Orlando vacations

I still have 7 days annual leave carried forward from last year 2008. I think I’ll use up my annual leave before it is forfeited. Taking a short Orlando vacations will be a good idea. It is a good break having a vacation in first quarter of 2009, I could rest and recharged from the dull routines in office work. Vacation spots attract a lot of tourist from all over the world. They offer a number of hotels and the Disney resort is the best among them. I’m picking up the phone to book airline ticket now!

I want to test drive a flying car



This is simply amazing! Can you believe that a car can fly? It is known that there was a massive interest in the odd-looking Terrafugia Transition flying car when we ran a story with its initial specification sometime ago earlier this year and they didn't ever expect the project they're doing truly 'take off.

A former US Air-force colonel, Phil Meteer, took the wheel for the test flight and reports that the Transition felt just like any other light aircraft. In fact, the flying car has been classified as a 'light sport' category aircraft in America , a class for which it is relatively easy to obtain a pilot's licence.

Owners of the Transition will need both a full driving licence and the pilot's licence to operate the flying car and take-off and landing will be restricted to certified airstrips. The company claims a top speed of about 115mph in the air, with adequate performance from its 100bhp engine for road use.

Don't know when I will have the chance to test drive this flying car! kekeke














Weight Loss Pill Facts

I think people are getting more concern about their weight gain nowadays. It is true that gaining the extra pounds on their waist line worried many men and women from all around the world. Are they not conscious about their health and appearance? Other that exercise, most of them goes for pills as other options. But how do you find out which one really works? You need to do your research and find out the information about what are the ingredients included and the effects they will bring to their body system in the diet pills that you are planning to try. Find out more on weight loss pill facts here and you won't be disappointed!

Daddy, How am I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. I might as well let you know now.

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared

that said:


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Danze faucets

My wife has been complaining to me about our bathroom for months. Yes, I do agree with her that it is about time we change our old and out fashioned bathroom accessories. I heard that Danze faucets are one of the largest manufacturers in bathroom accessories. I need to transform my bathroom into a masterpiece with the highest quality products. With the right bathroom accessories, we can make it feel homey and comfortable, putting it on par with the peaceful atmosphere of a spa or resort.

GOVERNMENT JOB APPLICANTS

A guy went job interview.

The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'yes - caffeine'.
Have you ever been in the military service?
'Yes,' he replied.' I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asked, are you disabled in any way?

The guy said, 'Yes.... a roadside bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'
The interviewer said O.K. - You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 A.M. and plan on starting @ 10:00 A.M. every day.

The guy puzzled asks, 'if the work hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me here at 10?

'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

Choice Hotels International

Do you know that the more frequent you stay with Choice Hotels you can actually earn yourself free hotel rooms? This is how it works. If you stay on two different occasions with arrival from February 5th to April 30th, you will earn yourself enough Choice Privileges reward points to redeem a free hotel room stay at any 1,500 Choice Hotel throughout US, Canada and Mexico.

Many thanks to Choice Hotels International for having this kind of promotion for traveler like me and you. It will safe us money. If you’re not a Choice Privileges member yet, why not register now!

Childbirth pain or not?

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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt? This is my first time doing it!

The doctor answered, Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it’s difficult to describe pain.

Woman: I know, but can’t you give me some idea?

Doc: Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little…”

Woman: Like this?

Doc: A little more…

Woman:Like this?

Doc: No. A little more…

Woman: Like this?

Doc: Yes. Does that hurt?

Woman: A little bit.

Doc: Now stretch it over your head.

Woman: Ouch!



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Home theater furnitures

We have recently renovated a new room specially for watching home theater movies. All of us in the family are very please to have our own home theater. It was beautifully decorated with curtains, carpets, latest home theater lightings, wall art and signs. I’m glad every one of us chipped in to purchase our brand new 42 inches TV, Speakers, DVD players. The only item left now is to get the right home theater furniture.

The 21st century

We are becoming lesser by the day. Why? because...

*Our communication - Wireless

*Our dress - Topless

*Our telephone - Cordless

*Our cooking - Fireless

*Our youth - Jobless

*Our food - Fatless

*Our labour - Effortless

*Our conduct - Worthless

*Our relation - Loveless

*Our attitude - Careless

*Our feelings - Heartless

*Our politics - Shameless

*Our education - Valueless

*Our follies - Countless

*Our arguments - Baseless



*Our Job - Thankless



and lastly



Our Salary - Very Very less



Online greeting cards

A greeting card is normally illustrated as a folded card featuring an expression of friendship, view, opinion or feeling. There are usually given on special occasions such as birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries or other celebrations. Greeting cards come in various shapes, cutting and styles. There are usually sent through post.

In today’s world, with the convenient of computer and e-mails, sending online greeting cards are getting more popular with individuals. It is fast and safe cost. They come in different design and styles such as flash animated, wallpaper greeting, postcard and lot more. I love sending greeting cards.

Awesome balancing skills

This guy really have good balancing skills on his head. I watched this video several times as to how he managed to put those bricks on the head without falling. I've counted those bricks twenty in total! I can bet with you that no way you can do that what more you got to do it on a boat. Hahaha


Lack of sleep

Oh gosh! I have wrinkles around my eyes. I looked like a panda with those dark circles underneath my eyes. It may be due to lack of sleep. I’ve watched the UEFA Champions league two days in a row. I’ve tried several brands of wrinkles creams but they are not strong enough to get rid of my wrinkles problem. Can anyone recommend me a solution or the best eye cream for me?

Coca cola assignment

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted to the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...






First poster - A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"That should have worked," said the friend.


The salesman replied "I also didn't realize that Arabs go from right to left"

Go green and save money

When you're looking for energy saving led light bulbs which can last for 11 to 34 years, then greenandmore.com is the place you should be looking at. With all the best available bright light bulbs on displays I think you’ll be happily choosing some of the bulbs to put in your shopping cart right now. The most important thing is to go green and save money. Don’t you think so?

Awesome feather paintings

Do you think these feather paintings are awesome? I don't know about you but I do love to see painting whether it is feather painting, body painting (tattoo) , art painting or whatever. Those who do this type of painting are surely creative with lots of talents. The more I see it the more I falling for it. The pictures and colors are so lively. Click to enlarge!








Material handling

Due to the economic slowdown, our company has no choice but to lay off some of the foreign workers. It is last in first out basis. There has been a major reshuffle in our jobs as well. Some of the staffs from the head quarter office had been transferred to other town or branch to learn new skills. However, I’m quite lucky that I’ve been picked to do material handling which I’ve some previous experience in this task.

 
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