BAD ROAD

Our Malaysian highway/freeway is considered one of the best in the world. We spent millions of dollars building these roads. I said "we" is because it is our tax payers money. If not you are still using the old truck road to 'balik' kampong which will take you about 11 hours to reach Penang from Kuala Lumpur. In urban areas some roads are not properly maintained and there are a lot lorries using it. With the north-south highway, we can reach our destination in about 4-5 hours.

In some other countries, many of the highway is not up to standard. Watch this short video. Imagine you are in the car and you suddenly vanish in it!! LOL









-
-
-
-
-
Errr...someone wants to add in a message!

-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-


See! I told you I'm doing my job jolly good. Not like other countries!!! Wakakaka!!!!!!

MINT CREDIT CARDS

Do you want to apply for a credit card? At the moment, Mint credit card has an offer of three 0%. Yes! I’m not joking! They are having three 0% benefits which you can’t refuse. Check this out:-

a) 0% on purchases until 1st of January 2008.

b) 0% on balance transfer until 1st August 2008 (2.5% fee)

c) 0% bonus offer until 1st of April 2009 on balance transferred during October 2008 (2.5% fee)

Where else can you find this type of deal? Moreover, they have just lowered their typical APR to 14.9%. When you apply for a credit card and got approve, the credit limit is up to pound sterling 7,500. Other features which includes online fraud protection, chip and pin security, zero annual fee among others.

You got nothing to loose, APPLY NOW!

HELLO STIM-MEX BUCK UP!!

I am very stressful lately. Nope it is not due to my work nor not having any piao mei to entertain me. I am actually having problem with my Streamyx stim-mex lines. The loading is damn 9 slow can die. Check-check...my bills all nicely paid up to date. Checked the connections, seems to be okay. Scanned my PC for any virus, trojan horse, it shows NO virus detected.



I wonder what the fark is wrong. Can anyone enlighthen me? When I wanna load a page from my bookmark, it show this!




Server not found...please try again! Nabeh, I have been trying for 10 times and above until I gave up! Sometime they play 9 my bekside and show me a blank page! You say vomit blood anot? Then I checked my connection lines from my ISP, it is showing "connected" and the speed is "100 mbps" yet the loading is like fark!. Even an old lady ah porpor walk faster la.




Nih..nih.. you see la. Nabeh...the speed is 100 mbps and yet loading so slow wan. Last 2 days can't even visit some blog tim! Dunno weather my "fansee" will tarok me kao kao anot leh. Streamyx Stim-mex!!!! Nabeh...you better buck up or else.... hehehe!!!! Sorry ya.. if I have not been visiting you lately. Dun marah me, wokeh? I'm trying my Best! I lafu you deep-deep!!

ORCHID RECOVERY CENTER FOR WOMEN

Mary is a drug addict for about six months now. She was a happy girl before she took drugs. It is all because she had joined the bad company. Whenever I see her take drugs, it saddened me always. I told her that I have found a right place for her to kick this habit. This drug rehab center is specially designed just for women.

At this drug rehab center, the treatment programs are design by Dr Karen Dodge and the success rate are proven to be extremely high for women of all ages. Why? Because at Orchid, there are up to 36 hours of therapy a week and plenty of certified therapists on staff, Orchid offers each woman an unusual combination of communal strength and individual care. They usually begin the day with yoga, then move on to trauma group and relapse prevention before ending with seaside treatment and individual counseling.

If you have a friend or know someone who is a drug addict, please don't be hesitate to recommend this place or contact the experts at Orchid by calling toll free at 1-888-672-4435. Everyone deserves a second chance.

HAPPY DAY TO ALL OF YOU




AceOne118.... there is no special day today and I have no particular reason for writing to you. I have no news to tell you....nor I have any problems to discuss with you. I have no gossip to tell you. It is only one of those happy moments when I though of YOU!! and I would like to share these thought with you.

Many SMILES begin BECAUSE OF another SMILE!!




Begins with a lazy day! sigh!!


Acting like a bunny! *woof-woof*


Some sun flower! wakakaka


*Grrrr..help me please..


*woof-woof* - flying high...


Fluffy has a new image! He said!

AAPKA VIDEO-BOLLYWOOD VIDEOS

I have great news for my Indian readers. Now you can view your favorite Bollywood stars on video for free! On these standard sharing features, you not only can watch it online for free, you can also download it in your hard disk. Start browsing through some new videos now or you may search for your favorite video in the video search bar. I’m sure you will have quite a lot collection of your males and females movie star at the end of the day.

At Aapka video, they have the largest collection of Bollywood videos. Through out the entire day, there are also new videos added by the Aapka’s members. Sign up now for a new account absolutely free, all you need is your username, password and an email address. Furthermore, there is a contest going on now in Aapka. There will be a free brand new Apple Ipod up for grabs for those who upload their original video .If your video got the highest number most views and the greatest number of hits; you stand a chance to win it.

EUROPE MALI PUNYA

As you all know this year is visit Malaysia year 2007. Many foreigners has landed in our country to enjoy the lovely sun. Cheranting, Pulau Tioman, Pulau Perhentian, just to name a few. Today mia stori is about ahlian and one Mat salleh (let me name him as Long John) . It is liddis wan.


One day hor this Long John from europe arrived in one of the island. After a long journey from Kuala Lumpur, this first thing he wanted to do is to ease himself. He was looking for the toilet la.

When he found the toilet, he saw ahlian was sitting in front of the toilet. He was about to enter the toilet then ahlian stopped him and said forty cents in Cantonese (Sei Kok), Long John scratch his head and just wonder why in Malaysia, they have to "see cock" before entering the toilet.

Long John said "No", but ahlian insisted that he pay up before entering the toilet. Since he got no choice, Long John took out his cock and showed it to her. Ahlian said, NO..NO..saya mau Duit-duit!!! but Long John misunderstood her because he thought ahlian asking for..Do it- do it!!


So, he asked ahlian, "NOW, HERE?"

Ahlian abit angry ledi...just reply "YES, YES" because she does not understand English.She know yes and no oni. kakaka

Long John thought she agreed to have sex with him, so he strip up ahlian and make love to her and ahlian was screaming and said "SAKIT, SAKIT" !!Again long john thought she asked him to "suck it, suck it" pulak so he said "OK, I will suck it for you" and take the breast and sucked!!!!

Of course ahlian screamed lagi la "Oh, TUHAN!"

Long John misunderstood again. "Too HARD?? OK sweet heart, I will be gentle a bit, OK?"

Suddenly the coast guard security walked by and heard ahlian screaming asking for help, "TOLONG, TOLONG, ENCIK."

But on the other hand, Long John again misunderstood her meaning again and said ,'NOT TOO LONG , just about 6 inches only!!!!


Wakakakaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nation Finance

Last week Steven had a car accident. He contacted his car insurance broker wanting to make a claim on the damaged car. That broker is not answering his calls and running away from him. It gave him a bad impression what kind of services he is giving him. I told Steven to consider changing to another better car motor insurance and I recommended him at Nation Finance.

This is the best place to get car insurance. There are several car insurance providers for him to choose from in nation finance and he will get 10 to 15 percent discount when applying online. The level of services rendered at nation finance is excellent when making a claim. When it comes to renewal time their brokers will be able to give him advices on the best deal available.

I even recommended Steven to take up their credit card services at Nation finance. There are so many credit card providers for him to choose from too. Choosing a credit card is vitally important because different banks charge different annual fees. However, most of the banks offer zero percent balance transfer. In their bid to retain customers, many credit card companies have their own marketing plan or incentives. There are cash back or rewards schemes to choose from. Reward schemes usually offer points that can be redeemed against goods from selected outlets. So Steven, Choose wisely!!

NEW SEAT BELT APPLIES

Jabatan Pengankutan Jalan (JPJ) recently has done extensive testing on newly designed seat belt on brand new and old cars. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. The correct installation is as below...kekeke





Errrr...this only applies when someone " poot peh" /talking non stop beside you!! wakaka.

Other stori here.

MOTIVATIONAL SOFTWARE

Do you want to achieve your goals? Lately there is a powerful tool on the Internet called Motivator. This motivation software can help you achieve that goal. It can be anything what you like to achieve. For instant you want to be healthy, save more money, stop smoking, loose weight, getting more A's in your exams etc.

Visit this site and download this motivation software now to achieve that desire results you wanted! Moreover it is 100% free of charge, no string attached, no credit card needed. All you have to do is to program your own message in it and it will remind you exactly what you are striving to achieve.
I have been using this free software for a week now and I found out that it is a great product. I am certainly going to achieve that goal in quitting smoking!

SPERM COUNT

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket



Sperm count is a measure of fertility in a man. Having a man's sperm count measured is a common method for diagnosing problems in couples experiencing fertility problems. Today's mia story is about Ahbeng. He has this problem-Low sperm count. He tried to make babies with Ahlian for so many years liao still tarak - egg also didn't come out one bijik! So Ahbeng went to see loctor Pek la as part of his physical examination:-Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


Ahbeng: Loctor-loctor...I've been trying for so many years liao still tarak la, can help me anot?

Loctor Pek: No worries geh...everything I can kau-tim for you wan.

Ahbeng: Sure anot? You dun bruff me wor!

Loctor Pek: Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow, I need it for testing.

Ahbeng: wokeh set!



The next day Ahbeng reappeared at the loctor opis and gave him the jar, which was clean and empty.Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Loctor Pek: what happened? Why you bring back empty jar for me? I need your semen!!

Ahbeng: long stori la loctor!!

Loctor Pek: tell me about it, I'm listening!

Ahbeng: loctor, it liddis wan... first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then hor of course I asked my lovely wife ahlian for help la. She oso tried with her right hand, then with her left hand...still tarak!! She even tried using her mouth leh...still kenot wor!!!

Loctor Pek: so at last how?


Ahbeng: we even called up Ah huei, the leng lui next door for help!! She tried too. First she use with both her hands, then her armpit....still nothing. Last resort ahhuei oso used her final tactic squeezing it between her legs, but still nothing leh!!


Loctor Pek: I'm shocked!! You asked your neighbor??


Ahbeng: Yalor!! Ahhuei veli helpful wan. My wife ahlian oso here ma! But none of us could get the jar open lah loctor!! That why it is empty lor!!!!Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


Loctor Pek:

Click here!

Credit Cards

I'm a person who does not like to carry a lot of cash in my wallet. I'm sure you are too.There is a substitute way of paying your goods and services by way of credit. Many of us use to carry more than one Credit Cards in our wallet. Normally, I will make full payment for all my purchases. Let us not forget that when you sign on credit, more sure you pay up in full when the statement come. If not interest will be charged on the outstanding amount thus the longer you delay your payment the higher interest you have to pay.

Make it a point that credit card companies are getting tougher with applicant because many have defaulted their payments. Remember to pay your credit card or else the bailiffs have the excuse to break into your home and seize your belongings!! I'm sure you don't want that, right?

As the same time, credit card also extremely useful when in need of urgent cash. At the same time, we can accumulate rewards points for exchange for electrical items offered by the banks.

DOUBLE VISION

I'm seeing double vision lately. Do you have the same problem? These are good piece of art!



In this picture I saw a beautiful face and on the other hand I saw a tree & 3 birds!



A face and flowers & butterfly.



A face and 2 horses mountain at the back ground.



Naked girl or waterfall?



An old man face or a guy riding on a horse. Aiks! there is another guy sleeping on the ground.


Click here.


Technorati tag:

CIS MOTOR INSURANCE

Are you renewing your motor insurance? Get CIS motor insurance. It is cheapest in the market now. Why? Because they are offering 2 different types of discounts at the moment which is a No Claim Discount and an Introductory Discount to insurer. The higher claim free year you have behind you the better because the discount is up to 67%. Moreover the discount is up to 70% if you are 50 or over. Cool right? No worries if you have not earned any No Claim Discount yet because they still give you an introductory discount of 25%. Quick! Sign up online now and get 10 % discount.

How Big Is Your Ball?

The other day I 'yum char' with my friends and one of the chap suddenly post us a question. How big is your ball? WTF!! What kind of question is that? It kept me ponder for a while then he said lets refer to our position in the office. Let me use the 'sport' ball for easy illustrations.






The sport ball choice for the urban poor is Basketball.





The sport ball choice for maintenance employee is Bowling ball.






The sport ball choice for front line worker is American football.






The sport ball choice for Supervisor is Baseball.






The sport ball choice for Middle Management staffs is Tennis ball.


AND







The sport ball choice for Corporate Executives and Officers is Golf ball.



So now tell me which "ball" category are you in ?

-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
The amazing conclusion is :-










The Higher you climb in the coporate structure, the smaller your balls become! How true is that? and some fellar also catch no balls because they don't fall into any of that category.


Wakakaka!!! Blek!!

Watch Movies, Videos on iPod

I was looking for a good video converter online to convert my video into iPod and I got it in one search. With this PQDVD iPod video converter, I can convert my entire DVDs into iPod movies. That is not all, I can also convert Tivo, DivX, Xvid, MGEP, WMV, AVI, Real Media etc all in just a few mouse clicks.

This PQDVD iPod video converter is very user friendly and it is up to 4x faster than any other software. Moreover, the audio is in Dolby and DTS Surround. High quality video in H264 and MPEG-4 format.

This software offer free trials but I’m going to purchase it at $39.95 so that I can convert unlimited numbers of DVDs and Videos to enjoy it.

THE GREEN SNEAKERS

Ladies and Genitalments, while I was at Burke Street Mall, Melbourne that time, I diam diam took this picture lah. This lady had no fashion sense at all. Her sneakers GREEN kaler wan. Memang tarak taste wan. If you all look at her sneakers sure you will agreed with me wan. Hehehehe!! Kena scroll sikit oni lah!!! Hahahaha!!

-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-





Halo!! I told you to look at the Green Sneakers !!! You seem to be looking somewhere else!!!

Other story here.

Apa-lah lu! You so hamsap wan.

Pingo

Haven’t you heard about Pingo? Well, Pingo is the leading prepaid calling card provider that can saves you a lot on long distance calls. There are no hidden fees and no surprises attached. Sign up now and you will get $5.00 free calls and if you refer a friend to sign up, you will receive another $5.00 free calls. The more you refer the more money will be deposited into your account.

I used to call my girlfriend in China using my normal fixed line at home but not anymore. Now I can make a call to China without worrying about the rates. China calling card rates is only 7.3? When calling from Malaysia. Another great offer from Pingo is that you will get $25.00 Free Merchant Shopping Mall Certificate plus $5.00 in free international calls if you sign up for a minimum of $20.00. Check it out now. This telecom coupon code "giftcard1" offer expires on 1st August 2007. Furthermore there is another $10 on father’s day! Cool isn’t it? Quick, Sign up NOW!!!

HOW TO HYPNOTIZE A MAN

Nabeh! I found this website and got hypnotize by what i saw. Maciam got spring wan. Muahahaha!!!! left, right, up and down also can wan.!! You can click on the title or here lah.

Now I pening-pening lalat ledi!


Seduce A Celeb

I’m sure many of you guys know Mirelly Taylor. She appeared in movies like Kiss Me Again, Serving Sra, Las Vegas and Numb3rs. She is a hot and sexy celebrity I’m going to date. You don’t believe me? Check this out at Free videos at GoFish.com.

It is an online reality dating show for GoFish user. I’m certainly joining this site and submit in my video to get a date from her. The best thing is I can submit as many video as I like to increase my chances. Furthermore, this seduce a celeb show will be on for the next 14 weeks!!!


Here is one of the example of a video submitted by the contestant - Denton Rose. The higher number of votes will win a hot date with her.

As for the ladies, don't worry, I have Mr Andrew Firestone for you. He is a handsome guy, very well built and many ladies i'm sure drolling for him. He is also in the show. He had appeared in "The Bachelor" before.

So come on guys! Join and upload to submit your video now! You never know if you are selected. This is one of a life time chance to date a Hollywood celebrity. Good Luck to you!

Some Idiot is jealous !

I came back from work and found this in my mail box. It is a pin code from google adsense. My adsense is touching $100 bucks and about to withdraw my first adsense cheque. Mch! susah-susah collects this money for 1 year, suddently hilang ledi. Two weeks before this day, some farker got no work to do go and click 9 my ads 125 times until it got banned.








This blardy asshole really sit down and play with my ads. I dunno or perhaps employed some bangla to do the job!



Now this farker who clicks my adsense 125 times listen here! You go die lah. MCH!!
Die oso go die far far okay?




The email from google adsense said that there are invalids clicks in my account and it is disabled to protect the interest of Adwords advertisers. Then what about me? These 125 clicks are generated and sabotaged by this farkers. These clicks done are not due to my actions or negligence. I need plotection also-lah doodle google adsense! MCH!!!!!!!

PPP hooray!!! I kambing to grabs some opps ya!

Free Ecards & Printables @ American Greetings

Great news for all e-card users! At American Greetings, there is a 3 days free view promotion on all cards, printable greetings cards, downloadable craft projects, wallpapers and screensavers. Offer ends on May 17. Quickly grab this opportunity just to say hi to your parents, love one or a friend!

AmericanGreetings.com came up a new and improved navigating “Find it quick” function. User can easily choose what type of cards you like ranging from birthday, friendship, dating, thank you cards etc and to whom you want to send it to moreover you can choose what style you want. Cool right? Not getting enough, there are more on the site side bar.

For Cartoons cards lover, these cards can be obtained from “Characters You Love” and “Special Editions” categories. JOIN NOW and extend your previews for another 30 days FREE trial.

Grandma "Geng Ah"

Today mia stori is about Ahbean and Ah por por. Liddis wan the stori...AhBean is a young guy. He is veli well built muscular man and leng chai too. All the girls in town likes him wan. One day he found himself unemployed and he has to pay his bills, rent, food etc...




This is ahbean. Muscular anot jek?


In order for him to get some easy money, Ahbean put up a sign outside the door of his apartment. There below la weii!!!!..where you looking jek?










Not long after that hor.... ah por por kambing back from the market, walks pass his door. She stop and read the sign la. Ah Por por thought for a while and then she slowly walk back home. When reached home ledi, she straight walked into her room and she decides to break her piggy bank. She counted the money....woah!! ah por por happy like bird la!! With the money in her hand, she head for the young man mia apartment.





Ah por por knock-knock on the door...







Ahbean opens the door and ahpor por hands him the money. After counting the money, he tells her it is $100 dollars you have here.......you wanna do it it bed?




Cheng..cheng...cheng....!!!!!!!

-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-





Don't be naive young man! I wan to do it 4 times on the floor!!!! You can tahan anot jek?




Wakakakaka!!

This stori lagi syiok to read!



 
Designed byTechtrends |© 2007-2008 All rights reserved