Dating for seniors

Making new friends or finding a companionship at an old age is now made possible. There are thousands of seniors in the community looking for senior dating from all over the world in DatingforSenior.com. If you are still a senior singles, this is the site you should sign up to have fun, chat with new friends or share life experiences. You can also view other member’s profiles and photos. Oh yes, there are other features as well for you to explore. Who knows you and your partner got attracted to each other and a new love just begin. I’m sure you’ll find this website interesting and it really works!

Maths homework

Ahlian's son was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."

Ahlian heard what her son was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Dining Room Furniture

I am sure every household should have their own dining furniture in the house. If you intent to upgrade to beautify your dining room furniture, you should consider looking at furniturefromhome.com because in this site, they offer huge selection of in stock furniture, top quality and the lowest price compared to other furniture shops. The color and shape of the formal dining room furniture will be a perfect match to your home. I love to have the counter height table in my dining room. It looked so stylish. I love shopping with furniturefromhome.com.

What wordpress upgrade?

I have read many bloggers have updated their wordpress 2.3 version and they recommended to upgrade it. Me, being a useless barger I don't how to do it. I scare to touch the wordpress plugins worrying for the worst that my whole blog is gone if I accidentally enter the wrong button.

If I didn't upgrade it, what will happen? Will I miss a lots of other features from my present one? How to see what version I'm using now? Wakakaka!! Any sifu/gurus out there care to share some of your opinions?

In actual fact, I still prefer to use features from blogger.com, maybe I used to it already. I find it simple and easy to use. However I find that wordpress is more complicated especially the codes/html etc. kekeke

How to increase traffic to your blog

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Registering is very simple. After registering, all you have to do is to add the BlogRush widget in your blog and your post will be automatically promoted across the internet.

Ahbeng check in hotel

Ahbeng finally brought Ahlian for their honeymoon. They were heading north to Haadyai for a holiday. So...husband and wife are traveling by car from KL to Haadyai . After almost 4 hours on the road, Ahbeng felt tired to continue and they decided to stop over in Penang for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and booked a room for only for few sleep only and then get back on the road.

When Ahbeng check out four hours later, the reception clerk hands him a bill for $350!! Ahbeng "tulan" already and demanded to know why the charges is so damn high. He told the reception although it is a nice hotel, the room certainly are not worth $350 bucks for a few hours of sleep. The reception clerk told Ahbeng that $350 is the standard rate.... Ahbeng not accepting the the reasoning and insists on speaking to the Manager.

After a few minutes, the Manager appears, listens to the Ahbeng , and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for Ahbeng and Ahlian to use. Ahbeng's head comes out smoke already and complaint that they didn't use the facilities there.

Well, they are here, and you and your wife could have use the facilities provided....explain the Manager. He also goes on to explain that they could have taken in one of the "tiger show" for which the hotel is famous for. The best entertainers from Penang!

Ahbeng complaint again that they didn't go to any of those "tiger show" ....Well ..we have them all here and you and your wife could have see the show. No matter what facilities the Manager mentions, Ahbeng said they didn't use any of the facilities.

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually Ahbeng gives up and agrees to pay. Ahbeng then wrote a check and gave it to the Manager. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.....excuse me Sir... this check is only made out for $50 bucks! The charges for the hotel is $350.

That is correct, says Ahbeng and I have deducted you $300 for sleeping with my wife. But I didn't!!!!!!! exclaims the Manager. Ahbeng replies....well, that's too bad ....She was here and you could have!


Manager:
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Photo on Canvas

Have you heard of Canvas on Demand? This site offers great services in reproduce digital photos and scanned photos into canvas. The print out are much clearer than the original print. They can also colorize your old black and white photos into colored canvas. It is an ideal anniversary gifts for your family if you choose put photo on canvas. Now all your vacation photos, wedding photos, babies’ photos or anniversary pictures can be canvas so that all in the family can enjoy it. Surprise them with these special features offered by Canvas on Demand.

Pulse oximeter

Checking and monitoring your oxygen level in your blood is important. Ultranebs came out with unique entry-level fingertip pulse oximeter for you to keep track of oxygen/pulse rate in your body. This gadget is very easy to use and is FDA approved. It is recommended for people with asthmatics, emphysema, active athletics and many others. Login and get it online. You can get it cheap because they are having special summer sale now.

Ahbeng's opening ceremony

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Ahbeng and Ahlian got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Ahbeng's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Ahbeng's little brother (Ahhuat) gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Ahbeng and Ahlian are up yet.


Mom: "No". Ahhuat ask her mum...Do you know what I am thinking?

Mom: I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school......Ahhuat comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Ahbeng and Ahlian up yet?

Mom: "No." Ahhuat says, Do you know what I'm thinking?

Mom: Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.
After school, Ahhuat comes home and asks again, Are Ahbeng and Ahlian up yet?

Mom: "No." Ahhuat say again...Do you know what I'm thinking? Mom finally say...Ok , ahhuat, tell me what are you thinking and it better be a good one!!

Ahhuat: It liddis wan...last night Ahbeng came to my room want to borrow for some Vaseline and I think I wrongly gave him my airplane glue.!!!! It was dark that time.

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LAUGH
Wakakaka

Also check out Yinsi.

Don't lie- tell tell truth!

Ahlian is having a bad day at the tables in Genting Casino. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck I have today! What in the world should I do now?

A guy next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, I don't know... Why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!

Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

He asks, "What happened? Is she all right? The guy asked the croupier.

The croupier wiping his sweat and replies, "I don't know, buddy.... She put all her money NO: 29. When 36 came up she fainted!"



LAUGH


Wakakakaka

Sofa sets from furniture from home

We bought an apartment in Port Dickson and it is facing the seaside. It has a very beautiful view when comes sunset. We bought our home furniture online and put much attention to is the sofa set we got recently. When we first login in to FurnitureFromHome, my wife and I are undecided to get the sleeper sofa set or the leather sofa set because all the sofas set are so beautiful.

After much thought, we finally settled for the leather sofas set because it is easy to polish and clean it when need to. Check it out and get a set for your new home as well. We are glad to have found this website.

Pokeing !!

Wakakaka! today Ahbeng getting horny already like Horny Ang Moh used to do pokeing with his girlfriend every alternate night. So the story start like this....

Ahbeng and Ahlian were in thier bed ready to make love, then suddenly their four year old boy walked in the room and asked daddy if he can ride on his back, Ahbeng of course say a big "NO", (potong stim saja) when ahlian told her husband it's OK honey our boi boy doesn't know what's going on, so ahbeng reluctantly agreed. As they got in to the throws of passion and ahlian started moaning and breathing heavy then the little boy said, Daddy you better hold on.... yesterday when mommy did that and the Milkman can't stand it and almost hit the floor.

Ahlian:
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Unwanted visitor pay visit to AhBeng

When you wanna rush out for work early in the morning and your car cannot starts or get it get too heavy too move. What would you do? Many of us I'm sure will open up the front car bonnet to check what the hell is going on, right? What would you do if you find this inside your cold engine? Hahaha...check it out! AhBeng has this problem to solve!





AhBeng mia car.







His long lost friend come to pay him a visit last nite, but the door is locked.



So his friend spent the night in his car.




Ahbeng called for help! His friend got stucked into the engine.





At last Ahbeng's mia friend got rescue and taken to a safe place for treatment. Ahbeng finally can go to work liao. Ahbeng happy...his friend also happy!!

Closet Cabinet

Each time when I came back from work and entered to my garage there is no suitable place to put helmet and hang my jacket. I need to get a closet cabinet from carguygarage.com because there are so many choices for me to select which is suitable for me. When I was glancing through the website, the cabinet (picture below) caught my eyes. It is a perfect addition to my garage and it is space saving. White color and comes with shelf will be a suitable choice. With this closet cabinet in place, I can now put all my stuffs in and will not look messy in my garage.

Classes for Ahbeng

Lately, Ah Beng saw his wife ahlian everiday oso go for classes. Being a suspicious fellar, he asked his wife what classes she is attending. AhLian oso dowan to tell him lar...then ahbeng tulan ledi!!


Ahbeng: Lou por...why you dowan tell me what class you are attending jek?

Ahlian: Ahem! *Drool eyes* Go play far far!

Ahbeng: Tell me lar...i wan to join also wor! lou por ..can anot?

Ahlian: My dear...this class is only for ladies lar...you kenot join wan! Go watch football!!

Ahbeng: I dun care! I mati mati oso wan to join this class!

Ahlian: Nabeh! you dun regret it ahhh lou kung!

Ahbeng: me no regrets wan lou por.... hehehe.

Ahlian: Tomolo you come with me lar go class together-gether.

Ahbeng: wokeh set!


The next evening Ahbeng early-early sampai at the place ledi with ahlian. Ahlian ask ahbeng to put on his attire in order to enter the class.

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Ahbeng says...liddis can anot?
Hahahaha

Dell Notebooks

Being a salesman, I'm always travel outstation and on the move. Having a notebook computer is always convenient to me. I will not miss out checking my emails and my orders from my clients. I understand that Notebooks computer are easily available nowadays and are going very cheap. If you are a student and furthering your studies overseas, having a notebook computer will be useful and help you in your assignments. The Dell notebooks are of high quality and one of the trusted brands in the market. They are most reliable type of note notebook I have came across. Visit them today and get one yourself today.

Creative Mooncakes

The mid autumn festival is just around the corner. I'm sure your kids are all already started lighting up their creative "tanglung" (Lantern) by now. When I was small, I remembered I used to make my own lantern using empty "milo tin" and empty condensed milk tin. This way my creative lantern will not get burnt like what other kids lantern which make of colored papers. Those are the good old days I remembered.

Nowadays, people are very creative in making mooncake. They come in many types of shape, pictures and many more. The latest I came to know is the Nokia handphone mookcake from starbuck kopi coffee. Which model do you like? If you don't own these phone, you can eat them!! wakakaka. I hope you and your family will have a enjoyable mid autumn festival.




















Dell Computers

If you’re thinking of getting a desktop computer or a laptop computer for home or business use, you should get it from the experts. Dell Computers has been a trusted brand in this business for many years and are one of the pioneers in this field. Whether you’re getting a personal computer or looking for internet needs, Dell will provide you with all the answers and solutions you need. Not only that, they’ll also provides expert technical support, warranty information and best technology solutions specifically for your business needs.

Dell Computers offers wide variety of different models for you to choose from and they are built for performance and reliability. Use it with confident!

Listen Carefully

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One day, Ahbeng had a very serious illness and landed in the hospital. He was laying in the bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. Then evening came a pretty young nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath

Ahbeng: mumble from behind the mask and ask the nurse.... "Are my testicles black?"

Nurse: I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet. (Face flushed ledi)

Ahbeng: Struggles to ask again, Nurse, please tell me... are my testicles black?

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, the nurse overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds Ahbeng's penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then...she takes a closer look and says...Ahbeng ar! there is nothing wrong with them wor...color brownish liddat not black wor!!

Ahbeng pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at the nurse and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very cafefully here....I'm asking .....

ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK? Dun you get it?? Wakakakakaka!!!

LAUGH

New ATM machine

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Ahbeng was in need of cash to buy some groceries from the local store. So he went to the bank to withdraw his money. When he reaches the bank, he was surprised to see the auto teller machine (ATM) is so high up at the wall. He was talking to himself why they install the ATM so high! How to make withdrawals like that. Then Ahbeng went over to talk to the officer in charge and ask him what's going on...how to withdraw money when they installed the ATM machine so high up.

The bank officer then told Ahbeng that they purposely put it so high up wan because they are afraid of the flood which damaged several of their ATM machines in recent months. Next time if you want to make any withdrawals, please bring along your ladder!! Wakakaka!!!! Really, I no bluff you one. Introducing to you the "Boleh Bank"





Bedroom Furniture

It is time that I change my bedroom furniture for another new set. The old one has been 2 years already and starting to fade out. My sister recommended me to get it from furniturefromhome.com because they have the finest collections of quality bedroom furniture.

The queen Bedslooks smashing and I have made up my mind to get one of those in the showroom. The 4 post girls teen set catches my eyes when I first login to this website. This bed set is really beautiful. I might as well also change the kid bedroom furniture as well. My daughter will be delighted to see this when she comes back from her grandma home. If you intend to change your child bedroom furniture, do consider bedroom furniture from this cool website.

Spurs Manager in Hot Soup

Tottenham Hotspur team manager Martin Jol is in hot soup again getting all the heat from the fans and from his top management. Last Saturday, another home 3-1 defeat to north London side Arsenal has left the top management wondering if they really should have sack Martin Jol. Enough is enough! according to my source in London that the Spurs Manager will be given another six games to prove himself to turn things around in the league and progress them in the Carling Cup and UEFA Cup or else he will face the music.





Currently, lying in fourth (from the bottom) with only 4 points in 6 games, I don't think Spurs can make any significant progress in the coming weeks. Perhaps, they can battle it out in their next game at the bottom half next week with Bolton Wonderer. Good luck to you Martin Jol!

Clothing4all.com

I like to do my shopping online for products mainly because of its speed and ease of use. For instance, if I want to buy clothing apparel, I can see all the product categories all in one page and most of the time I’ll get cash discounts or at wholesale prices. I wouldn’t need to worry about shipping and packaging because most of the time I’ll receive my products from clothing4all.com. They are the most reliable online store I have come to know. Check out their online clothing store and start loading some garment apparel into your shopping cart today or call customer service at 951-276-4964. Their friendly sales representative will be glad to assist you.

High Quality Car Spoilers

Spoilers can improve the looks of your cars. Get it and give your vehicles a sportier and stylish look it deserves. Check out these car spoilers from Wood Dash Experts, Inc. They have spoilers for almost every car model you can find on the road. You can view the cars categories on the left side of the website. By customizing your car, it will definitely improve the control of the vehicle on high speed. Having car spoiler installed will surely has it advantages.

Wood Dash Experts, Inc offers a variety of high quality style spoilers, custom spoilers, lip spoilers, rear deck spoilers and many different colors to choose from. Call 1-800-505-DASH (3274) or login to the website today.

Adopt a dog !!





Last week when the local authority ie... Majlis Perbandaran Selayang organized a stray dog hunting competition and giving out RM15,000 grand prize money for the top catcher. There goes another of my tax payer money!!! As a responsible citizen and also animal lover, I have completed my mission and rescued many of the dogs captured!! Many of the dogs are happy now. They thank me by licking my screen here!

I find this contest is totally animal cruelty! I protest!!!! At first, I thought China is the culprit in animal abused of dogs and cats. (Other animal cruelty you can see it in my other blog). Now it is done is Malaysia. Now I got a problem, anyone want to adopt dogs?

















Caution! Slippery when wet

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This sign below (not the above) is simply the best I have came acrossed. I'm sure when you are at your office, you got see the sign saying " Caution! Slippery when wet" when there are cleaners mopping or cleaning the washroom. So, it will leave you no choice but to go to another floor to do your "business". As often, you will be very careful with wet floor so that you will no fall of and embarrassed yourself.

BUT, You will simply love this sign "Caution! Slippery when wet" because you will surely love to slip on this surface. Fall also never mind so that you would like to slip and have a closer inspection!! So guys! closer inspection needed here. Any volunteer? Wakakaka!!!


Cheaperthanhotels.com.au

I am feeling all stressed out and really need a relaxing vacation. I need to take a break from work so badly. As always, Australia is my best destination and it is a nice place to visit. There are plenty place of interest and great sights to explore such as Metung, Buchan Caves, Paynesville, Lake Entrance among others. Also not forgetting there are ample water based and fresh local seafood to eat. Metung is a small and quite village with only approximately 500 populations. This will be a good place for me to relax and recharge. I’ll like to visit the Blue mountain national park while in Sydney and Brisbane ranges national park. Oh boy! I like nature so much.



Having the correct information is crucial in making a good choice in selecting my accommodation. I need to plan for a place to stay and Cheaperthanhotels.com.au can give me the best available information about Hotels in Melbourne, Hotels in Sydney and the best available Hotels in Brisbane. It is a perfect accommodation I can get online because they offered the lowest rates and pay on arrival. Furthermore, I can choose how many star hotel I want to stay in according to my budget. I can’t believe it they are offering as low as AUD40 for a 2 Stars accommodation and up to 5 Stars accommodation at only AUD139 in Sydney.


I can also look into finding a cheap motel to save money or a serviced apartment to make my stay as pleasurable as possible. I also need to check out their last minutes deal to see what they had to offer. I would like to know what the free extras they are offering are! If you are planning to go for a vacation, do consider accommodation from Cheaperthanhotels.com.

Make Money

Do you want to make some pocket money? Are you active in the stock market? If you are, hop over to my brader's blog. His blog name is lok chat opps..it should be Look Chart! He said that "To make Money You Must Look Chart" This blog comes with real time Bursa Malaysia stock prices, indices, composits index etc. Sometimes, he will also give you tips on when to enter and make your run in the stock market by looking at the "Look Chart"....I have made so money already from tips given by him!!! So, remember !! next time if you want to make money, you must lok chat "Look Chart"!! Those charts are real. I no bluff you one!!


Boyles Distinctive Furniture

Established since 1949, Boyles Distinctive Furniture is one of the pioneers in this furniture industry. This website offers quality home furnishings which you can’t resist and you can get the whole range of furniture’s in just one store namely bedroom furniture, dining room furniture, living room furniture and other premier brand name furniture manufacturers.

You can decorate your home with peace of mind with furniture from Boyles. All the furniture on display is from the highest quality and the price are at discounted price. Visit their discount furniture stores today or call 1-828-326-1039 for further details.

Ang Moh's son

If you want your child to be successful you got to start them from young. You got to train them, teach them and guide them how to do it so that they'll learn to pick-up the skills you thought them. By the time they are are old enough to know they have picked up this special skills from you do you think they will come back and thank you some day?

This "ang moh" papa surely one hell of a good dad! Liddat, Ahbeng's son also "kalah" lah. LOL




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Dad! I prefer Malboro!



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Mum, I'll have my milk later. There are better one here!

Wing Chairs

This wing chair is difficult to find in any furniture shop. I wanted to recommend to all my readers to get it here. There are so many wing chairs for you to choose from. You can relax and lay on this recliner wing back chair after a hard day at work. This rich dark brown color wing back chair is very comfortable when lay on. Certainly it will add a charismatic touch to every home.

What unique about all the chairs are that it look very much antiqued and the polished nail heads give a classic accent. When you order from furniturefromhome.com everything is taken care of including 1 year warranty on upholstery, stitching, frame & mechanisms. The color of the wing chair leather is awesome. I would say it is a highly crafted piece of work and if you unsure what gift to give to your friend, this recliner wing chair will be an ideal gift.

TV and Handphone!

This is good…...but true. How many of you really encountered this type of situation before? I was chatting with a friend last nite and he post me this. I'm glad you are settling well in Singapore. Long time no see my friend. I didn't know you do read my pages here. Rupanya, you are my silent reader all this while. hehehe

He said:

Wife is like a TV. Girlfriend is like handphone.
At home watch TV. Go out bring h/p.
No money sell TV. Got money change h/p.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with h/p.
TV free for life but....h/p,

if you don't pay, "Nombor yang anda dail tiada dalam perkhidmatan" ....!

Furniturefromhome.com

I’m a regular online buyer in the internet. I ‘m interested in purchasing the storage bed and platform bed from furniturefromhome.com. Their unique design and color just caught my eyes. The old bed in my guest room is about time to change it already. It was more than 10 years. My wife suggested that we buy the queen platform bed because she said that it will be more comfortable for our quests. In the mean time I also ordered the leather dining chairs for my home. I’m glad I found this website.

Lineup please!

The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed his suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward and say, "Give me all your money...and I need some change in quarters, nickels and dimes." The first four did it right. However, when it was the last man's turn to recite, he broke the case by blurting out, "That isn't what I said." Kakakaka!!!

Elderly proposal

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.

Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered. "Yes. Yes, I will."

The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say yes or did she say no?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. No even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained to her that he didnt remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say Yes or did you say No?"

He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, Yes, yes I will and I meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."

Good catch

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. He said liddat wan...

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart ass when he's drunk."
Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

Something just burst !!

I was surfing the internet and stumbled in this video. She does looked very beautiful, sexy, got beautiful body, smooth skins and her boobs are just awesome. How can any guy refused her advances when she came to seduce you. Hey, guys...next time please shave first if you wanna do it on her boobs! Wakakakaka!!!!!!





Use-lah BIC shaver which guarantee you a smoother shave! kakakaka

Top Class Furnitures

I have been helping my friend Mike shift house the last couple of days. Having got all the necessary lightings installed, next on our list is to get the best furniture and fitting for his house. Mike likes to shop online with furniturefromhome.com because of their innovative design and color matches his house. He got one set of leather dining chairs which fit perfectly in his dining hall.

He is also placed his orders for his Living Room Furniture and Bedroom Furniture. Every one in his family are so delighted with furniture’s because they all are of top class quality and looked so brilliant. The need for home office furniture is equally important to him because he is a freelance writer and need to have a comfortable desk to do his work. We strongly recommend furniture from furniturefromhome.com. Call them at 877.232.0783

Pickpockets Syndicate Still at Large

Lately, there is very well trained syndicate specializing in pickpockets. If you happens to be on the side walk and see 3 cute little fellars, surely you will stop by and say hello. From there on, the 3 cute little fellars will distract your attention and the "mummy" of these 3 cute little fellars will pick-pocket you from behind without you realizing it.

Please be caution that this syndicate will strike any time of the day. Their timing varies. It can be in the morning, afternoon or late evening. If you happens to see or hear this syndicate in your area, please alert the " correct " authority. Help keep our city clean of crime!! Yesterday, they nearly caught them doing it red handed but the culprits managed to escaped in the crowds. One good Samaritan managed to snap their photo and handed it to the authority. They are now 'WANTED' !! See below picture and please beware.

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Military Binoculars

Watching combat movies is one of my favorite choices if you ask me what kind of movies I like most. The reason being, I admired all those highly sophisticated weapons used by the US military. They’ve long range M16 rifles, Apache choppers, Fighter Jets and many types of military binoculars being used in the battle fields.

It is important to have various types of binoculars in the military because without them they are unable to view and locate where the enemies are. I’m amazed by the long range observation binoculars used by them, how they observe their enemies and planned their attacks. The night vision binoculars are not bad either. I’m looking forward for another good combat movie next week.

I've got my Nuffnang Ads Payment

I made a withdrawal in my nuffnang ads account sometime back in July 17. I was expecting the cheque to come in early August since they only made payment at the end of month. Wait for so long no smell of that cheque until I gave up sending ticket to them nuffnang.

Finally, the cheque arrived today. Phew!! Anyway, I must say thank you nuffnang for giving instruction to their banker to make payment. I have received it. If you notice that I have took down the ads already some 2 weeks ago. It is because I think that now nuffnang is paying very little for their ads compared to Advertlets ads. The period March- August, I got RM115-39. And also I notice that nuffnang ads had slow down the loading pages, at times I can only see blank nuffnang ads. So sorry mate!


Quality Bathroom Sinks

If the paint on your bathroom vanity is peeling, the countertop is stained, cracked or loose, it is about time to upgrade and improve your outdated bathroom facilities. We use the bathroom everyday and having a bad degraded bathroom is the last thing you ever wanted. Live up your bathroom today. A new contemporary bathroom sink will give your bathroom a subtle elegance and add color and light to your bathroom. Faucet Direct has a wide selection of latest design for your bath decor and all of their bathroom sinks are of highest quality. Let the expert show you how to transform your bathroom into a masterpiece. Visit their website or call tolls free 800-864-2555 for further details.

Top Quality Lightings from Quoizel

If you are shifting or renovating your house, don’t forget to get quoizel lighting. They do offer top quality indoor and outdoor lightings to suit your preference. I believe the lightings from quoizel will be a perfect match to your house interior design because they are one of the pioneers in this business. They cater more than 1,000 stylish designs of lighting and brand name for you to choose from. I would say they are one of the largest collections of lighting you can find in the internet. Decorate and beautify your house lightings today! They guarantee you low prices, same day shipping on most items, full warranties, great project discounts and many more goodies. Login to the website or call 800-334-2725. Their experience staffs will be glad to serve you.

The Extra Ordinary

Most animals like tigers, lions, elephants etc... they do have a tail at the back. But have you see before that a man have an extra dick tail at his back side? If you expect to get extra pleasure from this extra dick tail you'll be disappointed because it won't get an erection. This extra ordinary man from Japan have this special dick tail. Still don't believe me this man has a tail? Watch the video lah. Woah! if god make man have an extra "@#$%" at front and back, do you think the girls with will be delighted? Kekeke The lady in the video seem so "amazed" with his tail tim.




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See! I no bluff you wan!! If you have an extra dick tail, then show la!! Any one have longer than this 6 inches? I don't have hor!!! wakakakaka!!!

Co-Clean

Toxin is a poisonous substance produced by our living cells or organisms and it is capable of causing diseases in our human body. One of the examples is the anatomy of the digestive system. The colon is another name for our large intestine. One of the best treatment to this kind of disease is to detoxify the toxin in our body by way of colon cleanse.

Co-Clean is a well known brand in cleansing and detoxification supplement that cleanses our entire body of harmful toxin and wastes. You will feel like a new person full of alertness, energy, vitality, improved mood, concentration and memory. To strengthen your immune system and increase your metabolism, take Co-Clean!

Happy Independence Day

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Malaysian will celebrating the 50th Independence Day on the 31st of August 2007. I wish you and all my readers happy holidays and Happy Merdeka!! There will be fireworks at the Putrajaya later. So be there to watch it. hehehehe. Oops, one more thing,drive carefully and don't get drunk!! Faster sing your national anthem.

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On 31/8/1957, Our 1st Prime Minister Tunku Abdul Rahman declared Independence of Malaya from the British at the Merdeka Stadium.

 
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