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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a bar discussing what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes."


The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."


The Indian says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter , then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

Indian : "I wiped my hands on the curtains."


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