Will your government go all out to safe you in case you got kidnap by the Taliban? The Korean government had done their homework and the people of korea are so united in protesting and condemned the kidnapping. South Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman Cho Hee-yong said the three are identified as Ahn Hye-jin, Lee Jung-ran and Han Ji-young. Another group of five (4 females and one male) are Ko Se-hoon, 27, Lee Sun-young, 37, Lyu Jung-hwa, 39, Lee Ji-young and Lim Hyun-joo are released at Shabaz area of Ghazni province.
Yesterday was a good piece of news for the victim's family. A total of 12 South Korean hostages were released by the Taliban militants in Afghanistan after six week ordeal. However, there are another seven victims not release yet. I hope they will be release in the coming days. I wondered why and what are the Koreans doing there in the first place!
All hostages will soon be transferred to Ghazni City
Note: pictures sources are from Xinhua.
Will your government go all out to safe you in case you got kidnap by the Taliban? The Korean government had done their homework and the people of korea are so united in protesting and condemned the kidnapping. South Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman Cho Hee-yong said the three are identified as Ahn Hye-jin, Lee Jung-ran and Han Ji-young. Another group of five (4 females and one male) are Ko Se-hoon, 27, Lee Sun-young, 37, Lyu Jung-hwa, 39, Lee Ji-young and Lim Hyun-joo are released at Shabaz area of Ghazni province.
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Ahbeng is too tired of his wife Ahlian asking him how she looks everyday. One day he went to the supermarket and bought her a full length mirror. Nah!! Take this mirror and hang it in the bathroom and ahbeng ask her to stands in front of the mirror looking at herself.
A couple of days later, fresh from the shower, ahlian is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Ahbeng comes up with a brilliant idea! If you want your breasts to grow, then hor...every day you must take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds wan geh.
Of course Ahlian is willing to try anything lah (desperate ledi ma)...Ahlian fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror and rub-rub it between her breasts. Lou kung ar! how long will this takes to grow ar? Ahlian asks. They will grow larger over a period of years wan geh...dun so "kan cheong lah" replies ahbeng.
Ahlian suddenly stops and think"Why think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
Ahbeng: Why kenot jek?, it worked for your ass, didn't it?
We normally use a pen as a writing instrument that applies ink to a surface, usually paper. What type of pens do you use when you are at home, at office or on the road? There is a website which sells a large variety of pen ranging from Waterman, Parker, Sharpie, Senator, Paper-mate, BIC and many others good quality brand name. They came in many difference color and shape and it all looked so stylish. I have bought several Saturn Platinum pens by Pensrus.com. They looked so elegant and it writes well too. It is an ideal gift for my friends and family. Check them out today!
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
I was unable to login into my blogspot.com account last night. I wondered what had happened. Moreover, as usual the "stim-mex" line is damn 9 slow can die! I tried to twist and turn also cannot login to blogger. MSN down, Yahoo also down...mafulatt!!! I only managed to sign-in at 6.3o am today as I woke up for work. Just try my luck to see if blogspot is still down, pressed here and there...Aiks!!! Hooray!! It is back to normal already! Hahaha...got to take shower now and head for work, see ya later!
P/S: Hope when I come back later in the afternoon it is not down again or else....hehehe!!!
Are you getting headache of what type of mailboxes to use for your small office? I would say getting the cbu mailboxes will be a perfect choice because it is most suitable for 8 to 16 tenants. All Cluster Box Units (CBUs) mailboxes are USPS approved. Their mailboxes are very unique because it is of front loading and front retrieval mail system. With this group mailboxes installed, you will actually save more rather than using the individual mailbox.
There are several choices of mailboxes for you to choose from ranging Standard series mailbox units, Heavy duty series mailboxes, High security series mailboxes and many others. By having these type of mailboxes, I’m sure all your mails are secured and in good shape when you received it. They do free delivery in 48 continental states. Check out this website for further details.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Uncle Sam is retiring in a couple of month time and he is looking forward to buy property in Cyprus. He said that Cyprus is a lovely island to stay in and wanted to spend the rest of his life there. Many of his friends especially Britons had migrated to this island and are happily staying there.
One of his Briton friends who are staying there said that cyprus property in the island is abundant. There are retirement apartment, villa holiday and beautiful homes for him to choose from. Uncle Sam is definitely buying a home there and he is flying over to Cyprus with his wife next week to work things out. I hope everything will work out fine for Uncle Sam.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Post
Today's story is liddis wan. Once upon a time, ahbeng goes to a doctor in desire of a prescription for Viagra. He shy-shy to find a lady doctor because he shy want to talk about viagra with a lady doctor. Ahbeng thought that something must be wrong with his "little brother"because he can't get an erection. The male doctor looks at ahbeng and says, "Viagra can be very dangerous and we do not just dispense it indiscriminately. Please bring your wife to my office next week and we'll discuss this in more detail. Wokeh set! said ahbeng.
So the following week ahbeng shows up with his wife ahlian. The male doctor asks to see ahlian privately for a few moments and she follows him back to the examining room. The male doctor asks ahlian to undress everything!!!.... and she does. He then asks her to turn around in 360 degrees a few times then instructs her to get up on the examining table and to turn in various positions. He then tells her she can get dressed up. The male doctor then goes out to meet ahbeng.
The male doctor says, Ahbeng ar!!! There is nothing wrong with you lah. I couldn't get an erection either.!!!! Scroll down la!
Introducing to you ahlian!
More nice stori at the other side. click here!!
Online shopping, e-stores. Dime in a dozen in today’s electrical web.
So what makes each e-store so special from the rest? How can consumers find the appropriate site to buy what they want?
Many of us will rely on shopping search engines. Needless to say, the options to click on any search engine is too, in abundance. Here, I would like to talk about Shopwiki, a relatively new search engine founded in 2005, and the only shopping search engine that combines advanced Web-crawling technology with consumer-written wiki buying guides. In layman’s term, it gives you detailed information on the products you want to buy.
Take Electronics for instance. They have an extensive directory on personal audios, videos, mobile communications, home theatre systems and televisions, digital cameras, photography to general home electronics. Check out their Personal Audio and Video page. There is no shortage of iPods and its accessories, MP3 players, portable CDs and DVD players and even batteries.
Home Theater and Cameras and Photography, you can get practically anything under one roof, so to speak. With their directory listings from Arts and Crafts to Weddings, you may shop with confidence with Shopwiki’s Certified Price Leader, i.e. stores that are certified by Shopwiki by meeting two or more of their stringent positive requirements.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Thursday, August 23, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Ahbeng was meeting ahlian's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend ahlian and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog named Duke, who was resting underneath ahbeng's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and ahbeng really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" yelled ahlian's father
"This is great!" ahbeng thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" ahlian's father barked!!! Ahbeng thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before ahbeng sh*ts on you!"
Are you have been dieting and the results you’ve been waiting for does not show? It could be possibly that you are consuming the fake diet supplement. Nowadays, there are too many of diet supplements being sold in the market but you do not know the effectiveness of the products you are purchasing.
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How do you avoid a traffic ticket (saman) when pulled over by a policeman? Drivers especially the ladies are constantly trying to dream up inventive ways and creative excuses to get themselves out of a tight spot. However, credit must be given to this attractive and daring young female driver for coming up with a really imaginative way of avoiding that ticket. She simply makes use of her best assets. I wonder if this works in Malaysia. hehehehe Can show your thigh also lah wei!
As for the guys, some "kopi-O" money will do the tricks!
After our vacation in Berlin and Vienna, our next stop will be in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane, Australia. We will be flying direct to our first stop in Sydney, the capital of Australia. My wife likes to stay in Sydney Hotels because there are different Star hotel for us to choose from ranging from 2 Star to 5 Star hotels. My wife took the comfortable 4star hotel accommodation for only AUD94 which I find it very cheap. In this way we can actually plan our budget accordingly.
We plan to visit the Sydney Harbor, Darling Harbor, Opera House, and Manly Wharf among others. There are so many place of interest for us to visits besides visiting our friends and relatives. I just hope that everything will turn out nicely for our plan in Sydney.
I have asked my wife to check out their amazing last minute deal for Melbourne Hotels and Brisbane Hotels as well. Melbourne is Australia second largest city famous for it world class attraction like the Melbourne Aquarium, Zoo, The Yarra river whereby we can boat cruising destination like Williamstown. How can I miss the famous Melbourne tram? And also the Crown Entertainment Complex! Perhaps, we will try our a few hands in black jack in Crown casino. As for Brisbane, it is famous for their best food, best wine, hot air balloon activities and many more. Oh boy! My wife and I can’t wait to be landed in Australia!!
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Once upon a time, during a recent publicity outing..... Ahlian sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. When she reached there, the fortune teller lead her in a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
The fortune teller started to read ahlian mind. Mali!! mali !! huump!!! There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband Ahbeng will die in a violent and horrible death this year.
Visibly shaken, Ahlian stared at the fortune teller lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
Ahlian ask, can you see if I will be acquitted??
Travelling can be a daunting experience when you don’t have a plan. Sure, impromptu visits to some exciting spots are fun, but to be without an accommodation, it can be a tad disastrous, especially when you are travelling as a family.
All the more you need to be prepared, and plan your travel to the most miniscule detail, if you are visiting a foreign country, such as Berlin or Vienna. Visit the glorious museums and theatres in modern Germany. Walk in the woods of Austria; indulge yourself at great wine taverns, renowned orchestras and angelic choirboys in romantic Vienna. But the bottom line is, plan your stay.
You may find the busiest time for both places may be between May and September, which is the best time to visit, and all the more reason you should book your hotel in advance. Hotels in Berlin can be booked at amazing rates at CheaperthanHotels.co.uk.
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There are sites published in German language. Please click and the other one is you may find it in Hotel In Vienna.
One day an old snake goes to see his doctor because he find it difficult to see. This old snake find that his vision is deteriorated each day. When the snake reached the clinic, the nurse called him into the room.
Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days. Says the old snake. Very well, says the Doc. I will fix you up with a pair of glasses and please come back 2 weeks.
The old snake came back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
Wakakaka!! what am I writing?
My brother has started a new business in the city. When I first walked into his office, I was surprised to see all his office furniture reflects to the current style. The furniture looked so modern. It was a beautiful office indeed. All his workers are delighted with the new modern desks assigned to them. I am interested to buy one of the modern desks as well after seeing it. He also told me he bought the conference table, coffee table, cabinets, sofas and the reception desk from the same supplier. If you want your office to look modern, buy it from jazzyexpo.com or call 828-995-4701 ext 1.They have it!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
There will be an international friendly football match between England and Germany later tonight. Remember to catch this Live on your local astro station. The match will be played at Wembley Stadium. England team will be without Steven Gerrard, Owen Hargreaves and Darrent Bent due to injuries. So tonight, drink more kopi-o kao! hahahaha
David Beckham is seen training with his team mates at London Colney, London. There was some good news for England coach Steve McClaren as David Beckham took part in the afternoon training session.
Beckham and Micheal Owen at the training ground.
As usual cool as always!
Oops! what is Arsene Wenger doing there? He is not the England coach lah! Steve McClaren is!!! wakakaka perhaps Mr Arsene Wenger is trying slow talk with him and bring Beckham back to England thus play for Arsenal! .....So what do you think England line-up should be tonight? 4-4-2 or 4-5-1?
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One upon a time deep in a great forest there was a magical frog resting on a tree branch. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another kind of animal in it's life before. By chance today a horny bear was chasing a rabbit to have for its dinner.
The magical frog saw both of them and called for the two to stop. Come here...come here!! both of you. The magical frog said seeing as you are the only two animals I have seen so far I'm very happy today, I will grant you each three wishes. The magical frog tells the horny bear you first" the horny bear thought for a minute, being the male that he was.. he said "i wish for all the bears except me to be female bears"
The magical frog says: Your wish is granted.
The rabbit wished for a crash helmet. When rabbit got her helmet she was so happy and immediately put it on. The horny bear thought to himself 'stupid rabbit why is she wasting her wishes' and ask for a helmet instead!!
Both your wishes are granted!! says the magical frog.
It was the horny bears 2nd wish... "well i wish all the bears in the next forest were female bears" followed by the rabbit wished for a motorcycle. The bear was stunned as to 'why didn't the rabbit wish for money to buy a motorbike instead'
Magical frog says again, your wishes are granted!! Now, this is your last wish. Please be wise by making your choice.
It was the horny bears last wish.... "ok i wish for all the bears in the world except me were female bears" the rabbit laughed and starts the motorbike engine then said ........my last wish is....
"I wish the horny bear was a gay"!!!!!!!
Magical frog: Your wish is granted!!!
Rabbit speed off with her motorbike...adios!!
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Monday, August 20, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Ahhock is a brilliant student in his college. After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", ahhock tulan ledi and goes confronts his lecturer about it. Why he failed him. The stori liddis wan.
Ahhock: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?
Lecturer: Surely ahhock! I set the exam paper. Otherwise I would not be a lecturer!
Ahhock: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. Apa maciam? You dare to take my challenge anot?
Lecturer: Okay ahhock, it's a deal. So what is the question? Let your horse come!!!
Ahhock: What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the lecturer cannot give ahhock an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the lecturer calls on his best student (Ahbeng) and asks him the same question.
Ahbeng: Sir, the answer is very simple wan and I failed to understand why you kenot answer it! It liddis wan....you are a bald 53 years old and married to a 35 year old piao mei, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.
Lecturer: Mafulat! My wife's lover is ahhock?
Lecturer's punya piao mei!
Record shows that most injuries are cost by knife whether you are at the office or in your kitchen. Having a dull or contaminated knife is very dangerous when injury occurs. Safety precaution must be taken into consideration when using any kind of knife. I found a website which offers a wide variety of safety knives, safety cutters, safety blades and many more. The safety utility knife offered here is of high standard and is designed to prevent cuts and lacerations. What more to say that the prices are affordable. Rest assured that the safety features in these knifes are of high standard. You won’t regret using it
Ahbeng's son came home from school crying and tells his father, Oh! dad...I got an F in math today.
Ahbeng: Son what happened? you are good in maths wan.
Son: It's liddis wan... my teacher asked me, What's 3 times 2', and I said 6.!!
Ahbeng: Well son, that is the correct answer.
Son: Dad, I know. Then she asked me, What is 2 times 3.'"
Ahbeng: What the f**k is the difference?"
Son: Dad! That's what I said and I got an F in my math!!!!
When I was small, I have seen many drug addicts hanging around in the city. Many of them are lazy to work and just wanted to get high. I was saddened to see them suffer. At that time I couldn’t do anything to help them. Now I have found a place to help those drug addicts. This drug rehab center is not an ordinary center you can find anywhere else. It is called Cliffside Malibu. The drug treatment programs here are excellent. There are so many methods to treat these drug addicts at this center. I’m sure you are in good hands. If you know someone who needed help, please recommend them to this place or call their trained counselor at 800-501-1988.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Sunday, August 19, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
It is very common nowadays that each and everyone do have a hand phone. Have you wonder your hand phone you are holding is original? How do you check it? It is very simple. Here are the tips:-
Firstly, type *#06#
After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits, example...
4 3 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on Emirates which is very Bad quality.
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it¢s manufactured in Germany which is not bad.
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it is manufactured in Finland which is Good
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality.
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!
What you waiting for? check your handphone now! kekekeke
I always believe in natural health care. The main reason I said this is because scientist want to use chemicals to achieve a given result fast. For instance, if someone is having a headache or fever normally he/she will just take a couple of paracetamol to relieve the pain. Although it shows fast results, I believed nutritional science has been going into the wrong direction. The “inorganic” chemical you consumed will be in the body. What would happen if you consume a higher dosage? Sooner or later, your body wills immune to this so called fast supplements resulting in your body to get “out of balance”
Why not choose the natural way of treatments. I strongly believe feeding the body what is naturally wants is the only real answer to good health. There are many natural health products whereby you can obtain it from the market. They come in form of vitamins and minerals, herbal remedies and many more.
When you take this natural health supplements regularly, I am sure your body immune system will be much stronger hence you will be able to prevent flu, cold, headache, allergies & fungus etc from easy attack. Have a good healthy way of life, go the natural way!
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"
The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
One of my favorite hobbies during my spare time is playing RC cars. I have such an interest in this sport and when ever there is a tournament I will be the first to register myself. Normally, the event will be held at the National Stadium. So far I have won 3 trophy and $1,000 cash voucher.
During my spare time, I will service my remote control cars and change the necessary accessory if the tyres are worn off. Beside RC cars, I am keen to pick up another sport that is RC plane or RC helicopter. It is fascinating watching them in action.
Having shown you picture of giant squid yesterday, today I wanna post pictures about giant lobster. Some of them called it Clawed Lobster. They can change in color whenever they danger ahead of them. Divers find it difficult to locate them because they are very good in camouflage. It might look like a rock but in fact it is a lobster. This is the best seafood one will ever have.
Lobster is best eaten fresh, and they are normally purchased live. Lobsters are usually shipped and sold with their claws banded to prevent them from injuring. I believe most of the restaurant owners will keep in a tank for patron to pick their own lobster.
If the lobster is to be boiled or steamed, most cooks place the live lobster into the pot. If the lobster is to be fried, grilled or baked it is best not to boil the lobster before further cooking. Freezing the lobster may toughen the meat. This coming Saturday....Eden, here I come!!!! Wakakakaka!!!!!
Friday, August 17, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: General
One of the things I like to do is to travel. I love traveling. The main idea is to explore and experience new things in different countries about their heritage, cultures, old buildings and many more. I have this kind of interest since I was young. With this coming school holidays break, I will be on another vacation again. Currently, I am looking for a good travel guide to assist me. This time round I’m looking forward to travel further from my hometown.
I found out that RealTravel.com offers quite a number of good destinations for me to discover and explore. There are so many countries for me to choose from A to Z. I believe this is a very well plan trip for me because this website has the entire necessary travel guide information which I needed.
Even though I know that I’ll be on my own most of the time, I’m not worry due to the fact that their travel guide is such a good planner and it will keep me occupy most of the time. I’m placing my booking online now and there after I’m heading to the bank to purchase my traveller’s cheque.
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Once upon a time, Ahlian's son (Meng chai) ask her mummy many questions. Little boy Meng Chai was 3 years old. Here are the followings questions. Sweetpea, if your son Aidan big boy ledi he ask you these questions how you answer?
Meng Chai: Mummy-mummy, where do babies come from?
Ahlian: Aiks! (surprised meng chai ask her this question)...They came from the stomach wan.
Meng Chai: mummy..who keeps bad people from robbing our house?
Ahlian: The police dear.
Meng Chai: mummy..if our house on fire, who would save us?
Ahlian: The firemens dear.
Meng Chai: Where does food come from?
Ahlian: From the farmers dear!!
Meng Chai: Mummy!!!
Ahlian: yes dear?
Meng Chai: Why do we need daddy for?
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Thursday, August 16, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Giant squid can grow to a length of 10 meters (33 feet) or more and weigh more than 275 kilograms (600 pounds). This great beast weighed 250 kilograms (550 pounds) and was 8 meters (26 feet) long from head to tentacle-the same length as a school bus. I wonder what will I do if I'm at sea fishing and got hook-up with this giant squid. For sure I got eaten up by this "King of Sotong"
But then it must be a good fight if it got tangle in my line. The "kick" (syiok) in bring up this giant squid for sure money cannot buy. I can only imagine the syiokness!!! Oh my god!!!! I think it is about time I go out to the sea for another round of deep sea fishing!! hehehehe!!!
There two old drunks name ahbeng and ahhock. Both were lapping up at a bar. Ahbeng says, you know...when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I could not bend it with both my hands! By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I really tried hard. Then hor, by the time I was 50 liao, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem wan geh. Next week, I'm gonna be 60 and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.!!
Ahhock tulan ledi having heard that.....he said what your point ahbeng?
Ahbeng: I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!
Good food requires a good chef, but the cookware used to present the result also plays a great role.
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Ahlian loved growing tomatoes, but she couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. Some say must talk to the plant wan geh. wakaka (Shhh!!Laundryamah do that wan you know!!!) So hor, ahlian told herself there must be a secret on how to turn those tomatoes into red color. She then walk over to her neighbor who has the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
Ahlian asked her neighbor What do you do to get your tomatoes so red wan?
Neighbor: Well, it liddis wan..twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, then hor..my tomatoes turn red from Blushing. It turn red lor!!
Ahlian was impressed and she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. Every morning and evening ahlian exposed herself to her tomatoes hoping for the best that her tomatoes will turn red as well.
After a week, the neighbor saw ahlian and he ask her, apa maciam? did your tomatoes turn red?
Ahlian: No lah! my tomatoes didn't turn red but all my cucumbers are enormous!!!
Those who don't own a pick-up truck probably doesn’t know what a tonneau cover is.
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There was once Ahbeng attended a Chinese wedding dinner. It was his best friend wedding. As usual, dinner is at a chinese restaurant. The bridegroom also invited his boss which is a Mat Salleh to attend the dinner. As the wedding couples hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of "kan pei" (happy & joyous drinking) get louder and louder.
When it reaches one table of the bridegroom's boss table, the word 'kan pei' is even louder! The boss misunderstood as said "Kan Pei"?
He stood up on his chair and shouted. "IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Saja oni la
Having got all the necessary lighting for my new house, next on my list is to get the best furniture and fittings for my living room, bedroom and dining room. A friend from the States has been using this furniture for many years and he strongly recommended me to get it from Bush furniture. I found out that all the products offered by them are of high quality and they produce very innovative designs.
Oh yes, I need to get some office furniture too for my study room because at the moment the entire bush line products are selling on discount prices. If you are interested, login in to their website and get some furniture for your home too!
One Sunday morning, Ahlian wanted to take her baby for a medical check-up. When the bus arrive, ahlian quickly climb up the bus. As she entered the bus the driver looked at her baby and said ...woah!! that is one ugly baby you are holding there.
Ahlian deeply hurt just continued on the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks apa hal? What's wrong you look mad? Ahlian replied to the man...that bus driver just insulted my baby wor!!
You shouldn't take that from him wan the man replied.He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take down his badge number and report 9 him to his employer. Ahlian thought for a while and decided to report the driver bad behaviour. You're right sir, I think I want to report him liao.
The elderly man says, you go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you.
If you were ahlian, what would you do?
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Maciam-maciam case
Renovations at my new house in Park City have completed. I need to get some top quality lighting to install it. This is our dream house. Every one in the family is very excited about moving in. I’m delighted to have found this website because they cater the latest indoor and outdoor lighting. The lightings are a perfect match on our house interior design. What more could I ask for when they are giving me a 10% off plus a credit term of 90 days! I couldn’t resist this special offer. For more details you may call their free number (800)375-3410.
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See this uncle? He must have done this from very young age. With loads of eggs on his bike.
Fresh from the sea. Izzit a shark or a whale at the back of the bike? He must be on his way to the fresh market. Kekeke
Business must be damn good for this uncle. Got to go home and take out more stocks.
Hello, 5 persons on a bike? Pancit lah the tyres liddat. Where your helmet? You got lesen anot?
By the time he reaches his destination, you think the cool ice will melt a not ar?
Woah! his rear mirror sure is big!!! wakakaka
Oink-oink! tonight got roasted pork to eat liao!
Ahpek! liddat oso can ar? pengsan lah those chickens and ducks.
The traffic police forces are going all to nap speedy and reckless drivers this coming holiday season with the highly sophisticated radar detector. It is because there are too many accidents resulting in death on the freeway when ever there is a holiday and the ministry department is getting worried with the increasing numbers of death. The statistics have proven it. With this tools and gadget in hand, the traffic and police forces are confident that they can bring down the number of death.
Are you insured? An insurance agent asked me the other day. I proudly told him that I’m insured years ago having bought a term life insurance policy from an insurance agent friend. It is often the most inexpensive way to purchase a substantial death benefit on a coverage amount based on per premium dollar basis.
I do not want to not burden my family and friends even if I’m death. This is one of the smartest actions I have done when I was 20 years old.
I'm going to join the local Cobra Rugby team soon. Lately, I have been watching some live matches in Star sports and find that this sport in very lively. Who said rugby is a game for only big macho brutes of men who like nothing better to do than beat the living daylights out of each other?
The only sport where 15 guys are sent out to beat the shit out of the other 15 guys. Team with the least concussions wins. But sometimes it has its gentler moments too, when men get in touch with their feelings and display a more tender side. Like in the picture below, which I call 'Rugby Love'. Any one care to join?? kekekeke
Or maybe I want to join flsam play golf. Entering balls into holes is a new game to me. I wan to challenge Michelle Wie. What say you flsam?
Oops..Michelle, what are you doing? Kenot simply poke-poke wan geh.You must use the right tools wan!
I have been in business for about 2 years now. Every single thing is done all by me. Be it in sales, marketing, reporting, budgeting, forecasting etc. I find it difficult to cope with all these workload and my mind is at somewhere else when doing these tasks.
I need to find good budgeting software to ease off some workload so that I can concentrate in bringing in new projects rather than sitting in the office wondering what to do. I need not worry now because I found this budgeting software in Prophix.com. With this software in hand I believe my work is done systematically.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Hello friends! I saw many of you has got a big muscles in your blog. Neh..neh..the picture below wan leh. You called it schmooze wan. Some of you guys the muscles very big wan.
How about challenging me in this arm wrestling. No need be sked wan geh. Come-come show me your muscles and your power!!! Muahahaha!!!! this games I found it very interesting. Very the "kan cheong and Chi ket". For the ladies, I gip handicap lah. Close one eyes oso can beat you!! Apa maciam? Can win me anot? hehehehe!!!
If you are looking for a quality vacation experience, Branson is the right place for you. They offer top class entertainments and accommodations during your stay that you have not experience it before. Bronson, Missouri is famous for it world-class attraction and has earned the moniker of ‘Live Music Capital of the World’.
Branson Getaways is celebrating their 10th anniversary and is proudly giving away packages which include week long vacation to Branson and an autographed Alverez guitar. Wait no more, quickly register and win this vacation package worth $2,916!!
There is a secure online store where you can buy good quality window blinds made from the USA. There are so many different types of window blinds and window shades for you to choose from in this website. I found out that all the window blinds here are made from the highest quality and they are the expert in this business for many years.
The expert teaches you on how to measure and install the window blinds. Orders can be made online or call (888) 633-7840. They provide lifetime warranty on their products and free shipping within the continental of USA.
After a hard day work, Ahbeng decided to have a nice cool beer before he goes home. He went into the local bar and ordered a drink. While he was talking to the bar tender, a Mat Salleh walked in. Suddenly Ahbeng starred at the Mat Salleh as he has seen him before somewhere. Oh yes!! He was Steven Spielberg!! claimed Ahbeng.
Ahbeng was a great fan of his movies so he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap on the face and said....
Spielberg: You Chinese people no good! You bombed our Pearl Harbor. I don't wan sign autograph for you.
Ahbeng: We where got bombed your Pearl Harbor wor!!! it was the Japanese who did it wan!
Spielberg: Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese all the same. Your color of skin all same!!
Ahbeng: Mafulat! Liddat oso can ar?
Spielberg: why cannot?
Ahbeng tulan ledi and gives the mat salleh a slap back! Nabeh! you sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship! claimed ahbeng. They are dead already @#$%
Spielberg :Aiks!!! It was the iceberg that sank the ship. NOT me!! The captain didn't see nicely.
Ahbeng: Iceberg ka, Spielberg ka, Freddie Lunberg ka, Carsberg ka....You 're the same wan!!! Now I wan to enjoy my cool beer!!
When John was hospitalized in the General Hospital for some illness, cleaning and bathing him is a problem to the nurses. He used to pee in his pant thus wetting the mattress because he can hardly wake-up and walk himself to the toilet. Washing and cleaning his underwear is a mess!
The nurses there suggested to us that we buy him some disposable underwear. It will be more hygienic and easy to handle. With the wide range of disposal medical products in the market, we managed to get it from the internet online. It comes in different sizes for us to choose too. I’m glad I found this place
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Saturday, August 11, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
The best trendy sport during winter season is snowmobiling. I’m beginning to like this sport after a few tries at the mountain of Colorado. This sport is so excitingly hot during winter season whereby Snowmobile lovers from different countries came to experience it.
If you are a Snowmobile fans, you can watch all these exciting entertaining moments on SledTv. It is a snowmobile TV show. You can join their free community to access topics and communicate with other members at the snowmobile forum too. Maybe you can pick up some skills from the other members.
Beside this, there are other reviews and cool stuffs for you to explore in this website. This site also constantly updates the latest news for your information.
Do you believe me if I tell you that there is nothing to see in this picture below? It is just a sweet naked american beauty showing off her body! kekeke. However, I like the rose. STOP right there and click the exit or are you curious??
Look, I know you probably enjoyed the picture above. American Beauty is, according to Wikipedia, a "drama film that explores themes of romantic and paternal love, freedom, beauty, self-liberation, existentialism, the search for happiness, and family against the backdrop of modern American suburbia." But isn't it all about a pervert? And what does that make you, having scrolled down this far. You wanted to see what was below the red rose, didn't you? Just admit it-lah. Wakakakaka!
Friday, August 10, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Saja oni la
The new English Premier League (EPL) season 2007/2008 will kick off this coming Saturday 11 August 2007. This Barclays English premier league is one of the most exciting football leagues in the world. It is watch by million of peoples around the globe. Big club like Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspurs are the top favorite team to grab this season league.
I will be going to UK to watch football for a month. I can’t wait to go to London. I have made the entire necessary hotel booking online and will be staying in London Hotel. My first game to watch is Arsenal home game against Fulham at the Emirates Stadium on the 12 of August. I hope manager Arsene Wenger will go for 4-4-2 formation against Fulham. It will be an attacking game.
Next, I want to meet my favorite star player Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo. They are the best striker combination I have even seen in Manchester United football history. I will be staying in Manchester Hotel and Liverpool Hotel respectively for my following games. It is because it will be nearer to Old Trafford and within walking distance. It will certainly save me a lot my traveling time so that I can also do shopping and site seeing in London. New signings in Liverpool club this season is Fernando Torres. He will be making an immediate impact and I am interested to watch his football skills.
Lastly, I will be touring Chelsea Stanford Bridge stadium. It will be great where I can get a behind the scenes look at the players’ changing rooms, facilities, training ground and if I’m lucky I can meet the manager Jose Mourinho.
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Nothing much to talk about today. kekekeke...boring day actually. Like to share it with you guys ! wakakaka!!! The story is liddis wan...
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling to her mommy, I got five dollars!! Ahlian was curious lar....how her dother got the five 5 dollars from.
The little girl replied liddat : Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. Ahlian told her daughter...don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties??
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling to her mommy again mommy, I
got ten dollars. Ahlian asked her daughter again...Where did you get the 10 dollars from.
The little girl replied liddat : Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed !! This time Ahlian tulan ledi and said didn't I tell you that he is....
Before ahlian could finish saying, the little girl said, 'Wait Mommy! I tricked him ma..I didn't wear any panties today ma!!!!!
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Wednesday, August 08, 2007Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Saja oni la
Our new double storey house in Desa Park City is ready for us to move in anytime soon. Renovation work has completed last week. In a couple of week’s time I will be moving to my dream house together with my whole family. Every one in the family is very excited about it. What I need to do now is look for quality furniture and fittings for my house. There are 5 bedrooms in my house excluding the master bedroom. Looking for bedroom furniture is an easy task for me because I got it from furniturefromhome.com. I believe I can decorate my house with beautiful furniture from this website which I found on the internet.
It is a cool website whereby I can obtain the whole range of furniture’s in just one store. I’m glad to have found this website because what I need they have it here. I found out that all the furniture on display is from the highest quality and the price is quite cheap as well. While I was surfing the pages, the bar stool caught my eyes. I have been searching for this stool for my wine bar all these while. It is ideal stools whereby my friends and I can sit on these comfy backless bar stool have a nice cool drink and enjoy the music.
The need for furniture home office is equally important for me because I need to have a comfortable executive desk to work at home. I have chosen the Pecan Finish Executive Home Office Suite Hutch & Credenza for my private room. I have no regret about it.
If you are looking for furniture to decorate your house or office, do not hesitate to login to furniturefromhome.com. They are having sales at the moment and I am sure you will get a good deal from this sales. What are you waiting for? Login or call their toll free hot line number at 877.232.0783. Their experience and friendly sales person will be able to answer your questions.
There was a time came a man from down south city called "Jay Bee". People used to called him
cock Cocka. Travelling here and there is his job. Got married years ago with one little chick. If you are not too familiar who is this Cocka, please refer picture below. This chicken like to let go gas wan and decided to play bed football with his lovely wife Mama Cock.
Cocka was in bed with his wife and as normal gets horny. Whenever he gets horny he will let out a loud fart wan. Cocka yelled, "7 points!"
His wife looked at him and said, What the hell are you doing? Each time we are about to do it you let go fart wan! Diu!!
Cocka simply replied, Just playing bed football. I need to warm up ma!
Mama Cock tulan ledi. Ten minutes later she oso let out a loud fart and she said to big Cocka now we are tie game at 7 - 7.
Cocka's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score? there after one little chick came in....
Little dother chick walked in and said, I dun care what the score like and I need a little brother chick.....NOW start working !!!!!!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!!!!
Cocka's family photo. hehehe Mana mau cari?