Ways to Get Rid of Telemarketers

I get sick and tired of getting calls from telemarketers especially when I'm in lalaland. It's Sunday for god sake! Don't know how they are so smart can get my hand-phone numbers. (A check with a friend who is doing telemarketing job says they got it from credit card company wan). They represent their company usually from a hotel giving you "free" 2 days 3 night stay at their hotel. Where got so big pigeon flying around giving free things. Sure there must be a catch perhaps asking you to sign up for something. Normally, I use these ways to get rid of them. If you got this type of call you can try it also! hahaha


1. Pretend you don't speak English/Malay.

2. Burst into tears when money is mentioned. (for ladies sure work wan)

3. Ask if the deal is good for all your personalities.

4. Tell them you'll accept their offer if they can guess your color of underwear. -(diswan I like!)

5. Repeat everything they say in the form of a question.

6. As soon as they identify themselves, say, “You guys are still in business? Well, I guess the bomb has another 30 seconds.”

7. Tell them you are in oversea now.

8. DIU! JUST HANG UP THE DARN PHONE LOR...MUAHAHAHAA

Used Cisco

My friend has started a new business recently. He has invested most of his money into the business buying stocks, renovations and furniture and fittings. He now need to buy some new inventory equipments but do not have enough physical cash. At the end he settled for some used cisco equipments. The refurbished cisco routers, access server, security and switches are equally good as the new one. Moreover, it is backed by 90 days warranty. Most of all, he is happy with it.

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English Premier League


I’m looking forward for tomorrow Barclays English Premier league matches of the top four teams. Liverpool will play against Manchester United at 9.00pm local time and Chelsea vs Arsenal at 11.oo pm.




There are 8 games left for each teams and I think the door is still wide open in deciding who will win this year 2007/2008 league title. These games should be exciting. Come join me to watch these matches at Sri Hastamas. Many Arsenal fans are there! Hehehehe. Come on Arsenal!!!

Life Insurance Quotes

Insurance is an investment. It is defined as the equitable transfer of the risk of a loss from one entity to another, in exchange for a premium. If you ask me about my view on insurance, I got this to say that is get yourself INSURED. No matter what your age is, it’s important that you have life insurance.

I came to know a reliable insurance company where you can get free life insurance quote instantly. I’m sure it will help you find the best and the most affordable life insurance for your family or for yourself.

Awesome Kravet fabrics

I used to follow my mom go shopping when I was small. One of her favorite shop is the fabrics shop. She likes buy all kind of fabrics for our home decorative use. She told me that Kravet fabrics are one of the high quality fabrics one must have in a household. The design and style are so beautiful that it will make our family feel comfortable living in. If you are interested, surely I’ll recommend you Kravet fabrics.

City Lights of the World

I delighted that I got these pictures from a Mun Loong. The City lights during a night at these cities are just awesome. I hope and wish I will be able to visit these countries and see it with my own eyes. Although I have not been to these places before, I glad I could witness it here.

Toronto
toronto

Washington
washington

Niagara Falls
niagarafalls

Moscow
moscow

Los Angeles
losangeles

London
london

Denver
denver

Las Vegas
lasvegas

Petersburg
petersburg


Which city you like best?

CAT 6 Ethernet Cables

I still remembered when I got my first pay check I was working with a computer firm as a technician. My daily job is to repair computers. Usually, most of the customer complaints are that they can’t get connected to the internet. The first thing I checked is the Ethernet cables. Normally they are at fault. I replaced it with a higher quality CAT6 Ethernet cables which solved the problem.

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Top selling TV cabinets

Matt is my office colleague. He has bought a new apartment facing the seaside. He invited me and all our office colleagues to his place for house warming party. I’m amazed when I first saw all of his furniture and fitting collections. It was very beautiful.

Matt showed us his latest technology he bought recently. I was surprised when he clicked on the remote control, a pop-up tv raises from behind the cabinet. It was a cool idea to have the plasma tv hidden because it save him a lot of space in the living room. I think the person who created this is brilliant.

The loyal wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check.. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

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A Second Home and GMAC Real Estate

Recently, I met my old classmate Joshua. We were having a couple of nice cool beers at the bar while chatting about the good old days while at college. He is working as a real estate agent in the property field. He asked me if I’m interested in long term investment in a second home. He told me that now it is the right time to invest in property market.

Red Hair Baby

Ahbeng and Ahlian are expecting their 1st baby. Soon after their baby was born, the panicked Ahbeng went to see the Obstetrician.

Ahbeng: Doctor, I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my son has red hair. He can't possibly be mine!

Doctor: Nonsense! What are you talking about? He is your baby son. Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.

Ahbeng: It isn't possible!! (Protest) This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.

Doctor : Well, Mr ahbeng let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?

Ahbeng seemed a bit ashamed.

Ahbeng: Actually hor... I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.


Doctor: Well, there you have it! The red colored hair is due to it's rust!!



Ahbeng: sweating9xa

 
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