5 REASONS WHY I BLOG




Once again I was given the honour to do tag/meme. I failed to understand why you fellars like to tag me wan. After doing all of your tags no one actherly gave me an award. kekeke then I might as well award myself an Oscar - The Champion of doing Tag. Before I do the 5 reasons why I blog tag, I want to show you my latest Oscar collection. Nice anot my Oscar? Chun leh!!!

This time my leng lui toudai tagged to do this tag. Here goes la its liddis wan.


1) I was searching the Yahoo searching engine for some nice Rojaks in town. When I put in the word Rojaks for a search, you know what came out in the first line? Everibodi Lafu Rojaks!! I thought this must be it that I can find rojaks food ledi because everibodi lafu this rojaks. Blur-blur liddat when I click it , "niamafulat" why got dis Pak Leong Kam selling rojaks wan. Then I went deeper and read , 'aiks !! tarak rojaks food wan geh, sohai jokes got la..!!! Curious liddat i went to click that red "B" (Blogger). Along the way, I register myself to see what the fark is this... mana tau I ended up till today ledi. Muahahahaha!


2) I don't rant much in this blog. Dunno how to rant also la, keke!! Since this Pak Leong Kam can entertained so many readers i oso wan to try lor..see works anot. Somemore can make online friends wor, chun lar.Being home alone not much friends wan I managed to met some bloggers friends in my 11 months. I 've lost touch with all my skoolmate already. Then suddenly this fler appeared in one of the meeting. Aiks!! this hamsap fler is my skoolmate wor!! He then told me he is selling this "Olin series of producks" now. kekekeke!!!


3) I also want to make more new friends! Getting another friend is better than getting another enemy, correct anot?


4) I wanted to make money online just like what 5xmom, Wingz, AhPek and many others do. BUT i dun have the time to write payperpost leh. I got to cari makan wan leh... knocking on people opis door to buy my products. What to do I got to pay so many expenses all by myself.
That life. All I can afford now is my adsense ads. If you pity me hor...after reading can put your cursor at where it suppose to be and click? Kamsiah lu manyak manyak!!!!!!!!hee-hee-hee.


5)Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Lastly, I open my house wide wide for you all to come and visit me. All are welokam regardless wheather you are Lesbian, Gay, Straight or Crooket, Indian, Malay, Chinese or Bangkali, White ghost (kwai loh) or Black ghost ( Hak kwai).....suma COME..COME!!!!!


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A TAG FROM SIWWYPIG

My 1st day of work (Hoi Kung Tai Kat) ...I striked it already. In fact, before Chinese New Year also i struck it also. Chun anot? kekekeke...you must be wondering how much i strike Magnum Empat Ekor leh. Walau !!! I kena striked kao kao doing tag la. This leng lui from Perth, Australia mali wan tagged me to list 10 games or toys that i played with when i was younger. Okay lah, the games or toys which I had played during my younger days are lidis wan:-

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1) Marbles or guli - Big and small marbles also i got played before. Kaler or no kaler all also i like to play wan. The colored one is the smaller marbles and the bigger marbles is the white one.


2) Spider - During my younger days, i fark played spider wan.! I still remembered i caught those spider from the bushes by the river side. Of course i need the males and let go all the females. I kept the spider in a match box and brought it to skool. During recess time, my friends and i will take out our spider and let them fark fight. The loser will buy nasi lemak one plate and orange juice one packet. Then you also got to reward your winning spider by giving water la. (normally...my saliva will be used!!!). kekekeke..geng leh.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


3) Fly Kite - This is a must for the boys. It is very interesting wan. I made my own kite using bamboo. The string normally will be glass strings. I made my own glass strings too. It is easy to make your own glass strings. Go buy some brown hard glue and melt it until watery then go smash up some glass preferbably the 4 feet white flourescent lamp you're using at home now. Then hor find a wide space to 'hang' your strings (badminton court will be sufficient)..put the glue in the cloth and slice the glass along the badminton court. When it is dry, collect back all the strings in your 'milo' tin and you're ready for battle. To be the king in the sky, all you have to do is to cut your opponent strings. Bystander somemore 'kan cheong'...they are waiting to see which kite loose and will run after to collect the kite for free!!!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


4) Ting Tong - This one gamble wan la. In skool kenot bring playing cards ma ...can bring coins. To play this games veli easy only. One have to be a banker (that's me). Take two 20 cents coins and toss it then cover it with your hand. To place your bets, double heads is at the thumb, double flowers is at the little fingers and Ting Tong which is head and flower is at the middle fingers. Quick..quick.. 'mai ting lei sau'...............HOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


5) Indoor combat - During my childhood time, my 30 sen skool pocket money i didn't spent it. I would saved it to buy combat comic books. From there I created my own combat team. I collected the used Coca cola, F&N, Greenspot bottle caps etc.. (American squad) to fight with other team which is represented by cockerels or Lala shells. (so called German team la). Got tank oso wan la. Normally a simple matchbox is used.! hehehePhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting


6) Outdoor combat - This one very terrer wan. You must create your own weapons. Firstly, draw a rifle and a pistol image on a plank with a chalk, then use a 'saw' to cut it out then smoothen it with a sandpaper. Next use many many rubber bands to tide at the barrel and at the end of your rifle tide another small trigger. This is to put your 'bullets'. Aisey..what bullets? Got la, go find 'cherry trees' lor. Pluck as much green cherry as possible if not you are of bullets then koyak la sure kena fired kao kao wan.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


7) Rubber trees seeds - This game not so creative wan. Anyway, I have played it before with my friends. After skool, I would go hunt for the seeds. Some are hard to crack and some are just as lembik wan. The rule is to see which seed is that hardest.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


8) Photos - Dunno if it is called correctly anot. This small picture photos can be obtained from the Indian or Mamak shop. Depending on the number of players also, let say got 10 players and each player will place 10 picture photos (100 fotos ledi) on the drawn square box on the road. About 10-20 meters away from the target all you have to do is use your own 'slippers' to strike your target. Winner takes all. Got to one two 'juice' see who go first la. kekeke. Skill is needed to play this game. Eyes sight must be good and your hand kenot be shaky wan.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


9) Top (Gasing) - Very interesting game. At that time one top will cost me 50 cents . This game see whose top spins the longest. Losers hor..his top 'kena' penalty la. You'll have the privileged to 'chop' his top using your own top. If his top breaks into two then you're the winner. hehehe.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


10) Play Doctor - Beside playing the board games like snake & ladders, monopoly, elephant, mouse,lion, leopard games, ludo, checkers etc I also like to play loctor la. My cousins sister always kena wan. You sick ar? come..come.. i check for you!! Wuahahahaha!!!!!


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Wokeh, Siwwypig..I 'kao tim' your tag ledi, leng mou?Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


I'm not tagging anyone time time round. hehehehe!!!

CREATE AN IMAGE USING MANDARIN ORANGES SKIN

This tag/meme originate from this guy wan. He got nothing to do during Chinese New Year. He said he got no kampong to balik also so he was left in KL to rod and grow mushroom. He sked to play mahjong with me ledi (always turn mahjong table wan)...so what happened was he actually sit down at the corner and slowly 'kopek' the mandrin oranges and made an artwork out of it. This brilliant chap he eat full nothing to do and started this tag. The tag got further and spread until here ledi. Ahuei tagged me. Also a brilliant charming lady. Aisey...1st time meeting this leng lui Huei I kena tag ledi.

They made porky artwork wor!!..I'm not going to make porky artwork. What i'm going to do is i'm going to make an artwork of the fler who started this. Chun anot? Hehehehe ... Here goes:-

Firstly..simply just pick one mandrin orange you like.

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Next slow torture that fler by peeling his head. Of course you must add his eyes and his smiling face. He seem to be enjoying it so much!! Kesian him oso la..please use a blunt object to poke his eyes and mouth, okay? Alternatively you can also use the seeds.


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Next hor, make his hands big big if he is a fat person. Fat is cute ma. Rite anot? Example lidis la. If you like skinny wan oso can geh.


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Then hor.. you must remember to open up his sexy legs wide wide. Long time bungkus inside there sure hot wan ma. All the way from China wor!! Fai tit gip him some fresh air to breath!!If not his 2 bijik too riped ledi not sweet wan! kekeke



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Then he started shouting ....woi!!! since you undress me naked, you might as well take off everything la. (wuah!!! this oren 'veli song' ledi!!!!!!). Who want to torture him somemore? You can add in his kukuciao!!




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Wuahahahahaha....I just did a simple one.

Aiseyman!! got to tag 3 person la. Letme see who ar..!! Got it! Let me introduce you to:-

1) Rabbit - I called her Lehbit wan. I know she very creative geh. Do drop by to her blog. She veli cute wan leh and leng lui somemore. Muka merah merah liddat! kekeke.

2) Tonixe- This leng chai like food alot wan. Willing to travel far far just for a bowl of assam laksa. Since he like food i pass this tag to him. Do visit his blog for all the nice food you'll find.

3)Conniexan - This is another leng lui muka macam Chermaine Sheh wan. Her blog macam macam ada wan. Want to see Journey to the West anot? No? Malaysian version one wor? Do visit her blog also la!!


Instructions:
First u goan get some mandarin orange mia skin/peels then u make funny funny object any object oso can wan. (preferably those object related to CNY one la!) with it and then u take piktures and u post the piktures in your blog then u tag anoder 3 more flers ok? Easy what!!!


Ok, Ahhuei..kao tim your tag! Sau Kung! I wan to go play mahjong ledi.!! 3 kakis mahjong anyone? kekeke

CHINESE NEW YEAR 2007

This coming week will be a hectic week attending 'sao kung' dinner. Invitations by my clients, relatives, friends, bloggers 'pang yao' and many more. They ask me go... Loh hai Sang.!!


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Aceone118 would like to wish all my friends and readers a very Happy Chinese New Year 2007. It is the year of the boar (pig). Lunar New Year or the Spring is one of the traditional Chinese holidays. It is celebrated on the first day of the month of the Chinese calender. For those who are still blur blur when is CNY .... Chinese New Year falls on February 18, 2007. Kakakaka!!!!


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A reunion dinner is held on Chinese New Year's Eve where members of the family, near and far get together for celebrations. Traditionally, red packets are passed out during the Chinese New Year's celebration from married couples to unmarried people like me. (Hehehe..so you know what to do leh).


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Chinese New Year is celebrated with firecrackers (which is ban in Malaysia by the goverment now.), dragon dances and lion dances. Typically the game of mahjong is also played besides the Black Jack and 3 cards (Sam Cheong). Who want to play mahjong? Come..come..!!! My blader Wingz and Lin Peh always play 3 kakis mahjong with me. Both of them always lost to me wan. Wingz trade mark is overturn the mahjong table!!!! kakaka


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Most of all,Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Aceone118 wishing you all 'Kung Hei Fatt Choy' (Prosperity). Every day also yat yat fatt!! , 'San Tai Kin Hong' (Good Health) you need to be in good health i tell you.! Businessman or businesswoman I wish you 'Sang Yee Hing Loong Man Si Yue Yi' (Smooth Sailing) in whatever you do. ' Sam Siong Si Sing' (Whatever you want will come through) and for those who are working I wish you 'Po Po Ko Sing' (Climb higher with every step in your promotion. Those who are still studying I wish you 'Yau kei Yik Yau Ling Kam' (Good memory and wisdom) in your exams. Enjoy your holidays. Ending here with a video of lion dance (dung cheng..dung cheng) for this CNY.





A TAG FROM WENN

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I was tagged by Wenn to do this so called 'The Great Desktop Challenge'. The other time she had tag me the damn 9 chiong hei 70 questions tag i make dunno never do and she 'tulan' already. She die die also want to tag me again to do another tag so this time must give face la if not no friend me how?

Why she want to see my desktop leh? I change my desktop every now and then so there is no permanent one. My current desktop now is this. Wenn..come come help me put up the 'tanglung' for CNY. kekeke


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If I strike lottery ledi then I will buy my dream car. This marsili chun anot?



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My next desktop which I want to show you is my 'sexy'. I have put her up in my blog before but there is no takers. Every time I scold her for bitting my shoes she will show you her guilty face. 'Sei mou'!!



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My next desktop I want to show you is her la. Her name is Sandra Dee. She lafu me kao kao wan. What to do got so many piao mei, ang moh piao mei etc. Aisey..today Valentine dunno want to go out with who tim!! Muahahahaha...



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Image Hosted by ImageShack.usLastly, since Wenn tag me I might as well dedicate one desktop screen for her la, leng mou? Now that I have done your tag you dowan 'tulan' me ledi ar, Wokeh? Scroll down la to get your new desktop screen. If you submit this desktop screen for sure you will win the Great Desktop Challenge wan. kekekeke



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Ok, 'kau tim' your tag, SAU KUNG!!!!Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

DON'T PLAY- PLAY WITH GRANDMA

This "Chick" not only can cook but can tok and write also. She considered already married liao to her boyfriend in Lundun, Yingland. Holidays or no holidays she sure cook wan. When ever she cook, she sure cook extra wan so that she can call all her neighbours over for makan. One fine Sunday, she called up her mather and father in law inviting them over to her house for lunch. Of course, the old couples are very happy lar and they started their journey early to their destination.

Grandpa was driving the old antic car along the country side enjoying the views. During the journey, grandma veli boring ledi moved here kenot moved there kenot then suddenly she found an extra steering wheel. After 'look see look see', grandma oso wan to drive the car edi. Grandpa and grandma started to race. They accelerated the pedal wanted to overtake a car in front of them and the other driver of the car looked at the old couple.

Grandma damn tulan ledi ...'apa tengok'? Overtake you kenot ar? she said. I'm going to my dother in law house for lunch. Get off my way!!!!!!! So grandma suddenly tot of an idea to stop the other car. What do you think grandma will do??? kekekeke!!!!!!!! Grandma laughed all the way for lunch!!!





SHE IS SEXY...ANY TAKERS?

She is very sexy. Would you like to take her ? I can guarantee you that she will be very good to you once you have spend more time on her. She will be happy waiting for you at your doorstep from work giving you that extra smiling face which you can't resist. She will do everything you say although she is a little shy. If you are sad and down, she is more than willing to walk with you at the park. You can have candle light dinner with her because she is so romantic. Of course you must put on the romantic song la!!

Oh by the way...she licks well too and she like to do it in the dark. If you find that she doesn't lick serve you well, you can scold her and she won't scold you back... she only give you one innocent look, thats all. Most of all, she like to take bath with you. You scratch her back and she scratch your back. (wuah...how nice!!!!)

Why no picture of her for you to preview? Got la...scroll down now. Guarantee sextifaction wan. Interested??
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Hi-hi!!! Nice to meet you. My name is sexy. First time taking photo and
first time on net also. I abit shy shy leh!!! So you wan to take me anot??

AHPEK AT PORT DICKSON BEACH

It was a beautiful day. AhPek got nothing to do & nothing to blog also so he went to the kitchen calling out his wife to see what is she doing. Sounded lidis,' halo fatso what are you doing back here? and AhPek Soh replied I'm making 'kuih kapit' for Chinese new year la, watup dear? AhPek sighted...i'm so blady sien why not we go to the beach to look see look see? AhPek Soh replied: sound good my dear... anyway i'm finishing oledi you go and pack all the neccessary things and dun forget my body lotion because i wan you to give me a good massage.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

AhPek set up 2 reclining chairs and they're having a good time at the beach. While he was reading the newpapers, from far came a pretty chick. She got "por" and got "lor" also la. kekeke... She came next to AhPek and set up her towel on the beach. At first, AhPek make dunno as though nothing is happening. Then...when she opened up her other towel around her waist, AhPek heart beat faster ledi. AhPek saw red kaler sexy 3 piece suit which he never see for many years edi somemore her boobs and bum so sexy wan. AhPek started to sweat ledi.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

In the mean time, AhPek Soh suspected something is wrong because AhPek is moving his body here and there. When she turned around she saw AhPek's eyes aiming at that "chun chick's bum" . Of course AhPek Soh kenot tahan la...niasing...she said,'I oso got 'por por and lor lor' wat!!!! Out of a sudden Ahpek Soh go and pinched that chick bekside and you know what happen next?? kekeke.. see cartoon la...Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting








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