Ahbeng Latt 9 Sai !!

Ahbeng works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife Ahlian thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Halo, Beng! How ya doin?" Ahlian is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. Of course Ahbeng denied lah. Oh no," says Beng. That doorman is Ichitaka. He's on my bowling team.

When Ahbeng and Ahlian are seated, a waitress asks Ahbeng if he'd like his usual and brings over a jug of Tiger beer. Ahlian is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and asked, "How did she know that you drink Tiger beer wan?" Oh! it is liddis wan. The girl is Ah huei. She is in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them wan.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Beng and starts to rub-rub her boobs all over Ahbeng and says,"Hi sweetie beng. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" This time Ahlian very the "tulan" ledi and furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Ahbeng quickly follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, ahbeng also jumps in beside her. Ahbeng desperately trying to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but Ahlian won't buy his stories.

Ahlian is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "kekekeke... Beng...., you picked up a real hot bitch this time hor. Do you want me to take you to the same hotel you used to stay?


4 Aces:

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

ah beng really woman legs lar....

and playing

bowling ball and basketball in
same time

ke ke ke ke ke ke ke

Huei said...


ahbeng hai lat lor!!!!!!!!!

Jason Leingod said...

wa, my name also in there? lucky only doorman, lol...

Yinsi Yat said...

[Pisang], you tell me which cat won't like fish ? wakakaka

[Huei], Its latt 9 sai lah!! wakaka

[Itchitaka], Next time you sure kena wan! kekeke

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