Last evacuation drill

The financial crisis had hurt more than just our wallets when all the essential goods, foods, transportations, other products and services had shot up tremendously. Desperate times like this, we have also seen many factory workers in Penang are left without jobs. The story goes like this.

In a large multinational factory, normally they'll have fire evacuation drill.

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement.

The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement: "Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees. So when this
announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow.

The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security issue for all staff.

Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.

Please move back in & try your luck".

(What you read in this post is fiction)

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Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy

came with an Umbrella,

that's Confidence


Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby

when you throw him in the air,

he laughs......because he knows you will catch him;

that's Trust


Every night we go to bed,

we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still you have plans for the coming day ;

that's Hope

Treadmills at Nordic Track

The two weeks Chinese New Year celebration was awesome. I haven’t seen my wife so happy been eating so much for a long time. Her appetite was amazing, may be because of her sister came back from England to celebrate this Chinese New Year with her. Both of them had been eating so much food and didn’t realize that they have gained so much weight. Getting one exercise equipment for them to work out it out would be a good idea. I heard that treadmill machines from Nordic Track are cheap. I’m picking up the phone to order now.

A little joke

Condom says to Kotex, 'When you work, I lose seven days of business.'
Kotex replies, 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine

A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so
he ran off with the TV and VCD.

Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!'
Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE
every morning!

Super natural supplements

In today’s challenging environment, all of us are trying to stay fit. Ever wonder how effective your body burns off calories while you jog or run? It takes one hour of jogging to burn off 500 calories which is equivalent to one plate of fried rice. Many people couldn’t find time to exercise due to work, busy schedule, active social life and late night outings. In order to keep their body fit they rely on the super natural supplement Orovo diet pills. This trend is getting popular and proved to be effective.

Learn how the stock market works

This is one of the good example. Once upon a time, in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching. The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. While the man was away the assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again, and once again there were monkeys everywhere. Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

Fence installation quotes

I’m getting fed-up with the stray dogs lately. They used to ransack the rubbish bin looking for left over foods at mid-night thus littering the rubbish all over the road. The community has reported this matter to the local council but nothing has been done on this matter. I’m going to fence up my front garden to prevent these strays from doing further damage. It might one day bite my little boy. I’m going to get the fence installation done right away.

The door to door salesman

A newly employed vacuum salesman working very hard to hit his sales target. One morning he goes to the first house in his new assigned territory. He knocks on the door. A real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. To prove that his vacuum cleaner really works, he told the lady...

Salesman: Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it.

Lady: (With a smirk) You want ketchup a not?

Salesman : Why do you ask?

Lady: I just moved in and I haven't got the electricity turned on yet. Now I want to see how you gonna eat that cow patties!

Get you car insured

Whenever I go on business trip to our neighboring country Thailand, crossing over the border is easy but I need to purchase additional car insurance coverage required by Thailand’s law. Normally, my service agent will do the necessary paper work for me including making a police report at our local police station. One may not know if there is a possible accident that can face while traveling or the car might get stolen. My recommendation to you if you want to travel across the border please gets you car insured.

The little old lady

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag...

Darn!" says the little old lady.....I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning! Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. How did you get all that money? Did you steal it? Oh, no, says the little old lady. You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes!'

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag? Well , says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay.

Low price comfortable beds

I’m looking for a comfortable sleep number bed for quite some time now. It is for my back ache and restless nights. Last time round, we got out bedroom bed from our wedding gift. I intend to buy the comfortable adjustable bed now because I got feed back from my colleague who has been using it says that it is very good. The low priced offer together with the premier brands instantly struck me to get it. Moreover, their modern design and color really matches my master bedroom.

High telephone bills

The phone bill at home was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad: Now listen all, this exceptionally high phone bill is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this telephone; I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my office telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones...

Home business

I really respect those housewives tasks that had to take care of the household, their children schooling and at the same time earned income from their home business opportunities. I’ve learned from some of them that the low investment opportunities are very successful and had made them awesome profit returns. I don’t mind asking my wife to venture into this franchise business as well. There are quite a variety of resources for her to choose from if she like.

Thaipusam Day 2009

It is another holiday! It is Thaipusam day. Thaipusam or Thai Poosam Kavady is a Hindu festival celebrated mostly by the Tamil community on the full moon in the Tamil month. Thaipusam refers to a star that is at its highest point during the festival. The festival commemorates both the birthday of Lord Muruga (also Subramaniam), the youngest son of Shiva and Parvati. and the occasion when Parvati gave Murugan a vel (lance) so he could vanquish the evil demon Soorapadman.


Devotee offers to carry the kavadi, carries a pail of milk and some even insert spears, fishing hooks into their skins. After the ceremony is over, he gets so much intoxicated with love of God that his inner spiritual chamber is opened. This too ultimately leads to Para Bhakti -Supreme devotion.


Hooray-Hooray!!! but nope I'm not going to Batu Caves to smash coconuts or carry kavadi. If you're interested to go to Batu Caves, there are train transport offered by KTM. I'm going to relax and doesn't want to think of work!

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