Lighting from Farreys

I have moved into my new house Melody Park City last week. I’m very satisfied that I got all my lightings from because of it unique designs. The colored lamps fit perfectly in my living room and match the paint on the wall. I was fascinated to see my living room so beautiful and bright when I switch on the lights. Their online store offers thousands of lamps and lamp shades at an affordable prices from several lamps manufactures. What unique about this site is that it is designed to allow me to search by the brand name. I would say it is the best I can find in the internet.


My brother is particularly impressed with the table lamps and desk lamps. He said that those are the one he is looking for all these while and he has placed an order in the shopping cart to purchase it. He will be placing the lamps into his own bedroom. The mood and atmosphere is so calm and relaxing when you see the beautiful lamps lighted up. Besides indoor and outdoor lighting, we can also find Mini table lamps, Pharmacy lamps, Reading lamps, Task lighting and many more.


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Ahbeng having headaches


Ahbeng, proving to his wife Ahlian that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use (on the average) only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.

She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

Looking stunned, he said, "What?"


Door Gifts

My friends and I went to the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre (KLCC) for the Information & Communication Technology Industry exhibition last week. After registering at the counter and obtained our entry pass, a young sweet looking lady handled to us a bag each containing flyers, booklets, writing pads and some promotional pens as free door gift. They came is many different colors and shapes. It looked so stylish, elegant and it writes well too.

Gifts for a friend

My friend John birthday is coming soon. I would like to buy him something for his up coming birthday party I’m attending. I went to the shopping mall and couldn’t find any suitable gift for him. When I was browsing through the net, I found a cool website which sell high quality cufflinks. John always wear long sleeves shirt to office. I’m sure this would be the appropriate gifts to get for him for his birthday.

I’m very sure that every office has got more than one printer in their office to print their documents. In fact I believed every department has got one. In a big Corporation or Company, ordering printer cartridges are done by the Administration department. Recently, I just joined the department and I’m unable to figure out which cartridges is use for what kind of particular printer model. I did some research at home and found Cartridge Finder in the internet. With the help of Cartridge Finder I have no problem identifying what cartridges goes to which printers, copiers, or fax machines be it in different brand like Samsung, Brother, HP, Canon, Lexmark or Epson. Not only that, I can also find the best price for the cartridges. I’m glad to have discovered this website.

Hire Me

A local business looking for office help put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time later, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, since the dog looked determined, he led him into the office.

Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager, who said, "I can't hire you. You have to be able to type."

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager, gave it to him and then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then reminded the dog, "the sign says you have to be good with a computer."

Scottsdale real estate

Buying and selling a house can be a big decision making. It involves your hard earned money. Certainly you wouldn’t want to be cheated by unreliable cum unlicensed property agent to handle your case. If you need to buy or sell a home, check out Scottsdale real estate. They’re licensed agents and qualified people to help you find the best price when you needed it most. Furthermore, they’re the most trustworthy, reliable and efficient real estate that I came to know. Believed me they are the best!

My trip to Amsterdam

I came to the office early this morning at 7.30 am and my boss is already in his office. I was surprised to see him in the office so early. Usually, my boss will come to the office after 10.00 am. He called me into his office and told me that I need to fly over to Amsterdam to meet our client to sign the MOU (Memorandum of Understanding) and discuss other future potential business ventures. Although it is a short notice, traveling abroad is not a problem for me furthermore I have been there before. I called up my secretary to book the same hotels in Amsterdam where I used to stay because it is within walking distance to my client’s business center. I’ll be staying at NH Grand Hotel Krasnapolsky. It is a 5-star hotel.

Although there are many cheap hotels in Amsterdam, I would prefer to stay at a higher star hotel because the services are better with in house breakfast, swimming pool, coffee house, SPA, business center and many other great facilities where I can use it. I’m delighted to know that the hotel deal offered by them are great. Now that I know my Amsterdam lodging booking is taken care off, I need to go to the mall to exchange some foreign currency. I will surely go visit some interesting places while in Amsterdam, take many photos and do my shopping there. I need to buy some gifts and souvenirs to give it to my staffs.

As for budget travelers, if you are traveling to Amsterdam and have limited budget for hotel, there are many discounts hotels for you to choose from in the website. When you login into website, you can see there are many hotels ranging from 3-stars up to 5-stars Amsterdam accommodation and as low as EUR60. Traveling to Amsterdam and finding a place to lodge is so easy nowadays with the help of online bookings.

March Madness

I'm a great fan of basketball and when ever there is a game I’m sure to be there to lend my support for my team Chicago Bulls. The March Madness NCAA basketball tournament is back again this coming March. I’m very excited about it. NCAA basketball is always an exciting game to watch and I remembered last season I was there to witness Chicago Bulls beats Boston by a small margin. If you are at the stadium, believe me the atmosphere there is really different from watching it in TV at home. This season I’ll surely buy my tickets earlier so that I will not miss any match.

Science Experiments

Come let do some experiments. Long time never do experiment already. To refresh those from the Science stream, hahahhaha. In a school science class Ahbeng was the science teacher and he divided the students in to four groups. He asked the students to put the into the jar given to them.

1) The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

2) The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

3) The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

4) The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

The worms are left overnight in the class. the next day, all the science student came back to see the results:

1) The first worm in alcohol - dead.

2) Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

3) Third worm in sperm - dead.

4) Fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher Ahbeng asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment?"


Student Johnny quickly raised his hand and said "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms.


Wakakaka! dick runs

Our New Home Theater

We have recently renovated a new room specially for watching home theater movies. All of us in the family are very please to have our own home theater. It was beautifully decorated with curtains, carpets, latest home theater lightings, wall art and signs. I’m glad every one of us chipped in to purchase our brand new Plasma TV, Speakers, DVD players. The only item left now is to get the latest comfortable leather home theater seating.

Friendship among Men and Woman

Friendship among Women:

Ahbeng's wife Ahlian doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. Ahbeng calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

Ahlian's husband Ahbeng doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friend's house. Ahlian calls her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he's still there.

What conclusion.....what will you say? Hehehehe

Garth Brooks Tickets

My friends and I wanted to attend the Jimmy Buffett concert last time. We are so disappointed because all the tickets have been sold out. We couldn’t even get to see him in person. Trisha Yearwood is having a concert this month. My friends and I are excited and wanted to attend this concert. We will surely book our tickets through Garth Brooks tickets this time via vivid seats. We can actually select where we want to sit. This is just awesome!

Quoizel Lightings

If you are shifting or renovating your house, don’t forget to get quoizel lighting. They do offer top quality indoor and outdoor lightings to suit your preference. I believe the lightings from quoizel will be a perfect match to your house interior design because they are one of the pioneers in this lighting business. They cater quite a lot of stylish designs lighting and branded name for you to choose from. I would say they are one of the largest collections of lighting you can find in the internet. Decorate and beautify your home lightings today!

The Magical Tap

The magic tap, which appears to float in the sky with an endless supply of water. In actuality, there is a pipe hidden in the stream of water.

I don't know anything else about the picture, but the construction is fascinating and is easy to make, if the pipe is made of transparent Perspex than you would never see it inside the water stream.


Employee's Appraisal

I remembered doing yearly appraisal for all my employees’ last couple of months ago. It was very messy with all the paperwork, filing and it was time consuming. Now that I have this Halogen e360 software, I can evaluate all my staff’s appraisal without any problem. The software is very easy to use. Furthermore, it does not need any IT or technical knowledge to use this software. I’m glad to have this award winning software in my office. I can now ensure the entire 360 degree evaluation runs smoothly and complete it in such a short time.

Medical Supplies

Whenever we are out deep sea fishing at the South China Sea, the first thing I check at the fishing boat is the medical toolbox if it has been replenished with new medicines, bandage, antiseptic creams, plasters, and other materials. We need to have all the necessary medical supplies needed for the trip. One will never know while at sea. Accidents can happen. WHILE we are at the open sea we are facing higher chances of getting hurt with cuts, vomiting or diarrhea.

Drinking session

There are two guys having a good time at the bar singing and drinking. After about 3 jars of beer, one guy started to shout at the other guy. Hey! "I slept with your mother"!!! All the other peoples in the bar heard that call and gets quite as everyone listens to see what the other guy would react. Then the first guy yelled very loudly, "I slept with your mother" The other guy says....."GO HOME DAD, YOU'RE DURNK"!!!!


Beds from

I have been having sleepless night lately due to my backache. I have been discussing with my wife to change our bedroom bed a few weeks back and oh gosh she finally agreed. My wife suggested purchasing the Sleigh Bed or the distressed wood sleigh bed. What I wanted was a larger size bed and I was looking at all the King Beds available at the store. Definitely I am not going to look at the Queen Beds because it is not suitable for my big size body. Now is the best time to buy it because they're having sale now!

They put Ahbeng on Lie Machine

There is a bank robbery in town and the police caught 3 suspects. A lie machine is brought into the investigation room. The 3 suspects are Ahbeng, Ah Seng and Ah Hock. The machine work like this one.....If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR... '

The detective start questioning the suspects one at a time.

Detective: Who is the gang leader?
Ahhock: Ahbeng is the gang leader!
Lie machine: no sound (truth is told)

Ahhock came out from the room and gave Ahbeng a weird look.

Detective: Who is the gang leader?
AhSeng: Ahbeng is the gang leader!
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

AhSeng came out of the room and gave a weird look. Ahbeng suspects something is wrong ledi and try to deny he is the gang leader.

Detective: Both AhHock and AhSeng said you're the gang leader, izzit correct?
AhBeng: Sir...
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Ahbeng: Ah Hock is...
Lie machine: "KIRRRRRRRR...'

Ahbeng: Ah Seng is the...
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Ahbeng:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'.

Ahbeng: Your lie machine is faulty!
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Ahbeng: You are framing me!
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Ahbeng: Not me lah sir!
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Ahbeng: I'm innocent!!!!
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Ahbeng: Aiyo~~~!!!
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Leather Chairs

I'm interested in buying the leather club chair from for our new house in Petaling Jaya. When I login into the website I was excited to see so many leather club chairs, recliner leather chairs and brown leather chairs are on sale. After a short discussion with my wife, we decided to order the dark brown recliner leather chair because the size and color fit perfectly into our new home. It would be great to relax on this chair after a hard day at work!


Muttu and Ahbeng are both beggars in the busy streets of Kuala Lumpur. The thing is that Muttu drives a Mercedes, he also lives in a mansion fully paid and has a lot of money to spend. Meanwhile Ahbeng only got $2-$3 dollars a day from begging. One day, Ahbeng was curious how Muttu could managed to bring home a bag full of $10 dollars note every day.

So Ahbeng confronted Muttu and asked him how, when, where and what tactics to use.

Ahbeng: Muttu!! we are both beggars on the same street, the only different is you're at the other end of the road. How come you get more than me?

Muttu: Aiya!! Look at your sign, . It says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to where can? KL peoples see that won't feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money!!

Ahbeng: then how? what must I write on my sign then? teach me lar!!

Muttu: now look at my sign!

So Ahbeng looks and Muttu 's sign which reads

I only need another $10 to move back to India!


Cash Advance - Payday Loans

My friend, John is in need of a short term financial assistance in his business due to lack of funds in bank account. All the pay check he issued out to his creditors bounced. He needed to apply for cash advance immediately to inject funds into his business. He has been applying for unsecured loans in many banks but so far there has been no reply. I remembered reading in a website called that one can borrow up $100-$1500 as long as that person has verified source of income and meet some of their basic requirements.

I called my friend up to let him know about this awesome site. I further told him that they don’t do a credit check on the application. I also told him this is a short term loan. One can apply online for this payday loans and filled up the online application form accurately in order to get approval faster. The best part is when one loan is approved; they will credit the loan amount overnight via wire into the checking account or savings account.

I certainly hope this viable solution will help John’s in his application so that he will have extra funds to roll over.

Great piece of news!

My cousin is getting married next month. He made the announcements to us during a gathering dinner at our uncle home. Now, we need to help him to send out all the invitation cards to his friends, relatives and invited guests. Luckily we stumble across an online website which has the largest high quality selection of wedding cards. The printing quality is excellence and their service is convenient and fast. They told us that they also be able to customized the invitation card for us. In addition to that, we won’t be charged for set-up fee and per line charge. That piece of news is just awesome.


I’m sure there are lots of jewelry stores, but not all of them offer the same quality of service and product as Reeds Jewelers. There are the one who I normally do my shopping with. Diamonds really are a girls’ best friend. Go ahead and try to find a girl that doesn’t like receiving diamonds. Whether it is diamonds necklaces or diamond rings, trust me you can never go wrong with diamonds. Reeds Jewelers offers the best selection and quality of diamonds that I know any girl will love.

Guess this!

Hi there! how was your "Hari Raya Holidays"? I hope you all did enjoyed yourself and went visiting friends. Nothing much to do today so hehehe...Here is one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day.

When a person who cannot speak wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer.

Faster think!! wakakakakaka!!!!!!!



He opens his mouth and says.

"I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."


There is no place better than Coupon Chief


Shopping online is one of the things I like to do whenever there is a holiday. I want to purchase some gifts for my nieces, nephews, cousins and my family members. With this up and coming holiday season like the Halloween, Thanksgiving follow by Christmas, it is time for me to do my shopping earlier. My normal shopping online site is Coupon Chief. This website is very popular mainly because of it speed, discounts and there are so many various kind of products to choose from. Most importantly Coupon Chief always update their promotional deals and coupon codes.

Firstly, I would like to buy a couple of digital camera with my dell coupons which I have and this are for my lovely nieces and nephews. The discount rate is simple irresistible. I’m also looking forward to get some Shoes & Accessories coupons for my brother and as for my sister; I would like to get her jewelry. There are so many quality shoe brand names to choose from and also not forgetting I would like to get something for my pet. I found out that with petfooddirect coupon, I’m entitles to a 13% discount off my orders. So I would like to recommend you to check out the online coupons offered by Coupon Chief.

The Two Lawyers

Two lawyers named Ahbeng and AhSeng had been life long friends, they were partners in a LAW firm and shared everything , including their hot-blooded sexy secretary.

One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter.

The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers Ahbeng and Ah Seng were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally Ah Seng said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!"

Ahbeng agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face.

"What happened ?" asked Ah Seng

Ah Beng announced, "They were twins and mine died!"

Ah Seng:


North Face

I like to do my shopping online. I was looking for some nice and good quality outdoor clothing for my up and coming fishing trip at the South China Sea. My friend told me that North Face is a very well known brand for it quality. I did a Google search and got it instantly. I was surprised to see that North face brand offers large variety of clothing apparels, gears, footwear and many others. It also caters for men’s and women. I'm interested in placing my orders for the north face men's Denali jacket and vest. Oh yes, I'm getting 15% off too!

Shopping cart

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You do not need to worry about not getting your payment for goods sold because this site is fully secured. The shopping cart is integrated with all major banks. Payment by mode of credit cards is widely accepted form of online payment nowadays and with their secured server customers pays with confident. This software also has full functionality integration with third party processor like Paypal.

Powered by 100% Search Engines Optimized (SEO) and they make sure your products can be easily found on major search engines. You may customize your own online shopping store too. It is not just e-commerce software they are selling here. At Ashop Commerce, their technical support and customer service are highly rated. Getting help from Ashop Commerce has never been a problem. With so many features provided, I’m sure this shopping cart software will meet all your requirements. Sign up today and get 10 days no obligation 10 days free trial.

How to dig potato garden for free!

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply,
"For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"

At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."

Myadbase radio

Companies usually look for advertising agency to advertise their products and services to boost up sales. When you advertised, the general publics are eager to know what are the products and services you have to offer. In normal circumstances, enquires will keep flowing in and there are chances to increase sales and improve the clients base. In market today, there are many kinds of advertising format which many advertisers can offer their advertising expertise such as billboard, TV and Radio, Newspapers, Magazines, Telephone book yellow pages, Online advertising and many other kind of advertising means.

Lately, have you heard of Myadbase Radio? It is new media advertising where you can place your advertisement here. If you are a publisher or advertising media owner in the United Kingdom or Ireland, you can actually sell advertising space through radio including Myadbase radio. It is very convenient way of reaching out to the public because they normally listen to the radio in the house or while they are driving. You can choose which media profile you want to sell the advertising space from ARfm, National Radio Programming, Oasis FM British Radio, Outcast Radio, Subcity Radio in UK. Register today to take advantage of the free selling tools offered!


Ahbeng's son ah hock has the habit to fart. What ever he has eaten, after a while he sure fart. One day after recess time in skool school, all the students are heading back to the classroom. While the teacher was teaching, ah hock put out a loud fart and his teacher really get upset. She throws him out of the class.

Ah hock goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing. Kakakaka!! The "guru besar" (head master) walks by and sees ah hock sitting outside the classroom laughing. Then he asked ah hock,

Guru besar: ah hock! why are you doing sitting here?

Ah hock: I farted in class and the teacher threw me out of the classroom.

Guru besar: Well, then why are you laughing?

Ah hock: Errrr...I laughed because they are sitting in the classroom smelling my fart and the teacher put me outside to get some fresh air!!

Guru Besar:

Las Vegas Real Estate

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Google, Yahoo, MSN Messenger

I found a site where you can login to various instant messenger like Aim messenger, Yahoo Messenger, Google Talk and MSN Messenger all in one page. It can save you a lot of your time logging in individually. More network like ICQ and Jabber also got. Cool site indeed. Check this out at

You might like it!! Hehehehe

Chronic Headaches

I got the history of chronic headache attack for about 5 years now. Perhaps, it is due to my late night lifestyles or the food intake I consumed. I worked as an Accountant, seeing figures and exposed too long to the computer also one of the reason why I'm having this chronic headaches for many years. In addition, of late noises from renovation works at the next door office added extra burden to my headache. I've tried many traditional and conventional medications but it didn't seem to work for me until recently my Secretary recommended to me Botox for headaches. After taking it for a week, gradually my headache disorder diminishes slowly and I can sleep well now.

How the Chinese stay put in Italy

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About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy . Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave.

The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named AhBeng to represent them.

AhBeng asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more interesting", he said, "neither side would be allowed to talk".

The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. AhBeng and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.

Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. AhBeng looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. AhBeng pointed to the ground at where he sat. The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. AhBeng pull out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were all around The Pope asking him what happened?.

The Pope said, "first I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions."

"Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us." He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us."

"I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around AhBeng. "What happened?" they asked.

"Well," said AhBeng, "First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him f#@% off Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket and not one of us was leaving."

"Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right here."

"Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.

"I don't know", said AhBeng, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!!"

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Wakakakakaka!!!!!!!

Let's dance

Since I took up Salsa dancing classes several months ago, I realized that I’m very good at it now. The training and practicing really paid off! I have been watching the high quality world class DVDs instruction videos everyday and was practicing it step by step. There are several camera angles for me to view it so that I won’t miss a single of those useful steps. I found it incredibly easy to follow and I was having so much fun with it. Now that I have picked up this ballroom dance skills, I can’t wait to show it to my friends. Dancing is not a problem to me now!

Wrong Change

Last night, me and a friend was having "teh tarik" session. We sat down and ordered our food . We chatted for about an hour. My friend paid the bill and collected the change. When we reach the car, my friend realised that the "mamak" guy had given him the wrong change. The distance between our car and the shop is quite near so we went back to check with the " mamak".

Friend: Mamak! you gave me the wrong change leh!

Mamak: What? you should have counted the change before you left. Who know you already keep the extra change in your pocket and come and claim it from me again! Tarak-tarak! kita tarak layan!!

On seeing the mamak very the "lansi liddat" my friend and I was smiling-lah. kekeke...Actually hor, that "mamak" already given us extra change of $17.40. He forgot the charge us 2 packets of Dunhill cigarrettes. Since the mamak so lansi, my friend didn't give him back the change. What do you think? To give back or not if you encounter this type of situation?



Quibblo Fun Quizzes And Forums

Have you heard of Quibblo? It is an awesome website where you can create online quizzes, polls, surveys and many others. It can be any topic you want to talk about for instance shopping, arts, business/finance, Celebrity, Education, etc. I found that Quibblo has recently added a few more lovely pages for its members. You may find many good quizzes in the all time popular and top rated quizzes. Some of the quizzes and polls are really informative and fun. Christmas is 2 months away and I have posted some Christmas quizzes and survey on what you put/hang on your Christmas tree. The most unique part is I can discuss it and make comments relating to quiz in the forum. It is a good site. Remember to register today!

Something to ponder

I received this mail this morning from a friend and would like to share it with you. Being happy is the priority in living. If you wanna be sad, be sad for something thats really worth it.

If you think you are unhappy, look at them...

If you think your job is tough, how about him? He got to perform in the street every morning till the evening to earn some loose change.


If you think your salary is low, how about her? She worked too...


If you think you don't have many friends, ask yourself if you have one sincere friend like him.


If you think your writing table is not comfortable enough, think of her!


If you feel like giving up, think of this man.


If you think of you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as this man does?


If you complaint about your transport system, how about them?


If you think your society is unfair to you, how about her?


Modern platform bed

I have not been sleeping well lately. It is because my old bed is not comfortable enough and every morning when I woke up I got body-ache all over my body. My colleague recommended me to this site. When I login, I was surprised to see a large variety of modern platform beds they has to offer. I have been looking for this type of bed for years and couldn't find it. The designs are unique and the frames are elegant. It is good for my back-ache. I'm definitely placing my order now.

Press F 1 for help!

My friend was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot. He asked if she needed help and she replied

"It's about time! I pressed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!"

A nice weekend

It is good to chill out for a couple of days with my family during the weekends. Looking for a great Outer Banks vacation rental home is not a problem for me. I can either choose Corolla, Duck, Kill Devil Hills, Kitty Hawk, Nags or Southern Shores for my short vacation. Carolina Design Realty is a reliable outer source home vacation rental I can trust on. It is the best way to relax, have some fun, listening to the ocean waves and walk along the sandy beach with my family.

Holiday Destination - France

Christmas is getting closer and it is time for another round of holiday to spend with my family oversea. We have saved enough money for this up coming trip to France. I would love to visit Paris again. The first time when I visit Paris is on a short business trip and I didn’t have the time to explore this nice place. I heard that this place is very romantic and has many unforgettable places of attraction to visit. They have incredible nightlife and her fine dining.

Ones visit to France will not be complete without visiting the seaside holiday club, National Monument and Eiffel Tower in Paris. Paris is known by many people for its rich heritage and culture. Looking for an accommodation is much easier now because you can book Hotels In Paris online. This website is easy to access and you’ll not find any problem logging in.

Paris Hotels or Hôtels en Paris as they called it in French is popular for its good service, clean environments and you will be able to get cheap rates hotel accommodation too. When I visited the website, I’m surprised to see the hotel rates compared to others competitor. This is the best hotel rates available on the internet. Moreover, the facilities are all easily available. If you are a regular visitor to, certainly you’ll know all about their last minutes deals and year round accommodation guarantee you the lowest available booking rates and you may pay on arrival. This piece of news is just awesome!

Leng Chai Ron Ng dating?

I remembered that I last posted about this leng chai (handsome) guy is about a month ago. Time time round, a little bit of gossip on Ron Ng and Kate Tsui Tze Shan. Are they dating privately? Hehehe...I know a lot of you gals sure jealous one.


Actually hor, Ron Ng, Raymond Lam Fung and Kate Tsui are filming a new show called "Four Young Constables" in Kumming, China on October 8th. Now only rehersal lah. Wakakaka. According to my source, they'll be busy in China for about one month.


Ron said that he is uncertain of shortness of breath while filming on high elevation. Very quickly Kate Tsui said..."I can help you" with shortness of breath. I have learned CPR before!! Kekekeke

How wonderful if I'm also in the cast! LOL !!

Salsa Dance

My wife got me involved into dancing lesson which I am not keen on. I ‘m don’t want to embarrassed myself shaking my big fat tummy in front of such a big crowd. When she said that we can Learn to Dance Online, it was such a big relieved for me. In fact, she has signed up for salsa dancing classes last week and got some DVDs for us to learn at home too. After a couple of this latin dancing lessons, I’m beginning to love it because they have great instructors to show you step by step how to do it. Now I can get rid off those extra pounds on my waistline.

We practiced this salsa dancing almost every night. Now that I have pick-up some great salsa dancing skills, I would be able to dance impress my friends and relatives. I’m not shy anymore. If you like to try, you may take up their 3 day free trial. Beside the Salsa dance, they have Bachata, Merengue and also ChaCha dancing lesson for you to choose from. You got nothing to lose. Go ahead and give it a try!!

Only If life is like a computer

a) If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

b) To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.

c) Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

d) To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

e) To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

f) To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

g) If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

h) When you loose your car keys, click on find.

i) Help" with the chores is just a click away.

j) Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

k) And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.

Upgrade your home furniture

Now is the best time to change your home furniture and fitting. Beautify your home with new furniture. Christmas is just two months away. Don't miss this great opportunity to grab some of the most stylish and top class quality furniture which is on sale up to 30% off on any kind of furniture you like. The living room furniture and dining room furniture are the latest design you can find on this site. If you like to add some spark in your home office, the office desk is a good buy. Shopping online is so easy and convenient nowadays.

Ahbeng got a complain

Ahbeng was carrying 2 babies one in each arm while waiting for the LRT train. While seated on bench waiting for for the train to arrive, there came a woman sitting next to him. On seeing the 2 cute babies, the woman started asking Ahbeng.

Woman: Aren't they cute? what are their names?

Ahbeng: Giving the lady an angry look and said, "I don't know"

Woman: Which one is a boy and which is a girl? They looked so cute!!

Ahbeng: This time looking angrier than before and said, Hey lady..."I really don't know."

Woman then started to scold Ahbeng already, What kind of a father are you? You don't seem to know your own child!

Ahbeng: Listen here lady....I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company.


Canon PowerShot A570 IS

I bought a digital camera as a birthday gift for my brother on his 21st birthday. I knew he was eyeing on this Canon PowerShot A570 IS model for quite sometime. Every time we went shopping at the mall, he surely wants to visit the camera shop to have a view on this camera. He was very happy and surprised to have received this camera from me. In fact, I found this Canon PowerShot A570 IS a very good digital camera which has many features to offers and it is a very good buy. This camera lets you capture life’s special moments very perfectly because it is equipped with Image Stabilizer Technology that automatically detects and corrects camera shake even when zoomed way in. In this case you’ll not get blurred shots anymore.

I’m delighted to know that this Canon PowerShot A570 IS also comes with newly improved DIGIC III special features Face Detection AF/AE which can capture multiple faces in the frame and sets the most suitable focus point when the shutter button is pressed halfway. My brother likes to capture moving images like monitor lizard, football game and also athletics running at the track. With the Red-eye correction built in, it will provide a better shots and sharper images.

Other benefit in this digital camera includes the ISO 1600 and High ISO settings, clear high resolution 2.5 inch LCD for easy on camera viewing. With this large LCD screen, it will show a larger images whether shooting or reviewing playback. I’m really surprised with the 7.1 Mega pixel high resolution which offers a crisp, clear picture, make movies and easy to use functions. What more this camera is very much affordable. I’m glad to have got this digital camera for my brother.

Do you fear snake?

This is one of the reptile I fear most. I 'm scare to go near to see cobra. I remembered once I was fishing near a mining pond in Batang Berjuntai at night. (yes, it was at night that my friends and I went fishing). I was sitting near the banks concentrating on my fishing line, I attached the bulb to the battery and it was aiming to the fishing line. Once my line move, that's means there is fish taking my bait, all I need to do is to quickly pull my rod back so that the 3 spears hook will hit the fish. Suddenly, I felt something is moving very slowly behind my back. It was this friend below!! wakakaka

Instantly, I knew it was a snake. I kept calm and didn't move at all. Luckily, the snake didn't strike me or else ....hehehe. At last, the snake moved away from me and I quickly ran off to the 4 wheel leaving all my gear behind. 15 minutes later, I went back to the spot to pick up my stuffs and changed place. Fishing at night, especially at the mining pool, you can always see weird-weird things including images you wouldn't want to see. In the end, we got 5 big-big fish. Hahaha

Buying a second house

The other day, when I met an old classmate, we chatted for a while at coffee shop. He is now working in the property field and he told me that now is the right time to invest in property. Investing in buying and selling a house is a big decision to make. Serious thoughts should be put into consideration because it involves money. My wife told me that I should consider seeking our real estate agent to confirm if it is the best time to invest in property now. A second opinion is better than none. I certainly do now want to regret it in the future if I have made the wrong decision although I like to buy a second house.

Drug rehab center

It is pity to see people suffer from drug and alcohol addiction. These people should go through the proper channel to get help for their addiction. At times, they are lost and don’t know where to seek treatment. There are drug rehabs center for them to turn to and get back their life. The recovery programs are very unique because they use wide variety of traditional and non-traditional methods to deal with the problem.

If you know anyone who needed help with drug or alcohol addiction, please refer them to this place for treatments. Everyone deserves a second chance.

Ahbeng's wife in labor room

Once upon a time, at the general hospital Ahbeng and three other expectant fathers were in a waiting room while their wives were in labor. This is Ahlian 2nd child. Soon after about an hour later, the nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins!" "What a coincidence! I work for the Double Decker Company!! Said the 1st father.

Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second father on the birth of his triplets. "Wow! That's incredible! I work for the 3M Corporation." An hour later, the nurse returned to congratulate the third man on the birth of his quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply, "I don't believe it! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel in Kuala Lumpur!!

After this, everyone turned to the Ahbeng who had just fainted on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side. As he slowly gained consciousness, they could hear him mutter over and over, "I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job....dis time sure I will sure 'bangkrup wan.


Wife And Romance

I still remembered when I first started dating during my younger days; it was during my college years. It was love at first sight. I couldn’t take my eyes off her during class sessions. We can only meet twice a week in class. I wasn’t sure what strategies to use to win her heart until I found a website which mentioned “Romance For Everyone” I followed every single tips in this site and I started by sending her free love letter thru the internet. We also chatted in MSN until late in the morning. After some 3 years down the road our relationship blossom further and we finally got married with both our parents blessing.

Friends and relatives when see us, always said that my wife and I are a happy couple. After about a year of marriage, we were blessed with our 1st baby boy. During our anniversaries, I still do give my wife chocolates and take her out for dinner. Last year, we spent our anniversary in Australia.

Other uses of condoms

When talk about condom, what is the first thing that will stuck your mind? Is it SEX?? Condom is normally used during sexual intercourse. It is put on a man's erected penis and physically blocks ejaculated semen from entering the body of a sexual partner. It is to prevent unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections.

Today, condoms are used in China to make dresses, bikinis, hats, wedding gowns and other clothings in a fashion show in Beijing. I wondered if female condoms are used beside the male condoms. I'm amazed by the beautiful dresses made from condoms. The creators of these dresses is simply brilliant. This show is actually held to promote the use of condom to prevent HIV/AIDS.











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