A little joke

Condom says to Kotex, 'When you work, I lose seven days of business.'
Kotex replies, 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine

A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so
he ran off with the TV and VCD.

Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!'
Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE
every morning!

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