It is a must to have a barcode scanner if you are working in retail, healthcare or in an industrial environment. Reason being is that you will up keep your stocks up to date and in an orderly manner. Furthermore, with the barcode scanner in hand, less error will occur hence it will push up productivity and efficiency. Most of the scanners are very handy and you can count on the quality because it can handle heavy duty scanning.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in the City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Sunday, July 26, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
Looking for home insurance quote is easy. There are many website that offer you cheap insurance with beneficial advantage for you. You can compare several insurance at one time and make your decision after you have found one which one can offer you with better deal in any of the packages available. Just go online and type in relevant keywords so that you can get the information about home insurance quotes instantly.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.
The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." "Unbelievable!" In the kitchen, the owner exclaims to his wife Theresa, who is also the cook, and tells her what has just happened.
A few days later the blind man returns, and the owner brings him a menu.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
In disbelief, the owner tells his wife Theresa that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him
coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Theresa, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Theresa does it and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man sits down, the owner is ready. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says,
"Hey, I didn't know that Theresa works here!!
Over weight is one of the main concerns for man and woman. Having the extra pounds around their waist line or other parts of their body is what people fear most. Some may choose to go for surgery for quick results. Do you know that surgery may not be the necessary answer? Moreover, it will leave a bad scar on the body for life. There are other options for you to reduce weight. The other alternative is the best fat burners pills.You can obtain these pills easily via the internet.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
I know that Halloween is months away but I am still sending Halloween invitations out earlier this year to my friends, colleagues and family members because I do not want them to miss out the fun we had during last’s year Halloween party.
Halloween is held once a year and each and everyone are very excited about it. They will wear different clothing and attire. Usually, many of them look smashing. Oh yes! I will custom made my Halloween outfit this year. What would you recommends?
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag
An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick.
The evangelist said... "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand."
The husband placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, and closed his eyes.
His wife saw what he did, and slowly whispered, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!"
Finding the most comfortable footwear to fit our feet is very important. Whether it is for industrial, work shoes or for outdoor activities, I would normally look out for comfortable brand. The reason why I want the best shoes is because it will keep me walking in health and comfortable. Tell you a secret. I would buy several pair of Ugg shoes it is the most comfortable footwear I can find.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009Posted by Yinsi Yat| | Labels: Mix Bag