The 2 old men

Once upon a time, two old men decide that they are close to their last days and decide to have a good time out at night in town. After a few drinks, both of them ended up at the local brothel.

The manager takes one look at the two old men and whispers to her manager ....go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.

Manager was talking to her manager (mummy) that these 2 are old and drunk. I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference. The manager does as she is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says'

You know, I think my girl was dead!

Dead? says his friend, Why do you say that?

Well, she never moved or made a sound at all the time I was loving her. His friend says, Could be worst I think mine was a witch!!

'A witch??... Why the hell would you say that? the first man asked.

Well...I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out of the window ... blady hell and she took my teeth with her as well.

1 Aces:

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

why they dun feel SO light weight wan meh?

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