Happy Merdeka Day

Malaysian will celebrating the 51st Merdeka (Independence Day) on the 31st of August 2008. Time pass by real fast and in a couple of months time we will be celebrating New Year 2009. I wish you and all my readers a Happy holidays and Happy Merdeka!

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If you are going back to your home town, do drive carefully and don't drink and drive! In the mean time have you raise the Jalur Gemilang (National Flag) a not?

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Awesome office furniture

In a couple of week’s time my colleagues and I will be moving into our new office. Every one in the office is very excited about it. My boss has instructed his secretary to look for brand new office furniture for the office. Looking for office furniture is an easy task for her because she got it in one search.

It is a cool website whereby one can obtain the whole range of office furniture in just one store. All the office furniture on display in this website is from the highest quality and the price is cheap as well. Don't believe me? Check it out yourself!

DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She
watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses.! The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said.... 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?

I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tears from his cheek and says...I would have been released today. Kakakaka

Acne Treatment

The biggest problems teenagers are having these days are combating problem acne skins. It is caused by a variety of factors such as having too much spicy food, lack of exercise and unhealty life style. When acne is produced on the skin as a response to sebum, the body may attempt to target the inflammation with white blood cells. I would suggest that they get acne treatment as early as possible to counter this problem to restore their facial skin to look at its best.

Lawyers you can count on

Salvi, Schostok & Pritchard P.C., the leading Chicago personal injury lawyers, are now available to help you in more areas than ever before. If you need a wrongful death, personal injury or medical malpractice attorney then turn to them for help to get you through your ordeal. Do check out their convenient locations where they serve near you. If you've been injured through no fault of your own, let these experience lawyers help you when you need it the most.

Barclays Premier League 2008/2009

The new season Barclays Premier League 2008/2009 has just started last week with the top teams winning their games except Manchester United which had a draw 1-1 against Newcastle United. Arsenal FC beating West Bromwich 1-0, Chelsea FC beating Portmouth 4-0 and Liverpool FC beating Sunderland 1-0 respectively.





I'm pre-occupied with my television these days. There are so many things to watch beside the Beijing Olympics 2008. This new season, I guess Chelsea FC can capture the Premier League from Manchester United. Kekekeke...What's your pick?

Affordable promotional products

Finding promotion and door gifts items for my company’s Trade show next week is easy. I can get great prices and top quality promotional products as simple as looking to Ink Head. With their ability to offer affordable banners & signs, trade show items, desktop & office items and many others promotional items, no wonder that Ink Head is the leading online provider of professional promotional product distributor. Check them out today the next time you need quality promotional items at an affordable price and I promise you won't be disappointed.

Finding cheap hotels

Traveling can be a daunting experience when you don’t have a plan. Sure, impromptu visits to Beijing Olympic and some exciting spots are fun, but to be without an accommodation, it can be a tad disastrous, especially when you are traveling as a family.

I just received a phone call from a friend that he is in Beijing watching the Olympic 2008 and he asked me to check out for him some info about cheap hotels because he needs to check-out by tomorrow to travel to another district. I hope everything will turn out nicely find for him and his family.

Elephant and the Camel

One evening, An elephant asked a camel.....Why are your breasts on your back wan geh?

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Niamah!, says the camel...I think that's a strange question....Being tulan already, the camel ask the back the elephant ...why are your elephant clans all their dick are on their face wan!


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$10,000 Dream Room Furniture Give-Away

Don’t miss this great opportunity to have some of the most stylish and top class quality furniture for your home. Many of the furniture are of latest designs. Believe me that the living room and dining room furniture are just awesome. I suggest you add some spark in your home with the leather chairs or sofas today. You may get these discount furniture from Boyles.com.

dream room give away

As for legal residents of the United States, do you know that you stand a chance to win $10,000 Dream Room Give-Away sponsored by Hendricks Furniture Group? No purchase is required to enter or to win. Registration is valid from June 1, 2008 12.00 AM (ET) to August 31, 2008 12.00 PM (ET). The computerized random drawing will take place before September 5th, 2008. Hurry! Click on the above icon to register and login to increase your chances of winning.

The priests joke - Holy Soap

It was a very hot and humid late one night. These two priests can't even go to sleep and they decided to take a shower. Both of them step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father Ahbeng says he has soap in his room and goes to get it. Thinking that it is late at night, Father Beng not bothering to dress and head to his room to get the soaps.
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He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back to the shower room. While he is half way down the hall, when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stand against the wall and freezes like th is a statue. The nuns stop and comments on how life- like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pull on his manhood.
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Startled, father beng drops a bar of saop. Oh look! says the firs nun, it is a soap dispenser! To test her theory, the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, father beng drops the second bar of soap.


Now the third nun, Sister Lian decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs then yells....!!Photobucket


'Holy Mary, Mother of God, this statue dispense HAND LOTION TOO!!!


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High Performance video cards

I am up-grading my personal computer with a higher performance video card to play cinematic games. No doubt that with higher resolution and seamless frame rates, I will definitely see my PC visual at a better graphics computing. If you are thinking of up-grading your PC video card, Buy.com offers a wide selection of video cards at affordable price. Check them out today and you won’t regret it.

Sony Playstation 2

I have bought a Sony PS2 for my nephew for his birthday last year this day. Time passes so fast and I received an invitation card to attend his birthday again. I think I will update him with newer PS2 games. Buy.com offers more recent games like Kung Fu Panda, Space Chimps and may others. I found out that the prices at Buy.com are really cheap compared to other competitors. Moreover, the stocks are always available and it is free shipping too!

Addicted To The Web

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!


Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)

 
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