The taxi driver

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City . It was
raining and all of the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mom,"
said the little boy, "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.

The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the
truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, Mom?"

His mother, glaring hard at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies
those women have?"

"Most of them are cab drivers," she replied.

Maintaining a healthy lifestyle

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A little priest joke

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?" said the Priest.

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." Said the Priest.

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."


When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"


Get yourself and your family insured

It really saddened me when I read in the newspaper that there were several car accidents happening everyday. The statistics showed that the accident rate were higher when there is a holiday where people travel back to their home town for the weekend holiday. Today alone, there were 45 fatalities reported. Please drive carefully and do insure yourself and your family members. If not, it is not late to enquire for some insurance quotes for consideration.

Its cool outside

When was the last time spent time outside your garden? Just about anything you do indoors during the winter can be done out-of-doors during the summer. For instance, cook lunch or dinner on a BBQ grill instead of in the oven. Eat outside, sitting on and around your outdoor furniture, instead of in the kitchen. Take a book and read outside; entertain guests and chat with friends; drink your morning coffee from outdoor comfort set listen to the birds twittering and watch the wind blow through the trees instead of watching TV.

Childhood idols after 50 years

Have you ever wonder how is your childhood idols looks like after 50 years? It came a cross my mind today and I made a search in the net. Here is how they look like.

Your favorite Barnie doll will be overweight and too heavy to move.

Barbie doll


And do you know Tweety bird? It won't be the same anymore!

Tweety Bird


And what about your other childhood superheros?

Superman

Thor

Thor

Wonder woman

Wonderwoman


Batman and Robin

Batman and Robin


Spiderman


spiderman


Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, love with true love, laugh without control and always keep smiling.

Are you worried of getting fat?

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Get insured while you are abroad

Do you know that it is very important to have your own medical travel insurance while traveling to another country? As far as I know, seeking medical advise abroad is quite expensive and it is a real concern for many travelers especially those on holidays, business trips or exchange students.

Make your first move by enquiring what is best for your medical insurance coverage. You can get your health travel free quote in the internet. You may also check out what are their procedures and destinations which they had to offer.

How to fold your shirts manually

Long time ago I introduced to you through a video recording about new innovation showing how to make a home made folding machine to fold your shirt. All you need is cutter, cardboard and cellophane tapes. Don't know if you still remember it a not.


Okay lah, Since some of you are not so keen in making your own home made folding machine, I purposely when to seek another video for your viewing. This time no need to use any card board, no cutter and no tapes. I hope you like this video! Nevermind if you don't understand what it says...just see how it is done. Very simple only.





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