Funny T-shirts

I’m a fond collector of funny t-shirts for two years now. Each time I browse through the internet, surely I’ll surf for funny t-shirts. At times, I will wear my funny t-shirts out to parties or to the bar. Many of my friends are very interested in purchasing it and I’m proud to introduce them to roadkilltshirts.com because if one’s buy 3 pieces of funny t-shirts you’ll get 1 piece for free. It is value for your money. Furthermore, the funny t-shirts are great gifts as present. Check it out to see it yourself!

Effective acne cream

Having blemish acne skin among teenagers these days are very common here in Malaysia. It is due to the oily food intake and the humid weather. Just recently, I have introduced a friend to use the best blemish acne cream to combat and eliminate his acne problem once and for all. Believe me that this product is highly effective, affordable and reliable because I have been using it to improve and restore the texture on my facial skin.

Volkswagen - The Beatles styles

When I was young, I was a great fan of the Beetles group. I used to listened to their songs and remembered that they used to go around with the old volkswagen. Those cars are rarely find it on the road now. My brother used to called it 'kereta katak'. Kakakaka.

There are new model available now and I don't mind driving one of this! Ahem!!! What about ya?










High quality wine refrigerator

I’m very pleased with my private home theater entertainment room. My contractor did an excellent job in designing the layout. The room has been decorated with 40 inch plasma television, curtains, air con, cabinets, lightings and wine refrigerator. Having a nice cool wine and eating popcorn while watching my favorite English Premier League is simply awesome. Lately, I have been buying quite a lot of wine from France, United States and Australia.

She is in top shape now !

The first time I visited Huei’s blog was about one year ago. Soon we became friends. At the time she was a very fat girl and I couldn’t stop teasing her of being fat. We chatted in MSN messenger quite often and I recommended to her the most effective diet pill to keep her body weight in check. Six months later when she posted her photo in her blog, I’m glad to see her beautiful slim figures. She didn’t regret taking my advice.

To realize

To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...

To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when

you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Do you want a beautiful slim body?

When you want to enter a beauty pageant contest, you must have a beautiful slim body figures. It is a woman’s dream to have a beautiful slim body. I was watching a video on Miss Hong Kong 2008 beauty contestants just now. All of the girls are so young, slim and beautiful. There are thought on how to cat walk, talk and also answering questions. There is a section when they’re on swimsuits and all of them looked so slim and I wondered if they are taking any diet pills.

Biking this week-end

Many of my former school mates had joined the Harley Davidson Bikers Club. Those are the guys who ride their Harley bikes every weekend down south to Singapore. Sometimes, they will travel up north to Penang on the freeway to test out their bike performance. I’m interested to join this bikers club and in need of a Harley Davidson bike. I would like to start off using a second-hand bike and currently searching for used Harleys for sale.

Girls jokes

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, " Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger." St. Peter says, " Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, " Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line ofgirls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."!!! Muahahaaha...

Keep fit the way of healthy lifestyle

It is very important to have a healthy lifestyle. One of the proper ways to do it is to get fit. I’ll make it a point to jog at the track after work everyday. Although I’m not over-weight, at least by having my daily jog I’ll not add the pounds on my waist line.

Lately, my boss has giving me a big project to handle and I doesn’t have the time to do my daily jog at the track. The only way I can think of is to do my exercise at home. I’m looking at several treadmills models and yet to decide which one to buy.

Properties at Palm Bay Exquisite Home

My uncle is retiring soon. He intends to invest part of his pension funds in the property market. While he was glancing through the internet, he found this site called Palm Bay Exquisite Home and decided to take a look in the real estate section. He is very interested in purchasing the Texas Gulf coast waterfront property. He told me that he might stay there permanently with his wife and spend the rest of his life there.

The panda

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Best hotel deals

Last year when we visited the USA, we booked through our local travel agency. It was a package tour. I still remembered my wife used to complaint to me that I had been over-charged by the agency for taking up this tour. We are visiting the States again and this time round, I handled it to her to make all the necessary bookings for accommodation, place of interest tour etc. I trust that she will get the best hotel deals and packages for our tour next month.

 
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