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One day, Ahbeng had a very serious illness and landed in the hospital. He was laying in the bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. Then evening came a pretty young nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath

Ahbeng: mumble from behind the mask and ask the nurse.... "Are my testicles black?"

Nurse: I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet. (Face flushed ledi)

Ahbeng: Struggles to ask again, Nurse, please tell me... are my testicles black?

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, the nurse overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds Ahbeng's penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then...she takes a closer look and says...Ahbeng ar! there is nothing wrong with them wor...color brownish liddat not black wor!!

Ahbeng pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at the nurse and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very cafefully here....I'm asking .....

ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK? Dun you get it?? Wakakakakaka!!!

LAUGH

4 Aces:

Ichitaka Leingod said...

wa, untungla ah beng, lol...

clement said...

where i can find that nurse? ha ha

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

clement...
in hospital la....
but you must get really really sick and had stay in ward.....

then they rape you kaw kaw wan....

waka ka ka ka ka ka ka

Huei said...

ahahahhahahahah

tenkiu for a good laugh on a moody sad sunday morning!! ^.^

 
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