A little short story



Johnny moves into a nudist colony.. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.

He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice it. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.

It says:

Dear Johnny,
Thank you for the picture. I had it framed and hung it in the living room for everyone to see. But you really should change your hair style... it makes your nose look short.


Love, Grandma


Orlando vacations my top priority

It has been 10 months since my family and I last went for a holiday vacation. I’m so bored at my workstation and badly needed a holiday break. Going off to relax myself will be my top priority in my list.I’m looking forward for breaks from work and get away from assignments. After browsing through some websites, we have decided to go for orlando vacations holiday. It is learned that Disney Orlando family vacation package is an ideal choice for us. On top of that, getting Disney world tickets and hotel accommodations is not a problem. Oh gosh! I just can’t wait!

The biology lesson

The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica a biology question.

"What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"

Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"

So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye." "That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"

And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"

Anti wrinkle eye cream

As you all know, our country is best known for it beaches. Many foreigners would love to come to our country to enjoy the lovely sunshine. Suntan is one of their favorite. They also love to watch the beautiful sun set at our beaches. Beaches like Cheranting, Tioman and Perhentian Island are most popular. Too much exposure to the sun may also cause us other complications. My advice is to arm yourself with sun block, anti wrinkle eye cream and others in order to protect your skin from over expose to UV rays.

Quality tiles

I’m delighted to have renovated my home to give it a new appearance. Some of the old structures had been demolished and replace with modern designed version. The whole house is definitely brightened up with new tiles. I ordered quite a lot of new pattern porcelains, ceramics, metals and glass tiles. Many of my friends asked me where did I bought all these quality tiles and I’ve recommended it to them.

I told Buddha as the story goes

Came acrossed this in my mail box today and would like to share it with you guys.

buddha


I told Buddha: Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever...!

Buddha said: But for 4 days only.....!

I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.

Buddha said: 3 days.

I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

Buddha said: No, 2 days!

I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).


Buddha said: No, just 1 day!

I said: Yes!

Buddha asked: Which day?

I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!

Buddha laughed, and said: All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day!

Cigars

I’ve not really know how to enjoy cigars until recently when a friend recommended it to me. The taste is very different from smoking cigarettes. After a couple of smoked, I began liking cigars as an alternative smoke. Although there are many types of cigars brands and sizes, I’m sure I’ll be having my own personal taste when I come to it. So far, I love the Connecticut black cigars because its perfectly-aged blended Nicaraguan long filler tobaccos capped with beautifully rich and oily wrapper leaf. What's your preference?

Good medical assistance program

When I go traveling, the first thing I’ll check in my list is the medical assistance program if it is still valid. It is my health and practically, my life that is important. Do you realize the possible accidents that we can face while we travel? Anytime we head out for a fun activity of sailing on the wide sea of Florida or skiing on the blanket of snow on the mountain of Switzerland, we are facing higher chances of getting hurt with twisted arms and broken legs. Getting fast medical transportation to the hospital is important because one will never know it will save our life. For instance, snake bites.

The story of little Johnny

Little Johnny's at it again...... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'




Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

Gain more knowledge through reading

All 4 of us in the family are book worms. I don’t know if it is due to inherited from our great grand-father or not. When I was a little, my mum used to buy me lot of story books. As I grew older, reading is one of my favorite. I had been ordering Amazon books online without failed since I started working. I would say there are huge selections of good books to choose from. One needs to gain as much knowledge as possible through reading.

I have got a new PDA smartphone

My friends and I were at the shopping mall today after class. We were having our lunch there. It was great to walk around window shopping and sight seeing. One particular store caught my attention. It was selling personal digital assistant (PDA). Although I have a laptop, it is my desire to have a handheld computer as well. There are so many PDAs on sale. We check out the features like color screen, audio capabilities, web browsers, Wi-Fi intranets access and of course the price. Guess what? I got it now!!

Street performer are a talented lot

Don't know if you have seen this type of street performer a not. I can tell you that they are talented in many ways. When ever I came to know there is a street performer, surely I'll see his/her show. I won't mine donating money to see the show. This skeleton is performing street dance come rain or shine. People come and see enjoying his talent. The elderly, childrens are enjoying it too. Half way through the dance, the skeleton looked at his bowl.....arrrhh...the bowl is still empty.

He is quite sad for looking into his bowl, however he continued his dance. At the end of the day, quite good collection. Hahahaha!



Franchise opportunities

Many of us work hard to earn our money. Do you know that there are ample business and franchise opportunities awaiting us to explore? In fact, there are more that 1000 franchise opportunities for us to choose from and request for more information before deciding the right business to start with.

You do not need to have much money to start a franchise business. All you need is a small capital as low as less the $10,000, you can become an entrepreneur. Feel free to browse through the suitable location near you.

Where I bought my LCD TV

If you want to buy a TV set, I would recommend you to buy a flat screen LCD TV. I’m very happy with mine because the features are excellent compared with my old TV. Firstly, the picture quality is clearer with less motion blur. As for durability, the burn-in only occurs in extreme circumstances.

Its suit me well for my home theater system. Having a nice cool beer staying at home watching DVDs and English Premier League during the week-ends is my norm nowadays. Anyone want to join me?

White polar bear and the husky dog

Strange that animals in the wild can come in peace but then we humans seems to be perpetually at war with each other, within organizations political and non political alike. If you don't already think animals are far more spiritually advanced than we humans, think again. Stuart Brown describes Norbert Rosing's striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada 's Hudson Bay.











Classroom furniture

Today, while at the school compound waiting for my nephew to finish class, I overheard some teachers talking about buying new furniture for their classroom needs. They got the green light from the head master to make the purchases. Others were suggesting looking at discount classroom furniture accessories like boards, audio-visual, charts, cabinets, classroom tables, classroom chairs and other classroom accessories requirements.

It is about time that this school needs to purchase new classroom furniture because there are many complaints from parents that the present classroom furniture is just too old. Some are even damaged.

The danger of Mesothelioma

Cancer is one of the diseases we fear most. It will affect people of all ages. Most cancers will form a tumor cell in our body. One of the most common cancers is mesothelioma. It is because people are usually exposed to asbestos. In the olden days, as far as I can remember people uses asbestos ceiling in their home. The toxic in the asbestos can be very dangerous because it will cause us cancer. If you want to learn more and get help, you are at the right place.

How to avoid back pain



Back strains and injuries can happen anywhere, but a great many happen at work. Back strain represents one of the largest segments injuries. As you may have learned from personal experience, back injuries can be extremely painful and long lasting. They can keep you in bed for extended periods of time, and occasionally, they may even require surgery. For some people, back pain never really goes away.

The best way to protect their backs against the many back hazards on the job, and off, is to develop habits that reduce the strain on the back. For example:

Slow down. Back injuries that result from slips, trips, and falls can often be prevented by walking instead of running from place to place. It's also helpful to wear shoes with nonslip soles and, of course, to look where you're going.

Stretch first. Your back muscles, and the stomach muscles that help them, benefit from stretching before heavy use. It's a good idea to stretch gently before lifting or other back activity. Gentle stretches at the beginning of the day, and periodically during the day, also help keep your back muscles flexible.

Rest your back. When you sleep, your back gets a rest from carrying your body around. To give your back the best rest, sleep on a firm mattress. The best sleep positions for your back are on your side with your knees bent or on your back with your knees elevated.
Avoid unnecessary lifting. Whenever possible, use material-handling equipment--hoists, hand trucks, dollies--rather than your body to lift. And when you transport material on a hand truck, push, don't pull, it.

Hope these tips are useful to you guys!

Awesome gift for grandma

My grandma birthday is just around the corner. It is on Monday next week to be exact. Giving money to grandma for birthday is not an ideal idea. I was thinking on giving her a warming product which she can use it everyday. It came to my mind that electric blanket is a better choice. I hope that this product can be of help to her because she always complaint of night cold. The electric blanket may be used to pre-heat the bed before use or to keep the occupant warm while in bed.

Mordern stainless steel tiles

People are beginning to use stainless steel tiles in their kitchen and bathroom. I witnessed it myself at several of my friends and relatives home. The modern finishes look is just extraordinary. It brighten up the kitchen completely hence making cooking more enjoyable. They choose different type of colored tiles for different layout. I was told that the tiles are of high quality and it is easy to handle because they come in various sizes. If you want your kitchen and bathroom to look brilliant, check it out now. You won’t regret it.

Giant snake

Oh my god! After seeing this giant snake, I will think twice when entering the jungle again. I used to go jungle tracking and spend a few night in the jungle. Now that I have seen this giant snake I wound not want to get eaten alive by big snake. It is definitely a no-no for me. Who ever and to invite me to go camping or jungle track then you are wasting your time! Phew! NO-No!!!!


Very beautiful stone sinks

Any stone sinks whether it is granite sinks, marble sinks, travertine sinks or onyx sinks just to name a few, they all look smashing. All these sinks when installed in the bathroom, it will surely have an upper class of it own. No wonder many of the five star hotels and spa have these types on sinks in their suite, rooms and washrooms. I must agree that it is very unique indeed and don’t mind have one in my bathroom.

Buying from my reliable source

How can consumers find the appropriate site to buy what they want? Many of us will rely on shopping search engines. In layman’s term, it gives you detailed information on the products you want to buy.

Take electronic for instance. They have an extensive directory on personal audios, videos, computer, video cards, mobile communications, home theatre systems and televisions, digital cameras, photography to general home electronics. There is no shortage of iPods and its accessories, MP3 players, portable CDs and DVD players and even batteries.

The Polite Way to Pee!

During one of her daily classes, a teacher tried to teach good manners. She asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...
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Used items for sale

I have lost count the number of times I have shifted house. It is not that I love to move but I have no other choice because my landlord decided to increase the monthly rental by 40 percent. I’ve been busy packing my stuffs and finding a moving company to move all my belonging to a new home a cross the street.

I will not be bringing other things such my used treadmill, aquarium, desktop computer and television set. Anyone interested in buying used items? Going cheap you know!

I'm keeping my weight level well you know

Oh gosh! I’m not feeling embarrassed or guilty that I’m on weight loss supplements for sometime now. Although I was a little over weight at my age but I’m keeping myself fit and healthy. I have been eating and sleeping well too. Don’t mind telling you a secret that I’m keeping my fitness at check all the time and exercise by jogging for an hour every morning. I dare to challenge you for an hour jog!

What are my chances?






A patient was suffering from a disease and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked:

Patient : "what are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "one hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Getting cheap health insurance quotes

If you are looking for health insurance, I must say that it does not have to be boring. There are many website that offer you cheap health insurance with beneficial advantage to you. You can compare several insurance companies at one time and make your decision after you have found one which one can offer you with a better deal in any of the packages available. Just go online and type in relevant keywords so that you can get the information about cheap health insurance instantly.

Backup your files

It is very important for us to keep our files safe at all times. Sometimes, our computer hard disk may give way after a certain period of time or our computer is infected with virus and all important documents, personal files, photos etc got corrupted. So, in order to restore all the lost files we need a secondary storage to back up our files. Do you know that there is a Promotional flash drive on sale now? Some are going as low as $3-95 per piece with lifetime warranty. Buy your USB flash drive from the reliable source and they will replace any faulty or unusable product to you at no cost.

A little meaningful short story



Once upon a time, a contractor who had made a fortune building homes, told his supervisor of 35 years, "I'm going to build one last house and u will build it for me because I'll be gone for a year" He asked the supervisor to use the best material -- money is no consideration ..make it the greatest house he has ever built. Having given these instructions , the contractor left.

The supervisor thought that this was a great opportunity to make a fortune .He used the cheapest material inside but made the house look beautiful form outside. After a year ,the contractor returned, he inspected the house and asked the supervisor what he thought of the house .

The supervisor replied "it's the best house I've ever built"

THE CONTRACTOR HANDED OVER THE DEED TO HIM AND SAID ....THIS IS MY PARTING GIFT TO U"


MORAL of this story is we should develop a high standard of personal ethics ....and always do the right things, even if no one is watching us. Don't you agree?

Superior light fixture

Shopping for light fixture for my new home is an easy job for me. Last time a round, I bought all my living, dining and bedroom lightings from my regular supplier and I intend to buy it from them again because they offer all kinds of premier brands. Moreover, their modern design lightings and color really matches my master bedroom.

I believed they are one of the best in offering high quality and top class light fixture around. My son couldn’t resist in wanting to order one of their lamp shades. I must agree with him that it is very high class and the price is reasonable. I’m glad that we found this site.

 
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