huei], Nun also human ma, they oso want to tayang their assets wan geh! LOL

[Hor ny ang moh], tenkiu! you also have a nice day!

[Itchitaka], kekeke..chun leh. Come we go PD beach see got anot!

[Lehbit], You went PD that time tarak see any meh? ceh!

[day-dreamer], faster bring "foong yau" for you. Eh, I told you ledi ma. That day you got ask me the same Q

backStreetGluttons said...

aiyo lidat shud have kwikly take her to bush and do it kau kau lah !
sommore canot tahan da string lah I wan V wan v wan now .
look who's standing long now

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