This guy above walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.
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There are quite a number of break-ins recently in my place where I’m staying. It could be due to the economic down turn there by jobs are limited. The statistics chart showed that there is a sharp increased in crime rate in our town. My neighbor house got burglar recently and the losses are massive. I’m very worried about my family safety. I have made several enquiries on security alarms system for my home. I wanted a 24 hours monitoring system software.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Thursday, June 04, 2009Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Once upon a time, two old men decide that they are close to their last days and decide to have a good time out at night in town. After a few drinks, both of them ended up at the local brothel.
The manager takes one look at the two old men and whispers to her manager ....go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.
Manager was talking to her manager (mummy) that these 2 are old and drunk. I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference. The manager does as she is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says'
You know, I think my girl was dead!
Dead? says his friend, Why do you say that?
Well, she never moved or made a sound at all the time I was loving her. His friend says, Could be worst I think mine was a witch!!
'A witch??... Why the hell would you say that? the first man asked.
Well...I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out of the window ... blady hell and she took my teeth with her as well.
Last week, my friends and I visited to KLCC convention center for the latest trade show. We started our journey early because we want to avoid the traffic jam and of course get a good parking space. When we arrived at the convention center, there are quite a lot of people arrived earlier than us. Before we enter the entrance, we were each given door gifts. Inside the beautiful personalized tote bags contained souvenirs, notepads, pens, handy calculator and many others. I just like visiting trade shows!
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Tuesday, June 02, 2009Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
DNA is a nucleic acid that contains genetic instruction used in testing or finding the true or a code which contain use full genetic information in a person. It is also better known as genes. If a person wants to find out the heritage of his/her family history, normally they will go for an ancestry dna testing to find out the true family’s journey through out the ages. I heard that many people would want to retrace their long lost ancestors’ to find out if their genes are compatible.
Monday, June 01, 2009
Monday, June 01, 2009Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
One fine day, Mr. Beng visited India to meet with his business counterpart Mr. Maniam to negotiate trade terms. During the lunch break, Maniam suggested taking Mr. Beng for a spin in his helicopter and view India’s city lifestyle.
As Mr. Beng was enjoying the bird's eye view from above, he noticed an overpopulated village with unhygienic living conditions. A man was even shitting in his backyard. Mr. Beng was fast to comment how unsightly it is and that India’s people are so uncivilized.
Maniam was so humiliated and was “tulan” and vowed to himself that he'll humiliate Mr. Beng when he gets to visit Spore. When he really did visit Spore the following month, Mr. Beng too offered him a ride in his helicopter to see the Singaporean lifestyle.
For a whole hour, Maniam was trying hard to spot a fault. Finally he saw a place where people literally littered the streets, and as he had a closer look, he even noticed a man shitting on the grass verge. He quickly pointed out to Mr. Beng about it and said, 'You said Singapore was nothing like India. How do you account for this? Mr. Beng looked closer, smiled and replied 'Aaahhh.. We called that place – “Little India” lah!!!!
Besides playing golf, I just picked up a new hobby. Last Sunday, my friend brought me to his horse riding club. It is my first experience riding on a horse. I must say that it is very exciting and fun riding. Soon after, I joined the club and what I need now is to buy my own equestrian apparel. Although there are for rental but I prefer to have my own horse riding apparel and equipments.
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