English Premier League leaders Liverpool star captain Steven Gerrard was on Tuesday charged with assault over an alleged bar brawl while out celebrating a win a day earlier. Liverpool football club voiced its full support for the 28-year-old, who was released on police bail but could in theory could face up to five years in jail if convicted.
Steven has been an outstanding Liverpool player for the last ten years and the club will give him all the support he needs at this point of time. I hope Steven Gerrard will get out of this trouble soon.
As the recession bites harder, some find unconventional ways to get spending money while others show their meaner side on controlling their spending. The ungracious act of economic hardships has turned the spotlight on just how much stress the current financial crisis is putting on me and my family as a consumer.
My car insurance is going to due next week and it leaves me no other choice but to search for online insurance quotes. By comparing several other quotes I’m able to buy cheap car insurance premiums and save money on my other bills.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Normally, if you were at the mall, exhibition or a road show for any products on display, surely there must be several pretty young girls promoting their products at the counter. Let me give you an example. If you want to buy Samsung LCD television, you’ll approach the Samsung booth. At least there is one young beautiful promoter will serve you by promoting their product.
In about a minute time, I’ll show you one particular picture about a promoter and can you tell me what is wrong with this pretty promoter?
Finally, I bought a brand new tv stand which I was aiming for the last two months. I have been waiting to get this stand for my living room. My friend and I arrived earlier for the post-Christmas sales in order to take advantage of the drastic price cuts offered by the mall. Although there are a large number of peoples gathered together at the opening gate, I managed to slip through and got in first. I think the post Christmas sales was a success.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Pisang has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much.
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.
WHICH GIRL DO YOU THINK PISANG CHOOSES?
Pisang thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. At last, he finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.!!!!! Muahahahahahha
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Ahbeng really hated his old lady's cat. So he put it in the car and drove twenty blocks away and dropped it off. Just as he pulled in the driveway, he noticed the cat sitting on the porch. The next day he decided he would take the cat 40 blocks away and drop it off. But again, the cat found it's way home. Each day he kept going further and further away, but the cat would always find it's way home.
Ahbeng was so furious that he decided to take the cat a few miles away, turned right, then left, circled around, then right again, another right, backtracked a couple of blocks, then left again. Ahbeng then dropped the cat off.
Hours later, he called his wife Ahlian on the phone, "Honey, is the cat there?"
"Yeah, she answers." "Why?"
Ahbeng replies, "Put the freaking cat on the phone. I'm lost and I need directions!"
It is known that inhalation of toxic asbestos fibers can cause serious illnesses. It will cause malignant mesothelioma, lung cancer and asbestosis. During the olden days, asbestos are very popular among manufacturer and builders because of its ability to withstand heat, fire, electricity, chemical damage and tensile strength. However, it had since being banned in many countries including mine because most people who developed mesothelioma have previously worked on jobs where they inhaled asbestos particles or have been exposed to asbestos dust or fiber in other ways. Get rid of asbestos from your home now!
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Once upon a time during Christmas, one happy family is sitting at the dinner table. Suddenly the son asks his father,
Son: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
At first the father was pretty surprised his son asked such a question.
Dad: Well my son…there are three kinds of breast actually. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and forties, they are like pears. Still nice my son…but they are hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.
Son: I beg your pardon dad, did you just said Onions?
Dad: Yes my son. You see them daily and they’ll make you cry.
On hearing this conversation, mom and daughter are infuriated, and then suddenly the daughter asked out loud at the dinner table.
Daughter: Mom, how many types of willies are there?
Mom being “tulan” (agitated) by what her husband has told his son then answered her daughter.
Mom: Well dear, its like this one… a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willies are like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it’s like birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.
Daughter: I beg your pardon mom, did you just said Christmas tree?
Mom: Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are hanging for decoration only!!
Dad and son:
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Uncle Cocka has a number of hens and one rooster. One Saturday he goes into the coop to get some eggs and can't find the rooster. This bothers him because he knows that some people in the community engage in cock fighting and may have stolen
his cock the cock. This makes Uncle Cocka very "tulan" (agitated) and he figures out that he can find the culprit at the church the next day.
Early-early on Sunday morning, he gets up in the pulpit and says, "All of you who have a cock, please stand up!"
ALL THE MEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
No, no!" says Uncle Cocka, "I mean all of you who have seen a cock, please stand up."
ALL THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
No, no!" says Uncle Cocka, "I mean, all of you who have seen a cock that doesn't belong to you, stand up."
HALF OF THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
"No! You still don't understand. All of you who have seen my cock, please stand up."
ALL OF THE NUNS & HALF THE ALTAR BOYS STOOD UP
It is very stressful moving from one place to another. Our company is growing rapidly and with our expansion in placed for 2009, we really need to relocate to a bigger space environments. My boss has asked me to check out on moving services companies. What we are looking at is a trustworthy and reliable transportation company so that all our belonging is intact when reaches to the new destination.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
I used to watch Deal or No Deal on our local channel NTV7. One day, while I was watching the show, I was surprised to see my friend Lin Peh appeared on the show Deal or No Deal live. I was really sure it was him at one glance. How can I missed such a clown in this blogging world. Hahaha.
But in this video you about to see, the contestant doesn't recognize her own sister standing on the stage holding case number 21. The emcee is giving her so many clues. Even her mum and dad can't recognize their own daughter is on stage!!
This coming Christmas, very likely Santa will grant me my wish to have a Garmin GPS as present. I wanted this portable GPS for quite some time already but I do not have enough money to buy it myself. It is a very high tech gadget that can help me a lot in finding locations. It comes in preloaded with maps, light weight and very easy to use.
Pre Christmas Cheers!
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago. And what about the third rose?' she asked.'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'
Christmas holiday season is just a week away. I’ve finished decorating my Christmas tree. It looks so beautiful and colorful when the lightings are put up. I’ve bought so many Christmas presents for my family, friends and colleagues last week. Too bad, my cousins and uncles will not be celebrating Christmas with us this year. They’ll be celebrating Christmas in Singapore.
I read in an article from Deloitte’s Holiday Survey that gift cards are top gift purchase for several years in a row. It is an ideal gift for any occasion and is getting more popular with consumers. That gave me an instant idea what to buy for my cousins for Christmas presents. They can use these gift cards for after Christmas sales perhaps in January 2009. I wouldn’t know what their preference like and I would rather let them choose what they want to get for themselves.
I’m very positive that by giving gift cards to them, they can utilize it in any of the 80,000 Blackhawk’s storefront retail networks. There are so many gift cards on parade in the website. The design looked smashing. I intend to get some of these gift cards for myself too.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually keep. kekekeke!
10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
and last but not least...
1. Start buying 2 packets of cigarettes from now on!
Awesome jewelry is what woman looks for in today’s fashion world. Let me tell you a little secret where to buy bracelets, earrings, necklaces, pendants, crystal jewelry and whole lots more at affordable prices you couldn’t resist. I promise you won’t be disappointed. Thanks to D’s Keepsakes because you can find all these beautiful jewelry cum latest designs at wholesale fashion jewelry. Oh yes, it is a perfect gifts as well for this coming Christmas. Check it out now and you’ll be surprise what you’re seeing.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
I was browsing through the sport section a while ago and stumble upon this astonishing photograph. This photographer really know how to catch a picture. Hahaha.. I think this is a Manchester United away games in the English Premier League because they are wearing their blue jersey. Rooney the toon looks like enjoying himself very much with Ronaldo. They must be good buddies and sharing the same room in their Champion League outings. Muahahahaha.. Ok..ok..don't me dirty minded can?
I do part-time work with the local media. Taking and snapping photographs with my digital camera while on field work is quite interesting. I must say that my digital cameras have become a normal part of my live. Where ever I go, it has to be with me at all times. When ever I’m on duty in other states, usually I’ll carry extra memory cards with me in my bag. I’m enjoying my job.
One day, Ahbeng's daughter came back from school and said to her mother Ahlian ....Mommy.. mommy...while in school today the teacher punished me for something that I didn’t do. I'm very sad mommy.
On hearing this Ahlian very "tulan" already and said to her daughter... that’s terrible! that's very terrible. How can your teacher simply punished you for something you didn't do? I’m going to have a word with your teacher about this tomorrow ... by the way, what was it that you didn’t do dear?"
The little girl replied, "My homework lor.!!!
Exercise is one of the best forms of loosing weight and at the same time improving one’s health. There are others who go for combination of both exercise and diet health supplements for them to loose weight. However, choosing the right diet pills which suits them can be a difficult task at times because there too many brands in the market. Some are afraid of obtaining fake supplements.
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Monday, December 15, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Getting slow internet connection is really a pain in the neck. I failed to understand why
TM Nut TMNet is unable to provide good internet connection for the community. At times, the line is just got hang or cut off. I wondered if you have this problem.
They are making millions in term of profit and yet the services are just lousy. Their maintenance up grade all these while is gets no where in providing good and fast internet connections. What happened? Buck up.
Oops… I forgot they are the cheapest around at the moment. Muahahahaha!!!!!
I was helping Alfred at his newly opened restaurant at the Curve last month. His business was very good and customers are turning up at early at 10am at the restaurant. At lunch time, the crowds are getting larger and larger. The counter girl gets mixed up with the orders and bill collections. Some orders are missing when it reaches the kitchen.
I suggested to Alfred is to get the effective POS systems up and running as soon as possible at his shop so that the operation is not disrupted. It is a complete solution for his business and it is proved to be effective in handling transaction processing which comes with receipt printer instead of writing manually.
The Barclays English Premier League is getting more exciting now because all big 4 top teams Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal dropped points making the championship table wide open with one point different at the table.
Chelsea’s fans are the most disappointed lots. Chelsea missed the chance to go top of the Premier League after they were held to a 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge with West Ham United. Where else, Liverpool, Manchester United and Arsenal were all held to draws in Premier League on Saturday.
Credit must be given to Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard who scored 2 goals to save the team a home defeat to Hull City. Mighty Hull city were 2-0 up when later on Gerrard equal the scored line at 2-2. Defending champion Manchester United was held to a frustrating 0-0 draw at Tottenham Hotspurs to remain six points adrift of Liverpool.
Arsenal's fading title ambitions were dealt a further blow when former Gunner Jeremie Aliadiere equalized to clinch a 1-1 draw for Middlesbrough, allowing Aston Villa to dislodge them from fourth place by beating Bolton 4-2.
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If you remember when TV
Used to be black and white
You find you’re getting broader
But your shrinking in your height
If before you go to bed
Your teeth go in a jar
And you forget what your doing
Before you’ve gone too far
If your bladder gets you up
In the middle of the night
You get up in the morning
And you look an awful sight
If you’re not breaking hearts
You’re breaking wind instead
When you’d sooner stay at home
And watch TV in bed
Then my friend I say to you
You’ve finally reached the stage
That is what is called
The golden years of age
It is time if the year Christmas is fast approaching and winter will set in. My body tends to feel tired and restless on those days where else my skin will feel dry and chapped. I was thinking of getting a humidifier to moisten up the air and reduce my stuffy nose.
A friend of mine recommended me air o swiss humidifiers which is a well known product used by many peoples. It will suit me nicely because of it convenient features at the touch of a button. I’m confident that with this product in hand, I’ll feel less dehydrated.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Previously, my place here the night market on Saturday are full of local residents taking a slow walk and when ever I'm at the night market, surely I'll met someone I known. Some are seen bargaining prices with the local traders at the fish stalls other are bargaining prices at the fruits stall.
Nowadays, I seen less and less of the local folks are less interested at night market. Most probably, it is because the whole street is occupied by "Bangla". They often travel in groups. Crime rate here is slowly increasing at a slow pace but manageable. One day, I think this night market will be concurred by the foreigners. I'm not surprised because the hawkers center in Kepong are full of Myanmars. Each and every eating stalls are occupied by them. I think about 90% of the eating stalls are concurred by them already. The foods are hopeless! Tiu!!!
Often I have heard that adult individuals they used to pee in their sleep. Those are the people who are incapable of controlling your bladder during sleep at night or unable to use the toilet. The best solution to solve their problem is using the clean and hygienic disposable diapers. This overnight protective underwear is comfortable, easy to use and environment friendly. You may get these high quality medical diapers from Disposable Medical Express. Besides the wide range of diaper selections, the prices are cheap too.
Monday, December 08, 2008
Monday, December 08, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, (three of whom were deaf, two of whom were blind, and one who was mentally retarded), and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks eight to ten martinis a day.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Christmas is around the corner and it is time for me to buy new indoor lighting to decorate my house. Shopping for lighting is an easy job for me because last time round when I first shifted to my new home, I bought all my living, dining and bedroom lighting from Light outlet. All their lightings are of superior quality and long lasting and I intend to buy it again from them.
Beside the premier brands they got to offer, all the lighting designs are of the latest design. I’ve compared prices with several other websites and I must agree with them that their prices are the lowest.
Monday, December 01, 2008
Monday, December 01, 2008Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag