Ahbeng and his wife Ahlian have differences in opinion and were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their toddler Ahhuat posed a problem. So they fight it out in court!

Ahlian jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she is the one who had brought the Ahhuat into this world, she should retain custody of the child. Ahbeng also wanted custody of his child so the judge asked Ahbeng for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence and deep-deep thought, Ahbeng rose from his chair and replied:

Your honorable Judge, let me give you a simple example....when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi-Cola comes out, does the Pepsi-Cola belong to me or the machine?

Judge: Ahbeng! You may have the custody of Ahhuat. (Case close!) Wakakaka

My family and I had recently moved into our new home in Park City. I have asked my contractor to design a new room specially for watching home theater movies. All of us in the family are very please to have our own home theater. It was beautifully decorated with curtains, carpets, latest home theater lightings, wall art and signs. I’m glad every one of us chipped in to purchase our brand new Plasma TV, Speakers, DVD players. The only item left now is to get one of the latest popcorn machines. Having a nice cool beer and eating popcorn while watching my favorite home movies is simply awesome.

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I predicted that Novak Djokovic will win his 1st Grand Slam in the Australian Open 2008 the other day. I was looking forward to watch this match and indeed Novak Djokovic has won. It was an excited match to watch having Novak Djokovic dropped the first set at 4-6. Perhaps he was toying around with Tsonga in the 1st set! hahaha



In the second set, Novak Djokovic never looked back and won the 3 sets 6-4, 6-3, 7-6 in a row giving Tsonga no chance at all. The Serbian born third seed claimed his 1st Grand Slam title triumph in Melbourne with style. His family members, Dad, Mum and two others brothers are there to lend in moral support. The 20-year-old Djokovic had not lost a set in six matches including his stunning success against hat-trick chasing holder Roger Federer in the semifinals. This was his first in the finals. Well done Novak Djokovic.

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I woke up early today to catch the LIVE Australian Open final between Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic. These two young girls are battling it out at Melbourne Park for the first Grand Slam title of the year 2008. I still remembered I was at Melbourne Park some years back supporting Martina Hingis. Believe me the atmosphere watching it at the stadium is much more exciting.




It was indeed correct what I predicted in FLSam's blog yesterday that Maria Sharapova has the advantage of winning it this year. She has improved so much in all departments from her serve, composure and playing the ball at the side lines and went for the kill when have the chance. She beat Ana Ivanovic straight set 7-5, 6-3. It was her 3rd Grand Slam title. Well done!!



I was quite surprised Sharapova didn't drop a set in all seven matches at Melbourne Park, including wins over three of the top four ranked players, erasing 12 months worth of painful memories in the wake of her 6-1, 6-2 loss to Serena Williams last year final.



Tomorrow, is the men final and I predict Novak Djokovic to win against the Muhammad Ali look alike Jo-Wilfried Tsonga for the title. What say you?


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As usual every weekend I’m going to visit Jack at the nursing home. This time, I decided to bring along several boxes of adults wipes with me which I have bought online earlier. I like him to use these wipes rather than dry toilet paper alone. The advantages of using these wipes are mainly because of its hygienic, pre-moistened, free of chemicals and alcohol. It is convenient to use at sensitive skin area too thus reducing the risk of irritation and rashes. I’m sure Jack will be delighted to have it.

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A car consumes most gas/petrol as it accelerates. It's a simply law of physics (force equals mass times acceleration). A moving car doesn't require much gasoline to keep moving (due to the inherent inertia). In real life this means, in order to improve your mileage you need to keep the ride smooth.

About 30% of the drivers I see in somewhat heavy traffic apparently cannot control their speed with the accelerator pad alone. Instead I see those guys speed up and slam on the brakes all the time. Obviously, that makes the guy following too close behind very nervous and he too needs to brake and accelerate constantly. In really heavy (but still moving) traffic about 90% of the cars do this. It is relatively easy to hold a speed in a long line of cars without stepping on the brake.

Just keep a little bit more distance and try to practice this. If the traffic moves along, you rarely need to brake, unless everything slows down. If you pay attention to the cars ahead of you (not just the one right in front of your nose, but the other cars ahead of that one), you can anticipate when things will slow down and you can ease off the gas. This means you won't lose all that power to friction (on the brakes) and you can keep your speed without having to accelerate. In heavy traffic this is the most efficient way to save gas/petrol and can easily get you 10% - 20% better gas/petrol mileage.

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My cousin Kah Heng birthday is next week. I would like to buy him something for his up coming birthday party which I’m attending. I went to the shopping mall and couldn’t find any suitable gift for him. I remembered once while we were chatting on the phone he told me that he is interested in the Emu Australia boots. I did a quick search on the internet; I found a cool website which sells high quality boots from The Clausette. I’m sure this would be the appropriate gifts to get for him for his birthday.

Ahbeng works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife Ahlian thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Halo, Beng! How ya doin?" Ahlian is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. Of course Ahbeng denied lah. Oh no," says Beng. That doorman is Ichitaka. He's on my bowling team.

When Ahbeng and Ahlian are seated, a waitress asks Ahbeng if he'd like his usual and brings over a jug of Tiger beer. Ahlian is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and asked, "How did she know that you drink Tiger beer wan?" Oh! it is liddis wan. The girl is Ah huei. She is in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them wan.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Beng and starts to rub-rub her boobs all over Ahbeng and says,"Hi sweetie beng. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" This time Ahlian very the "tulan" ledi and furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Ahbeng quickly follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, ahbeng also jumps in beside her. Ahbeng desperately trying to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but Ahlian won't buy his stories.

Ahlian is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "kekekeke... Beng...., you picked up a real hot bitch this time hor. Do you want me to take you to the same hotel you used to stay?

Ahbeng:

I got a shock when I stepped on the weighing scale today to learn that I have gain so much weight in such a short period. I needed to get back my ideal weight but I do not have the time to work it out at the track due to my workloads. By the time I finished work, it’s already 7.30pm. I'm determine to do my exercise at home and looking forward to purchase a treadmill. My main priority is to get the extra fats off my belly!

Just recently, our home mailbox has been vandalized by some irresponsible people. I have been looking for a good quality mailbox since then but could not find one until I found a web site in the internet. They offer a wide variety of mailboxes that are of high in quality so that I won’t have to keep on replacing them. There are so many residential mailboxes for me to choose from such as wall mount mailbox and single unit among others. After a discussion with my family, we decided to install the single locking mail box to prevent mail theft and to prevent against vandalism.

Tandoori came from the word "tandoor". The tandoor is also known by another name of 'Bhatti' in India. It is a cylindrical clay used in India and Bangladesh in which food is cooked over a hot charcoal fire. Normally, lamb meat are used to cook Tandoori. Temperatures in a tandoor can approach 480°C (900°F). It is common for tandoor ovens to remain lit for long periods of time to maintain the high cooking temperature.

Today, I'm introducing you to a different kind of Tandoori delicacy which I believed you have never tried before. Anyone want to try Vagina Tandoori? wakakakaka!!







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When I come back from work, the first thing I’ll do is to check my mailbox if there is any letter for me. I found a letter in the mail box. It was from my former classmate who is in overseas. It was a Kentucky Derby party invitations card.

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One day, AhBeng was walking past an asylum, and can hear all the inmates inside screaming at the top of their lungs, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!!!”. Out of curiosity, he peeks through the hole in the fence to see what all the commotion is all about, and a finger suddenly pops out and poke him in the eye. AhBeng of course yells in pain, and the inmates all start gleefully shouting, “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!!!.

AhBeng, Next time, dun so "sam pat " ok? kekekeke!!

My sister and I will pay a visit to the old folk's home, home care center, and the orphanages at the end of every month. Most of the time, we make it a point to donate a small donation to these homes by way of cash, rice, biscuits, and other kind of foods. We are very thankful that these types of homes existed to help the needy. We can’t deny the fact that one day we’ll grow old and I prefer to live the rest of my life in a nursing home. I wouldn’t want to burden anyone in my family members to take care of me. I would like to plan for the future.

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Can you donate a dime? This skeleton is performing a street dance come rain or shine. People come and see enjoying his talent. The elderly, childrens are enjoying it too. Half way through the dance, the skeleton looked at his bowl.....arrrhh...still no one want to donate.

He is quite sad ledi, however he continued his dance. At the end of the day, quite good collection. Hahahaha!

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