The door to door salesman

A newly employed vacuum salesman working very hard to hit his sales target. One morning he goes to the first house in his new assigned territory. He knocks on the door. A real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. To prove that his vacuum cleaner really works, he told the lady...

Salesman: Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it.

Lady: (With a smirk) You want ketchup a not?

Salesman : Why do you ask?

Lady: I just moved in and I haven't got the electricity turned on yet. Now I want to see how you gonna eat that cow patties!

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