Last evacuation drill

The financial crisis had hurt more than just our wallets when all the essential goods, foods, transportations, other products and services had shot up tremendously. Desperate times like this, we have also seen many factory workers in Penang are left without jobs. The story goes like this.

In a large multinational factory, normally they'll have fire evacuation drill.

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement.

The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement: "Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees. So when this
announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow.

The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security issue for all staff.

Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.

Please move back in & try your luck".

(What you read in this post is fiction)

3 Aces:

day-dreamer said...

LOL! Very creative indeed. You wanna use this method to retrench your employees next time ah? Haha.

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

ingenius solution.......
but next day sure media will cumming here...

waka kaka ka ka ka ka

Anonymous said...

Hahahhahaa... Dowan fiction lah. Want true stoli can?

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