Sex in the dark

There was this couple (Ahbeng and Ahlian). They had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, Ahbeng always insisted on shutting off the lights. Ahlian felt that it was ridiculous and she figured she would break him of his habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she quickly turned on the lights.

Ahlian looked down and saw Ahbeng was holding a battery operated vibrator leisure devise. A soft wonderful and larger than the real one. She went completely mad. Ahlian screamed you impotent bastard. How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself, claimed Ahlian.

Ahbeng looks at her straight in the eyes and says calmly: Wokeh, I'll explain the toy and you explain the kids to me!

Ahlian:

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Ichitaka Leingod said...

lol, pecah rahsia...

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Fucktantic ans! Have a very nice day!

Huei said...

OMFG!!! WAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

damn good one!!!

u-jean said...

good one

Yinsi Yat said...

[Itchitaka], hahaha..can follow this tactic liao


[hornyangmoh], you too have a nice day.


[Huei], terrer ahbeng!


[U-jean], many thks!

 
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