Cocka from Jay Bee

There was a time came a man from down south city called "Jay Bee". People used to called him cock Cocka. Travelling here and there is his job. Got married years ago with one little chick. If you are not too familiar who is this Cocka, please refer picture below. This chicken like to let go gas wan and decided to play bed football with his lovely wife Mama Cock.






Cocka was in bed with his wife and as normal gets horny. Whenever he gets horny he will let out a loud fart wan. Cocka yelled, "7 points!"

His wife looked at him and said, What the hell are you doing? Each time we are about to do it you let go fart wan! Diu!!

Cocka simply replied, Just playing bed football. I need to warm up ma!

Mama Cock tulan ledi. Ten minutes later she oso let out a loud fart and she said to big Cocka now we are tie game at 7 - 7.

Cocka's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score? there after one little chick came in....


Little dother chick walked in and said, I dun care what the score like and I need a little brother chick.....NOW start working !!!!!!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!!!!
LAUGH




Cocka's family photo. hehehe Mana mau cari?

8 Aces:

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

wan little brader buy at market la
then incubate lor

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

What will cocka say about this! Only one chick meh? Not half a drozen? Have a nice day!

Huei said...

the little chick so cute!!!!! i wan play with it!!!!! i mean the real chick..um..yea!

i used to keep chickens...i swear..they make the best pets! =P hehehe

Ichitaka Leingod said...

chicken also watch football ka? lol...

Rabbit said...

kok kok kok kuuuuu~~

little chick looks so fierce mia.

"Apa mau?!"

Chen said...

i like the family photo..
so sweetttttttt...
LOL

spookygrace said...

wah..happy faimly..kokokokoko!!

Cocka Doodle said...

This post was inspired by your Leslie Cheung's duet partner is it? LOL

 
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