While at the bar

After a hard day work, Ahbeng decided to have a nice cool beer before he goes home. He went into the local bar and ordered a drink. While he was talking to the bar tender, a Mat Salleh walked in. Suddenly Ahbeng starred at the Mat Salleh as he has seen him before somewhere. Oh yes!! He was Steven Spielberg!! claimed Ahbeng.

Ahbeng was a great fan of his movies so he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap on the face and said....

Spielberg: You Chinese people no good! You bombed our Pearl Harbor. I don't wan sign autograph for you.

Ahbeng: We where got bombed your Pearl Harbor wor!!! it was the Japanese who did it wan!

Spielberg: Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese all the same. Your color of skin all same!!

Ahbeng: Mafulat! Liddat oso can ar?

Spielberg: why cannot?

Ahbeng tulan ledi and gives the mat salleh a slap back! Nabeh! you sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship! claimed ahbeng. They are dead already @#$%

Spielberg :Aiks!!! It was the iceberg that sank the ship. NOT me!! The captain didn't see nicely.

Ahbeng: Iceberg ka, Spielberg ka, Freddie Lunberg ka, Carsberg ka....You 're the same wan!!! Now I wan to enjoy my cool beer!!


2 Aces:

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

ah beng supose to say they drop A-bomb mah

Huei said...

eh! kenot ini maciam racist! jkakakkaa

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