GOVERNMENT JOB APPLICANTS

A guy went job interview.

The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'yes - caffeine'.
Have you ever been in the military service?
'Yes,' he replied.' I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asked, are you disabled in any way?

The guy said, 'Yes.... a roadside bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'
The interviewer said O.K. - You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 A.M. and plan on starting @ 10:00 A.M. every day.

The guy puzzled asks, 'if the work hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me here at 10?

'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

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Interview Tips

*Don’t come to the interview drunk and then proceed to pass out

*Don’t bring your mom, children or pets

*Tell your interviewer how you love to sing opera, then bust out signing acapella

*Don’t tell any racist jokes

*Do not submit an “Impossible is Nothing” type video resume (if you don’t know what we are talking about please Google it…it is quite entertaining)

 
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