The missing cock




Uncle Cocka has a number of hens and one rooster. One Saturday he goes into the coop to get some eggs and can't find the rooster. This bothers him because he knows that some people in the community engage in cock fighting and may have stolen his cock the cock. This makes Uncle Cocka very "tulan" (agitated) and he figures out that he can find the culprit at the church the next day.

Early-early on Sunday morning, he gets up in the pulpit and says, "All of you who have a cock, please stand up!"

ALL THE MEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.


No, no!" says Uncle Cocka, "I mean all of you who have seen a cock, please stand up."

ALL THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.

No, no!" says Uncle Cocka, "I mean, all of you who have seen a cock that doesn't belong to you, stand up."

HALF OF THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.


"No! You still don't understand. All of you who have seen my cock, please stand up."

ALL OF THE NUNS & HALF THE ALTAR BOYS STOOD UP


1 Aces:

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

then he say
"who eat my cock?"

A two ladies begger stand up....

LOLS

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